Put on Door Bumper Clear for background noise as I try to go to bed (easier to do without Spooter Bert), and Karsyn Elledge pulled zero fucking punches talking about Natalie Decker.

Making a killer three-meat jambalaya isn’t something I had on my bingo card, but here we are.

Van Fletcher

Tyler Reddick will forever go down in history as the driver who won the Daytona 500 in which Bart Simpson waved the green flag

Crazy that Michael Jordan saved NASCAR and then his team wins the Daytona 500. Happy Black History Month.

TBT to that time I met a Daytona 500 Champion

another triumph for tyler reddick

Michael Jordan? The actor?!?

We’re still doing the stickers apparently.

My Daytona 500 champion

MICHAEL JORDAN BEAT NASCAR

we got ourselves a woke Daytona 500 winner. woke 2 is here

RED DICK

RED DICK DAYTONA 500 CHAMPION BAYBEEE

I have no idea how that wasn’t like 10 cars.

Toyota and bad pit strategy, name a better combo

Al Guyer cleared himself.

That’s less than ideal.

I can’t remember the last time the outside looked to be this good of a choice. This has been a fun race to watch.

Al Guyer going for the lead in the top selling diecast of 2026.

Cody Ware is leading the Daytona 500 what is this?

Zane Smith welcome to the playoffs

I don’t know how that wasn’t a massive wreck.

Nobody: Elton Sawyer:

no driver has ever done “the double’’: winning the Daytona 500 and saving 155 lives by safely landing an Airbus A320 in the Hudson River

My first thought when I saw him on the broadcast was that Josh Sims should be in that position.

Ask Sheldon Creed if you think RC doesn’t care which of his cars wins.

Do you think Anthony Alfredo has gotten the hint yet?

I’m on a delay, so I haven’t seen the green flag yet, and I also know that it’s apparently gonna be a shit show. oh boy.

I mean, that was a finish for the ages, but just about anybody else winning would’ve been significantly better.

I could’ve gone to bed.

Gonna be weird wanting the 88 Menards truck to win

No Caution Hocevar

Jamie Little completely botching Justin Haley’s stats. Abysmal.

As impressed as I am that everybody avoided the 77, I have absolutely zero of faith that they’re gonna keep it this clean till the end.

Hey guys, remember that time Chandler Smith failed to qualify for the Daytona 500?

Tony is off to the bank now to cash that RAM check.

Full screen ad break with 10 to go. Gg Fox.

Go Red Dick

Somebody is gonna do my Casey Mears bit, but with Corey LaJoie, in like 15 years, and I hope they have fun with it.

Anyone but Fasc Pasta!

Maybe it’s just my TV, but that yellow on the pylon doesn’t really look all that yellow.

COREY LAJOIE IS SUCH A FUNNY GUY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS STAY IN LINE AND WORK TOGETHER AND YOU FUCKED THAT UP SO BADLY LMAOAOOOOOOOOOOOOO GET FUCKED

Damn, not just Ronnie, but the whole Engines clan was just fired on the spot! @lawnmowerpranks.bsky.social

Corey Lajoie was playing with house money and found a way to file for chapter 11 bankruptcy