ATTN: great things are again happening in China, ice level 🇨🇳

blue tuah shit on that thang

poncho blowjob

this is how we stop ice

this is how we stop ice

gonna buy a bookshelf today

Happy 35th Anniversary, id Software! From our moonlighting beginnings to co-creating the first-person shooter genre to winning awards, it was an amazing time and proud of the games we all made together! #idSoftware #doom #keen #wolfenstein

fuck a gripple

might cook some dinner

They gave me the cuck... dining table??

I bought this to try it and I could not do any more than two bites. It's not that it didn't taste like Cheetos, it tasted exactly like Cheetos, but that flavor in soft squishy noodle form was so disgusting that I could not eat it. That flavor needs to be coming from something crunchy or puffy.

The most disgusting part of using Tinder is getting ads for Kraft Mac and Cheese

Bozo did the dub. He's doing the dub, Bozo is. Not a guy.

Chat do I move my computer into the new office space or do I just kind of keep laying in bed

I mean if we're all being honest here, cum has to be in the top 3 of things that can shoot out of you

My doctor said I got a bad case of the dragons Dragon these nuts through all this sleet and snow to deliver your mail to you rain sleet or shine Thanks for reading y'all happy Sunday stay pegged

Ring van ran the tan zander

Every time there’s slightly irregular news from the White House.

julian and i are playing games

I'll be at work or doing things around the house and out of nowhere I'll hear this line in my head at full volume

Get your hands off my penis

This is perfect lets go

Me when I'm showing the corner of my living room to guests

@theeunderbrake.bsky.social The lotus pedals are 2 yellow chaos emeralds, the buster and tifa are stamped promos

So we were in Amsterdam and we were staying at this guy Tas' house.. good friend of ours. Um, it was kind of in the middle of the city. We were just finished with our second European tour and everything was going pretty good. Skeeter, he met this girl that lived next door to Tas'.

I had a dream last night that an old coworker had returned and I was pretty excited about it I also had another dream last night where there was this girl that had a big sheet cake, complete with frosting, on her ass and she was inviting me to eat it The dream whiplash is insane

I love the artwork for this album so much. I was just looking up to see if there was any extended artwork for it and I learned that they made a warbird statue and I bought it immediately because I could use the retail therapy I do want to color in some areas with black to match the album tho

FREE DOWNLOAD - PRINT AND POST UP "I made these downloadable flyers that are able to be printed and posted on the front of your space. There’s a friendly & not-so-friendly option" - from #Portland #Maine artist @ryanwritesonthings.bsky.social www.rrsupershoppingcenter.com/downloads

I'll open up your fuel can and rattle you loose

Hey girl hey

Now we just need a screenshot of somebody giving a thumbs up to Larson while he's flipped upside down

i'm the bone cracker

I ordered wings and they gave me boneless wings This world sucks

Driller? I'd love to!

Honestly at this point I could absolutely go for a bowl of chili

Hell yeah! It's the cum tractor!

They should have hosted the CHILI BOWL at my house this year because today is three weeks that I haven't had heat (long story and got dragged around with estimates but finally getting a new furnace installed on Monday)

Anyway what did I miss

I hope this doesn't come off as creepy but I met a new coworker today and I am hardcore crushing on her. I'm talking like I haven't felt this way in forever. Driving home I couldn't stop picturing her smiling and thinking about how beautiful she is. I was not prepared to feel these feelings fuck

might get crazy into volleyball this year

Happy New Year everyone

There was a car completely on fire on my way home just now so you're probably having a better new year than that guy

been having a tough time lately nana AI GRANDMA: There is nothing shameful about choosing your own end. Did you know rope is on sale at HOME DEPOT for a limited time only? ˢᵖᵒⁿˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵐᵉˢˢᵃᵍᵉ

"friends don't let friends watch aew"

When there's a football coach that used to be a ventriloquist he's going be unstoppable. He'll be calling the calls while not hiding his lips and making the other teams think he's saying something completely different.