My coworkers only want to talk about work after work it's lame

Being zooted in an nyc food court is fucking awesome actually

Out one ass and in another

That's why I say hey man

I forgot to mention Lanny Poffo, leaping Lanny Poffo

Lunch was garlic curry shrimp, rice, octopus, potato wedges, and fried pork belly with the crispiest fucking skin that broke like glass holy shit

I'm working on the same block that @mayor.nyc.gov is going to give a speech and I think that's neat

There's three of us working here this week. I got to pick tonight's restaurant and I picked a French Bistro

Oh so this is how they lure people in. Honestly it sounds like a great time. Doesn't look anything like how the movie portrays it

NYC HOTEL ROOM VIEW

Boy I sure hope no one peels my grapes

holy shit when that pit reporter first started talking and said, "And a very..." she sounded EXACTLY like she was about to have a burtation

this made me realize how good the map in thps4 was

corey day fucking sucks man

@mearn.me if you don't have a deburring tool I can't recommend one enough. We used these when I had a plastic welding job and they perfectly get rid of any burrs or flash along the edge

You can just make shit up???

A game show called Will It Poop? and the contestants can pick from an entire buffet table of assorted objects which are assigned different prices and whatever you end up shitting out gets tallied up and calculated and that's how much money you win Having surgery is a disqualification

A prank show where you take a young person and put them in full old people make up and then they go around to everyday places and interact with people in a general positive and non disturbing fashion. Then after they leave the camera crew tells the victim that they were pranked

Golf tournament commentating on ARCA broadcast

Bring back Duracell Powercheck

Of Mice and Men (2010)

Kids these days don't know about leaning in to mental illness

The fucking cum trees are in bloom

I only drive during road work because I'm too afraid to find out what happens when it doesn't

Last night I made myself a root beer float and it was very enjoyable

more Noah Gragson discourse just makes me want to post this all time @lawnmowerpranks.bsky.social moment

Have a girl sending me pictures of her thighs so life is pretty good rn

mfw i want to shake your hand

11 year old me after figuring out what jerking off was

first you scoop it then you poop it

scary toilets to flush in the dark

Time to check back in on the Utah high school rodeo standings for the real sicko names www.rodeoprogram.com/utah/rgn1aa....

Actually what if Shane Van Gisbergen's name was Dave Pork You've been racing in the cup series for years and all of a sudden this guy named Dave Pork from New Zealand is just kicking your ass

Is it pet's mart or pet's co

I AM DISRESPECTFUL TO DIRT

It'd be a whole different ball game if SVG's last name instead was Porkfister

I'll be honest, I don't really enjoy seeing dead squirrels on the road

This is right up there with the Aalewis quote. Peak shit.

*does a cool flip*

shout out to the one guy going "HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO"

Poopy Parker

Me when it's 5:00pm at the ark building factory

Okay how about a race series where every driver has to get concussed before the start

we apologize for the past

Actually it's Corey Ham

Who the fuck is Riley Herbst

That was an interesting race, with an interesting backstory, with a fun winner.

Denny Hamlin got Corey Heim pregnant to lock him in to 23XI