Mechanic at the disco

Mechanic at the disco

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Yeah I'm pretty sure his name is actually Jeff Gorkin

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY ASSHOLE

don't say doing your wife don't say doing your wife

Might have to steal this strategy for my dating profile

i want a sandwich with big baloney

is dairy an egg

Squirt the 'gurt with the bros

ok now what

I genuinely hope that Hocevar gets knocked the fuck out and loses some teeth. I'm so fucking sick of that piece of shit just crashing people. It's the only thing he fucking does.

imagine if instead a rugby ball he kicked hocevar in the nuts instead

put me in the 51 I promise you I'm legitimately better than Cody Ware also i don't hit women

tbh I love watching Shane just out-brake whoever he's racing. Never slides the tires, never misses the corner, just literally gets in way better than anyone else ever can

This right here is exactly why they call SVG "Sloppy Toppy"

My best simracing feat/victory was winning a race at WGI by staying out and saving about 2 laps worth of fuel. I was clutching going in to 1, short shifting up the esses, clutching into the bus stop, clutching through the carousel, and then short shifting all the way back to turn 1. It was amazing

All I wanna do when I wake up in the morning is pee and poo... Rosanna, Rosanna

They're 3 wide as they enter the bussy stop

Suddenly have a massive urge to drink a nice cold glass of black tent

If I'm Shangis Burtin I'm taking 4 here

There's a baby in that tent

I'll blow you on the race track

Does anyone know what song they just played before the commercial break?

Slugger Labbe looking for a baked potato?

You can bowl your friends and you can bowl your nose but you can't tuba toothpaste

she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge

Shane Vangis Burton pits from the lead

And we're green at Atkins Glen

My new fixation is trying to get a hold of a Megatouch Force. The only ones I see for sale are all out west and pickup only :/

why call it club wwe when clubbleu clubbleu e was right there

Late morning big breakfast and one of these nights just came on shuffle, I'm vibing

In the land of milk and honey, just be glad you're not Chad Gable

Me and my buddies going into public toilets and blasting all the poop off the bowl with our pee

They call them the finger lakes because that's where fingering was invented

I AM LIVE STREAMING GAMBLING FRIENDSLOP www.twitch.tv/jgallstar1

I'll call now

When Gotham is ashes, you have my permission to cum

HEAR ME OUT INSTEAD OF ARBY'S IT'S CARBY'S AND IT'S JUST REALLY NICE GORMET BREAD AND THEIR SLOGAN IS "WE HAVE THE WHEATS"

I hope you enjoyed my ass batman because now you're gay

All the leaves are And the sky is

"Someone should blatantly take a shot in the brake pedal" is such a good saying

that's how i want to go out

Fred Lorenzen and Greg Proops

Last night's dream: I was on a pull off area of a highway in the tundra, everything covered in snow and freezing cold. I was stopped because I had to change out some piping in a water pump off to the side. As I'm working some girl showed up and got out of her car.

Wile E. Coyote breaking his penis on a glory hole that's only painted on the wall

i just learned about /r/nakedlego and i just don't know what to think anymore man