Clearly, they are.

Just put the O’Reilly race on, and I don’t like him a bit, but the butt wipes car made a hell I’d move in 7. Gotta give credit where it’s due.

Thriller idea: man with world's second smallest penis has to stop him.

Legacy is becoming what Trackhouse wishes it was.

This beef has the capability to feed generations.

Between Tyler Reddick and the Mets, boy do my sports interests love collapsing.

Maiden cup win, call that breaking your Heimen

That was an interesting race, with an interesting backstory, with a fun winner.

HEIM TIME BABYYY!!!!! ⏰

I love My Chemical Romance.

Little Zaney Baby to the lead.

It really bothers me that the 33 is angled facing back on the ticker. The 31 was the same on TNT a decade ago. Ugh.

This motherfucker Tanner Gray is gonna make me root for Austin Hill. Fuck you.

@lawnmowerpranks.bsky.social is at it again!

Rajah McFarland

Todd Szegedy mention in 2026.

I’d love to see this race have this long yellow to get the 17 on the lead lap, only for him to biff it in Turn 1 on the restart.

“Dale Jr. running out of gas on the last lap of the Coke 600 wasn’t his fault, so we’re just gonna give him the trophy.”

He’s gonna lap the field.

“Hamlin coming behind him.”

There’s no way SVG is down with this on a personal level, and it’s just a Trackhouse deal. At least I hope that’s the case. Justin can get absolutely fucked.

Does Jamie Little have some sort of auditory processing disorder? I wouldn’t be shocked if I have one, so I feel confident enough to say she has zero qualifications to be where she is.

Layne van Gisbergen as per Jamie

LAYNE RIGGS SON OF SCOTT

“We’ll talk about that for a while.” Jamie I’m probably forgetting about it before I go to bed.

Oof what a kick in the dick, but Scott’s boy got it!

New leader: 48… errr… 1.

Connor Ballsack

Wait, Steve Waid died?

Can’t wait for this loser to get booed out of the Speedway when he wrecks out of the 500. (I’d say he’d DNQ, but I don’t know if that charter bullshit is in IndyCar yet.)

There is someone born in 2008 currently driving a Cup car on a hot track. I hate it.

I’m about as casual a Knicks fan as you’ll ever meet, and fuck man, Mamdani’s speech is giving me chills. Being a New Yorker is a blast.

Ford will do anything but improve their development pipeline.

This clip would have hit 10x harder if he had signed with 23XI.

Smart move. Buescher is one of the most reliable drivers in the field, and once Brad fully transitions to ownership, he’ll be the face of the team, if he isn’t already.

My two-year-old is currently in his crib, belting out Green Day, Ramones, and Weird Al at the top of his lungs, and I’m such a proud dad in this moment.

NASCAR on Roku

Lap 18. Forever Rowdy.

Fireworks are going off by me. Let’s go Knicks.

Some drivers already don’t Love the Day they’re having.

The fact that Josh got to Cup, let alone has a win in Cup, as someone who came in when he did, and at the age he did, is a remarkable feat. Most would kill for his opportunity. He’ll find his place, wherever that may be.

Holy schmoley, that is a beautiful throwback, and it arguably works better with the current number placement.

Taking off work to be home for the boy means making the meal prep sheet pan breakfast burritos I was supposed to make Sunday night, and actually getting to eat one fresh. Million times better than out of the freezer. Also, this batch made for my most consistent in size yet.

Miss them. Miss this.

They should go arrest the sex criminal in the building maybe