*Scorpions voice* Here I am, I'm enjoying Frosted Flakes

Oh fuck!

Helllllllll yeah. youtu.be/gX2awmHkcaM

Here's some positivity.

Hey, that's my tagline. Big Bill Nascar didn't ask my family for their blessing. This weekend, I'm gonna track down who ok'ed this and let them know what's what chicken butt.

Look hard. Hard. Down life's Rocky road. Look bold. Hard. That's my creed. My code.

meanwhile at the Riyadh Comedy Festival

Saying goodbye to a real one right now. The Degawagon gave me just over 388,000 miles and 10 years of the best driving of my life. She went to Watkins Glen, NYC, Talladega, El Paso, and many points in between. She even turned three hot laps around the Roval. I'm going to miss the hell out of her.

I miss seeing the ol' Sokal Bandit tearing up the track.

?????

. @burk.racing

"GUESS I WANT BE WATCHING !!!"

"Age yourself with a movie you saw in theatres as a kid" The 1996 re-release is the first movie I remember seeing in theaters.

!!!!!!! youtu.be/DbfV7b-RAEY

P10: SVG

Denny you fucking dingus.

Tfw you've done this shit so many times on iRacing to where you can't help but giggle watching this in real life it's so funny

Zane learned that from Tony Hawk Pro Skater.

CAUTION HOCEVAR

Steve Letarte talking about rack and peanut steering.

Tanner Gray eventually at some point:

That was just a byproduct of superspeedway racing.

Why would Horseycar do that.

When your get up and go gets up and leaves.

Erik Jones is passing on Takin' It Easy. youtu.be/MYWJ3drqfBg

"i showed you my dick please respond"

"Blaney just slowly but surely inched his way in."

Weekly Cody Ware caution is in the books.

Hell yeah. youtu.be/czXsx-SLWkk

Holy hell what a finish.

Crogg Roads????

These cowards need to invest in a rain tire.

I want to convince one Martinsville first timer that the famous hot dogs are the ones from the Sheetz a couple miles away.

Landon Huffman after sending it radiator deep into Connor Hall:

Big Bill Martinsville really wants to see a Lee Pulliam win. Done brought in the lib weather machine.

Not sure why the broadcast hasn't mentioned it, but the top 4 in points after tonight's Martinsville race will go race for a championship in Phoenix next week. Next year it will be Homestead.

Tired: Drew Dollar Wired: Mike Loonie

Who up landoning they pembleton rn.

@TyGibbs saw several reporters waiting for him after qualifying. He quickly walked to the other end of pit road and hopped in a hot air balloon and floated away as @bobpockrass tried asking a question. Guess that’s a no comment (he could have just said that, but OK).

Me when Carson Loftin gets passed.

Wtf Tristan McKee.

Guy in the fireman hat: what happened.

More like Bobby McFarty.

Told you.

@ Ronnie Bassett Jr.

"Look at all this neat shit! What do y'all figure that doohickey there does?"