you are canadian

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Films are some of the most beautiful things in the history of Movies

australian version of the "hokey pokey" but it's about pegging instead of dancing: oiiiii do the blokie pokie

it's so fucked up that 'roguelike' now means you get three random upgrades at the end of a level instead of "occasionally the game will generate a gnome with a wand of death and obliterate you (in the event that you havent already died accidentally falling down a set of stairs while overencumbered)"

Think about GWTWOD a lot

you look like an art piece from the rain and sauce era

unplugged modem and unplugged my router to powercycle them all. plugged modem back in, staring at both my phone and pc wondering why it won't reconnect to either ethernet or wifi, wondering what the fuck is going on. anyway almost half an hour later turns out you gotta plug the router back in too

In the waning years of the Third Era of Tamriel, a prisoner born on a certain day to uncertain parents was sent under guard, without explanation, to Morrowind, ignorant of the role he was to play in that nation's history... --Today is the 24 anniversary of The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind!

me turning up to the christmas party

@greyalien.bsky.social i assume this might be up your alley www.timeextension.com/news/2026/04...

me when the banana hits

This kind of mixed use urban planning is illegal in America

tried a delicious "coffee" this morning. a type of rich chowder made of beans. similar to japanese miso, with an intriguing flavour of wood

Trolling? You mean imp poster syndrome?

Shall I compare thee to a man from Nantucket

they should make a 3d printer for cured meats. perhaps a downloadable salami

pinkpantheress when she's in the garden and has a pollen allargy: im sneezing outside

restoring balance to my gut biome by reintroducing gray wolves

microwaved frozen fish fillet and frozen cauliflower (best before 2021)... da breakfast of champions

accidentally installed linux but without a gui so it just boots to the terminal. we've all been there i assume

Don't put it in the pool this time!

boris johnson's bizarre adventure

they should make a 2-8tb nvme ssd that is like.... $5

I hate to be so forward, but would it be okay if I caress your bits? You seem like a great person, and I kinda want to get in that.

item processed at schlorping facility

elder scrolls npc dialogue

poisoning my entire island

♫ dead i am the one ♫ ♫ exterminating son ♫ ♫ slippin through trees ♫ nic cage: not the bees

if lithium ion batteries werent made to be edible why do they smell sweet when you unwrap them?? why do they make them full of electrolytes which are GOOD for you?

toupees in a pod

You remind me of my homeland. During the Blight.

Well well well if it isn't the Blowhole Brothers

Gaming is a gamer's wet dream

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

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north carolina, or as the locals call it - "norcal"

Are you worried about how your mushroom is growing? Remember to use captured souls to strengthen its foundation and ensure it will grow into a healthy and strong tower!

enjoying my 'night beverage' (equal parts high protein regular milk and no-sugar kirks creaming soda)