Shower Without Your Dad Simulator 2015

it's fucked up that a carton of liquid egg whites is approximately twice the price of a carton of eggs. buddy it's half the egg it should be half the cost

C’est une ClayStation

Discord wants to know how you feel about AI. Go tell them: discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...

N64 Gamer #32, Oct 2000 - 'Pokemon: Gold & Silver' Cover.

pea and ham snoup

(mitski voice) i bet on pounding hogs

holy shit... its an honor sir...dattebayo

year of the horse

Brown rot is a mild common disease affecting the victim's strength and behavior. Symptoms include necrosis and sleeplessness. It may be contracted from the bonewalker, skeleton, greater bonewalker, or bonelord.

The fact this still goes around so much

I have been waiting for *ages* to get a Detect Creatures potion from Skink-in-Tree's-Shade in Sadrith Mora.

new monitor. cannot believe i've lived my entire life at 60hz up until now...

2025 recapped

pink boney hog im gonna keep on cranking on my pink boney hog

I sent this video to my friend and she got mad at me

The AI's seem to be merging...

just ate a beautiful bowen mango and feelin sorry for the seppos and whatnot who might never get to enjoy such a delicious treat

Mass Effect style dialogue wheel except the only dialogue options ever offered are "No, yeah, for sure." and "Damn, that's crazy"

Shintaro Kago

behind every grape man is a woman raisin him

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

me once all the bone-in christmas ham starts going on sale between boxing day and new years day

attention new bluesky users: pick up that can

*AAA game protag voice* I should beat my shit crazy style. Hmm. Lotion. Could come in handy later. Heh. Handy. Should probably beat off first. Should probably beat my shit before doing that. I'm not leaving until i beat my shit.

@bonerman-inc.bsky.social found this spot on my ride 2day

what if instead of boxing day it was bussin day

Hey Bluebies! (that's what we call Bluesky Newbies 'round these parts🤠) We do things a lil different then Elmos Hecksite. Each post creates a "shard". 50 shards makes a Sky Gem 💎. Gems can be spent on swag like custom hats for ur PFP...but you mustnt wear hats in the Cloud Level or a Bird may attack

i had to drop what i was doing to make this

superb mariro

🎵 just hear those 🎵 sleigh bells jingling toilet skibiding dong

kpop penis hunters

remember: if you're not paying, you are the product

we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫

I have Droops. I can barely move and I have no strength.

you and your mates

Graki the Bappler

fucked up at the club playing hoop and stick

cool horse i found while i was going through my notes

Dunno why mobsters are always threatening this. It looks lovely

I heard they’re making a new video game! Should be fun, if you like that sort of thing. [Persuasion: 20] Is that all? [Success] Well, no… they’re also making another new video game.