OUN issues Severe Thunderstorm Watch for Alfalfa, Blaine, Garfield, Grant, Kay, Kingfisher, Logan, Major, Noble, Payne [OK] till May 19, 7:00 AM CDT Link

The Storm Prediction Center issues Day 1 Convective Outlook (Max Risk: Enhanced) at May 19, 1:05z Link

Capitalism’s goal, since the abolition of slavery, is to get as close to slavery as possible.

That's a lectern.

Update on Alexander Rossi:

Great the horrible website that I HATE is working AGAIN

McLaren I need you get your shit together with Patos car either rebuilding it or the backup

Anyway I don’t know how you interpret handing out $1.8 billion in slush funds to the president’s brownshirts as anything other than “they’re definitely going to steal the midterms by force if necessary, and we’ve already had our last free election”.

this is what I get for not wearing my Pato hat today in order to wear my cooling hat

Rossi retire soon?? retire soon queen? retire soon?

NOOOOO PATO

And we have a crash in practice

on my deathbed, holding my steam deck: “hey doctor, what’s the wifi?”

boss makes a dollar, i make a dime. everyone contributes here at the mint

my friend suggested this

Powerful storms erupt across Kansas, Nebraska, and Iowa this evening.

What would Karl Marx think about Polymarket and how much money would he lose on it within 24 hours of opening an account

Can really see how impressive the structure of this bow echo moving across northern IA and southern MN is from Lacrosse radar to its east. Seeing widespread 70-80 mph inbound winds (several thousand feet AGL) #iawx #mnwx #wiwx

Staff Meteorologist II: Claudio Vernight

Lmaoooo the sex pest zionist at NYU removed his profile info Sorry, youre the one that chose to humiliate yourself

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (1993) Season 7, Episode 14: Chimera 00:27:08.018

do you think Sting Ray Robb is saving himself for marriage

"maxalert flash flood emergency" incredibly irresponsible and poorly thought out to do something like that

UNBELIEVABLE, HONDURAS RECORD HEAT AGAIN MINIMUM 29.7C at Choluteca Today HOTTEST MAY NIGHT EVER RECORDED IN HONDURAS 6th national record in Honduras in 17 days this month !

Cinema Sin 281832: in the Simpsons episode “Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood” Lisa claims that cartoons don’t have to make sense and Homer appears through the family window even though Homer is established in the scene as ALREADY SITTING ON THE COUCH, undercutting the ENTIRE point of the conversation!

Santino Ferrucci's total lack of consequences for being a massive racist is still one of the most blood boiling things to regularly cross my television in stark HD

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle

Alex Palou tops Alexander Rossi to take the Indy 500 pole (via Fox)

Which line is that, I thought we only got one attempt today

David Malukas stated on radio that it was his dream as a kid to drive for Team Penske, "especially this Verizon 12 car." What a disingenuous comment! That car did not exist until 2009, when he was...oh. Oh, no.

so many acronyms you have to learn when you're trans. WPATH. GNC. FFS. TTRPG.

Hearing word from the pit lane that Alex Palou just texted Zak Brown a photo of his balls.

Next up for #IndyCar at Indianapolis Motor Speedway is Practice 7, tomorrow at 1 p.m. ET. The two-hour session will be broadcast on FS1. #Indy500

Being spared from the Morgan Wallen car being immortalized with a pole is the kinda thing that makes you believe in God.

I've been sober all day so far by the way

It's ok, you're allowed to say Alex Palou is the best racing driver in the world. 🏎️

I miss the DHL pride livery...

by the way I think i hate sex now unless I love you and it's romantic, except maybe when it's not because idk

the same booth that covered david malukas on two previous runs is shocked he went fastest on lap 4 after doing it twice today already

EDGE OF GLORY

okay FRO I need you to save us, even tho I hate your car

which of these IndyCar drivers do you think is most likely to lead a colonially driven massacre

FOX: MORE LIKE SANTINO AMERIGO VESPUCCI AMIRITE

I am not going to pretend Ferrucci isn't good here (and outstanding here relative to how he is elsewhere). I am also not going to pretend that I understand this repeated narrative about him and the Foyt team when his teammate there beat him and almost won the race last year.

if Ferrucci out qualifies Pato I may end my life

impressions of forza horizon 6 based solely on the screenshots i’ve seen here on bsky: • you idiots, they’re on the BDS list • roads look wide. too wide. japan doesn’t have stroads, last i checked? • the license plates look like ass here. i don’t even think they tried to make them look right.

I wish my Santinos a very engine failure

DTX continues Tornado Warning [tornado: RADAR INDICATED, hail: 2.00 IN] for Huron, Tuscola [MI] till 6:45 PM EDT Link

China has announced that they have developed a Sydney Sweeny that runs entirely on clean energy, actually feeding it back into the grid.