year of the horse

Brown rot is a mild common disease affecting the victim's strength and behavior. Symptoms include necrosis and sleeplessness. It may be contracted from the bonewalker, skeleton, greater bonewalker, or bonelord.

The fact this still goes around so much

I have been waiting for *ages* to get a Detect Creatures potion from Skink-in-Tree's-Shade in Sadrith Mora.

new monitor. cannot believe i've lived my entire life at 60hz up until now...

2025 recapped

pink boney hog im gonna keep on cranking on my pink boney hog

I sent this video to my friend and she got mad at me

The AI's seem to be merging...

just ate a beautiful bowen mango and feelin sorry for the seppos and whatnot who might never get to enjoy such a delicious treat

Mass Effect style dialogue wheel except the only dialogue options ever offered are "No, yeah, for sure." and "Damn, that's crazy"

Shintaro Kago

behind every grape man is a woman raisin him

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

me once all the bone-in christmas ham starts going on sale between boxing day and new years day

attention new bluesky users: pick up that can

*AAA game protag voice* I should beat my shit crazy style. Hmm. Lotion. Could come in handy later. Heh. Handy. Should probably beat off first. Should probably beat my shit before doing that. I'm not leaving until i beat my shit.

@bonerman-inc.bsky.social found this spot on my ride 2day

what if instead of boxing day it was bussin day

Hey Bluebies! (that's what we call Bluesky Newbies 'round these parts🤠) We do things a lil different then Elmos Hecksite. Each post creates a "shard". 50 shards makes a Sky Gem 💎. Gems can be spent on swag like custom hats for ur PFP...but you mustnt wear hats in the Cloud Level or a Bird may attack

i had to drop what i was doing to make this

superb mariro

🎵 just hear those 🎵 sleigh bells jingling toilet skibiding dong

kpop penis hunters

remember: if you're not paying, you are the product

we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫

I have Droops. I can barely move and I have no strength.

you and your mates

Graki the Bappler

fucked up at the club playing hoop and stick

cool horse i found while i was going through my notes

Dunno why mobsters are always threatening this. It looks lovely

I heard they’re making a new video game! Should be fun, if you like that sort of thing. [Persuasion: 20] Is that all? [Success] Well, no… they’re also making another new video game.

breakfast can be six donuts and a can of rockstar 10 hours ago. it's legal

🪱🪱🪱Wirm is out right now!!!🪱🪱🪱 Please enjoy this new trailer voiced by my 2-year-old son, then go buy the game on Steam! store.steampowered.com/app/1934870/...

☁️🌊 TOROA: SKYCALL 🌊☁️ 🐥 OUT NOW ON STEAM! 🐥 Unravel the fate of the ocean and glide across an ever changing seascape in the hopes of reuniting Toroa with their family 💙 After 5 years of hard mahi, love and dedication, we're so excited to share our first game with you all 🥹 Mauri ora e te whānau!

Me (a ventriloquist): what’s your favourite games console My dummy:

the hell kind of freaky game is "lets go pantsless to the government building"

MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry

do NOT bite into an elf bar. it is far too crunchy and tastes NOTHING of elves

Aaghph!

You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you

It took a while, but Nuclear Throne Update 100 is out now! (and 50% off on Steam) store.steampowered.com/app/242680/N...