this was literally the only thing I put on my xmas list this year

since 2013 I’ve mixed everything I’ve made on two pristine klipschorns I buried in a 16 foot deep hole that I dug my basement

I mix with the sound off, brother. it's like gravity training

I’d just go eat worms but I’m a vegetarian

machine spirit of the giraffe #art

chris chalk tho. tell me I’m wrong

I GOT IT LOL damn

if anyone out there has an authentic wild painting left half I will pay you 2.6 million bells for it

shit it’s actually the LEFT half

my animal crossing island will remain unmoored in time until I get a freaking wild painting right half. I will go full event horizon on this shit if I have to

redd is fucking killing me. all I need is a goddamn wild painting right half … it’s not a big deal or anything but just sell me the LAST PIECE you kitsune trickster BASTARD GOD DAMN IT

I’m turning forty in like four months & I’m basically gonna celebrate it alone

garage band feels like a microcosmic representation of whats wrong rn

why does everything have to keep happening all the time, it’s so fucking exhausting

I am proud of my potemkin efforts but I need an animal crossing where I can build a city for real

when my mood dips mysteriously & precipitously this time of year I try to remind myself that I’m dead in the middle of a season of Bad Anniversaries that I’m still processing on some level

I’m dr. quandary in the same way dr. phil … actually no I share nothing in common with that hateful charlatan

I haven’t watched the new ep of fallout yet but my prediction is that they’re gonna canonize an ending to new Vegas that allows them to bring back dave foley as yes man

hotboxing the ceiling hole from if I had legs I’d kick you

ooooh baby guess who just got their medical license??? it’s me, I did. also it’s for weed not like … to practice. they revoked that one a long time ago

I am once again tapping the sign that guys who think AI is alive doesn't tell you anything about AI, it tells you that those guys have an incredibly shallow and solipsistic of what being human is

Incredible self-reveal that the thing he likes most is it compliments and agrees with you no matter what you say

If we are banning cell phones for kids we need to be talking about banning chatbots for boomers www.persuasion.community/p/my-chatgpt...

🗣️ it’s almost lemon pig season y’all!!

today is International Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers ♥️

I will never not be poor. I will never not be tired. I was born into this. It's outta my control. Surrendering to that was the first step to finding peace & freedom.

do you think 9/11 happened in the animal crossing canon

I still believe in my heart of hearts that tom nook was responsible for DAL flight 800. he may not have pulled the trigger himself but that blood is on his hands

do you think 9/11 happened in the animal crossing canon

being able to customize everything on harv’s island is dope but I’m still proud of the absurd wheeling & dealing I did on nookazon back in 2020

nookphone needs a music app

Tokyo Godfathers is one of the best films of this century. A key reason is that it portrays Tokyo with an almost overwhelming level of care and detail. Satoshi Kon and his team moved mountains to make this film's world feel real — as we explore today: animationobsessive.substack.com/p/satoshi-ko...

Juicy fruit

how it feels when your post gets 30-50 likes instead of the usual 10-15

if your subsistence level workplace doesn't piss test then it's your duty to be high at work life is hard and you make minimum wage. if you've got em smoke em

we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫

feeling a bit glum & very nostalgic today

Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.

my partner is a work of art 🥰🤤

there's only 21 more days to join and get this cool sticker AND the super secret new years prize wow it's a secret surprise please join so i can buy more groceries

wow apple this ios update … y’all crazy for this one fam lol (extremely negative)

They gotta drain all the billionaires' blood and put it into an art project where it cycles around (anti-coagulated) as the cooling component for a giant computer constantly calculating the next person whose blood should be emptied into my "humanity test: failed" machine.

Everyone seems to have forgotten how Liam Neeson said out loud that he wanted to beat up random black men after a friend of his was raped. Like not the guy who did it, just any black man would do. I stopped watching his stuff after that. I don't care how funny the new Naked Gun is.

none of the ai slop commercials these companies churn out will have even one-tenth of the cultural impact as the folgers incest commercial and i think that's beautiful

my island in animal crossing is officially more dirt than grass now & I think that’s beautiful

I feel like you’re asking a lot of questions about my “tommy guerrero is clutchy hopkins” shirt that are already being answered by my “tommy guerrero is clutchy hopkins” shirt

still asking even though I recognize & accept that I am 4-5 years late in doing so

lord wunsmaul rockaday

anyone got an authentic wild painting left half they’re willing to part with

lead archaeologist on “thuggish, ruggish” bone: “like no other fund in human history”