in the year 2000 we had Dreamcast, PlayStation and Nintendo 64. now we don't dream, there's no time to Play, and everything costs 64

enjoying what i call "four potato dinner". it's where i have four potatoes for dinner

[goron voice]

Gordon Semen

Large Longganisa Model

what you did was wrong. at subway

You were, basically, stealing from Subway. They had their rules for their company and you decided not to abide by them. What you do with your own business is up to you but what you did was wrong at Subway.

shower with your dad simulator 2015

if you didnt get it during the itch sale or want the steam version with leaderboards, 10S FOREVER is half off during the Steam Bullet Hell Fest! you know the deal. game good. play game. you gotta play game. im begging you to play game. i legally cant stop you store.steampowered.com/app/3257310/...

i really don't think people understand how much a trillion dollars actually is. that's three million dollars. you could offer tampa bay rays outfielder jake fraley an entire one-year deal with that kind of money. imagine jake fraley playing an entire season for your team. that's wealth. that's power

very happy to see that the oot remake sticks to its localized title in the german version

kokiri forest what about a blokeiri forest and it's for the fellas

the opposite of "fromsoft" is "to hard". which interesting because that's what their games are

a hello kitty is like a type of labubu

its called jujutsu kaisen rumble survivaton cause you survivaton of enemies

use ninja gum to traverse the world

dogma balls lol

goblin strategy: getting gobsmacked by these gob strats

You used to go to websites and they would have guestbooks that people would sign like it was a bed and breakfast

1.5L of no sugar iced coffee and a box of muesli bars has done a number on both my stomach and the dunny today

are you telling me this guy wasn’t even spying for a foreign country and just made up a fake program to steal gold bars from the federal government? that’s way funnier

(to the tune of of justin timberlake's "mirrors" (2013) specifically the part in the chorus where he sings "it's like you're a mirror") im jorkin the peenar

breakfast buffet? oh you mean the mini takeaway grocery store

hiding this shit from hasphat antabolis

1991

when i was 7 or 8 years old my first experience using a mouse with was a mac. i remember running out of room on the mousepad and asking the teacher for help on how to move the mouse further

reincarnated as my wife's boyfriend

going through camera roll and found this picture of a controller with the bunnings colour scheme

buffalo wild wings is buffalo normal wings to a fucking freak like me

Nexus Mods > 007 First Light > Skins and Costumes > Austin Powers Total Conversion Mod

theyre making it illegal to 3d print a dad

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i chimed in with a havent you people ever heard of stuck in the goddamn door

Ho ho! This calls for celebration! Allow me to open a bottle of my finest. My finest:

heads up

hamster master...

look. is everything more expensive now? yes. but you have to look on the bright side too. now every time you open a computer, it doesn't work

theyyre calling me mina the swallower the way im gobblin up all these new releases

craving some kind of fried prawns...

been thinking about this post for months

they should make a protein shake but instead of milk it's just pasteurised egg whites mixed with protein powder

the gracie films guy shooshed me when i didnt even fucking say anything

"she's a maniac" song but replace all instances of maniac with celiac

The Enhanced Games are bullshit. They’re still banning runners from competing using the most powerful drug of all: being in a car