That Brent Crews kid might have something hi no going on with that car control.

I don’t know, if I wanted to win a race, I wouldn’t wreck my car on the first lap. But that’s just me.

Haha fuck off Ruggiero

I’ve spent the last few hours meal prepping, and it seems it’s a good thing that I’m just putting the Truck race on now.

1. I didn’t know RCA was still a thing. 2. This paint scheme slaps. 3. When are we getting a John Andretti throwback?

Almost forgot to post that while coming home from a work trip, I scored some diecasts on my employers dime at Cracker Barrel today. I paid for the diecasts, but I was on the clock doing it. I might have manifested something.

Corey LaJoie, the normal driver of the 7 got to drive a race in Chase Elliott’s car, and the guy who ran his normal car was making his Cup debut. One is racing midpack in the Truck Series, and one just won Talladega. I’ll let you guess who did what.

if carson hocevar wins this race i'll put my dick through one of those candy rollers that makes drop candy

This was an amazing victory celebration. I didn’t know whether to think it was cool as hell or worry he was going to die.

Well that’s ridiculously stupid yet badass celebration…

I’m just glad Hocevar wasn’t the one doing the stupid shit to get his first win.

What the fuck is up?

Hamlin too fast…

Someone didn’t watch the race that happened seven (7) days ago, and it shows.

Room full of journalists btw

Oh man that was almost the wildest O’Reilly finish I’ve ever seen at Dega, but of course…

Isabella learned today that you can’t build that much of a lead, and she got sucked back in, and she’s gonna take that experience, and turn it into a W soon. Girls the real deal.

Someone is gonna get hurt or killed for a bit, yet NASCAR is gonna let this schmuck keep racing.

NASCAR has zero business approving this guy. Didn’t even hide that he was trying to cause a wreck for the win.

Give Cletus the Marcos-to-Mears Special.

watching arca against my will

For reasons unknown, I just turned on the ARCA race. This was the very first thing I saw. I’m over it.

Following new developments, if Red Dick gets #6 this weekend…

Me, a NASCAR fan who’s been away from his phone for a couple hours:

This caption might be relevant.

I don’t know if anyone remembers Stump the Schwab, but I’m watching old episodes on YouTube, and it’s the best sports trivia show I’ve ever watched, and I feel like back in my grandparents old house in Florida, circa 2007.

The fact that this happened is fucking insane, and it’s such bullshit that it’s a hit when it literally never left his person. Awful rule.

The Toy Story 2 diecasts I bought for the boy came, and the Fords are on the 2000 Taurus body, and not the ‘99.

Doing “fast car/ slow car” with the boy.

This is very tame, but Ken Jennings was being groomed to take over Jeopardy! had Trebek lived to retire.

Remember when Rick Ware put an actual driver in the 51, and they showed improvement, then he decided he’d rather have his son turn them back into a joke?

Trader Joe’s is playing the Monster Mash in the middle of April. @tufftitty.bsky.social is that you?

Went to Stop & Shop for Oreos at the request of my wife. I went rogue and fried them, which I’ve never done. Would do again.

Damn, you don’t see a flip this bad on a 1.5 often.

Berryson Burton

The complete lack of talent in these races makes ARCA something I really take no joy in watching, and if it’s ever on, my attention isn’t there.

Guys I’m gonna start a YouTube channel, and blow up my new character, Dickhead McFuckface, and make an ARCA start and get McFuckface on the FOX pylon, and on a race car.

We are an unserious motorsport.

They fumbled the bag by not sponsoring Butch Leitzinger.

My “engagement” was commenting a picture of Kyle’s 8 photoshopped on a DW K-Mart car.

Glossing over the Chase standings, and it’s mind boggling how there are two Spire cars above the cut after the first 7 races, and the third is only -6 back. Props to them. They’ve put the work in.

I stg if Larson wins this on a bump n’ run to a Penske car…

The boy is in his Toy Story phase sooo….

Just realized that oddly enough, like Larson, Gordon’s last win before the streak was Kansas.

Is Austin Dillon still running the “Ultimate Imitator” scheme again or is that done? Haven’t seen it in about a month.

Ambrose vibes on the 47.