You will have to get rid of that Moon Sugar if you want any services from me. I don't want any trouble.

I get logged out and I log in again

Work dumber not harder

if "groot" from the marvel cinematic universe was a computer instead of a tree and you powered it on: i am boot

jorts and prayers

and i dont want the worm sashimi

apologising to a japanese ghost be like spookimasen

Pain at the pump is regarded as cheugy. And yet here we are

sega playstation

Anything you break, I gotta fix.

finally got around to patching some walls after scraping off old water damaged/peeling paint (circa 2012) as well as replacing the silicone caulking around the kitchen splashback that had been mouldy (circa ??). both look like SHIT i need to stick to pizza and computer

psychiatric mantis

(nodding quietly while deep in thought) asexual space elves

Turn in your Dragon Coins. They'll make you more powerful.

Happy Mario day!

yeah can i get a uhhhhhh bilingual brown sauce

ladies,,,,,,

hi everyone happy to start my first day of work at bsky! my computer was having a lil overheating trouble but this should fix the issue

I've been running gdcparties.com for a few years now. Some shitty company BlueberryAI decided they'd just take all the source code for the work I've done and reskin it, advertising it as their own. Jokes on them...it was still linked to my events spreadsheet, and now their website looks like this 😉

nike inch filipinails i wanna pacquiao like a mannymal

this Slay the Spire 2 launch boring af 😩

if they made the matrix today there'd be a third pill that increases your magic resistance by 15% that seems weak at first but levels into some pretty crazy builds by the fourth zone.

Steam community: “Can we play as a male character?” Me (indie dev in this economy): “Best I can do is sentient tofu.”

Okay sorry to post screenshots from a forum but this is KILLING me. What on earth is happening with Windows these days lolllllll.

timeline cleanse

🤖 𝙷𝙸𝙶𝙷 𝙼𝙾𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃𝚄𝙼

i should make a videogamr

pork'n'beans?!? mate normally i just bloody eat em!!!!

They’re birdvestigating Sabrina Carpenter on instagram.

ragebaiting my fat wolfos

It's got enough room for me & the whole squad ⚔️

🎵ladies leave your man at home🎵 🎵the club is full of goblins and the dwarves are all gone 🧌🎵

who'd he get this time?

rejoice! for it is minecraft milk monday

LLM? no thanks, i'd rather have a LLB a Lemon Lime Bitters

i know him that's Bert Dernanert

can the bubble pop already please. i would like to consider upgrading my ssd and also my laptop from 2017 needs a new drive

gen z watchman: ✋️👦 halt. who goes there - fam or opp?

rick and mortgage

Yes? What do you ask of your fellow vampires?