was just thinking about how @cayce.zone & I did our own yesterday’s new quintet thing but instead of a recursive ensemble of fictive jazz musicians we went with a european sound studio that specialized in scoring films

oh ho ho

They force-feminized all the World Cup players and now it’s called the Girled Cup. They did this due to woke and gender. The sport is called footovary now too sorry. Girled Cup

the only Ð4TA ÇENTEŘ I support is PUẞL!C LIBRAR¥

using ai-generated art to sell merch to people who want to protest ai is a uniquely 2026 hustle

if I should die suddenly then carve my animal crossing island code into my headstone

There was a JEM and the Holograms episode that made me want to try drugs so bad.

HP/MP restored! … but you’re still hungry. always impossibly, insatiably hungry. the forbidden flesh beckons to you,

lookin like a snackrooms

this is still my go-to pfp almost everywhere, followed by the amazing portrait I commissioned from jessica hayworth. my current pfp is just my face because I’m feeling particularly Kyle lately & also I am rather cute

I already put tendo akane in the kim kitsuragi bomber jacket … what’s to stop me from also giving her an MF DOOM mask

the reports are true: I am, in fact, back on my bullshit (compositing akane tendo into kim's jacket from disco elysium)

hello new followers!! at this point I’m pushing up against the numbers I had on post-collapse twitter which is pleasantly unexpected. if you’re just tuning in, I’m Kyle & I cut up old things (records, magazines) to make new things that sound/look old (beats, collages)

legit gonna start telling members with conversion complaints that they should contact the CEO directly. she’s throwing all of us under the bus, turnabout it fair play

whenever the old people at the credit union are like “what’s a zelle” I’m just gonna start telling them in strained whispers that they’re better off not knowing & that they’ll just let it go if they know what’s good for them & then hang up

when members call about online banking I’m gonna drop my voice to a harsh whisper & ask if they’re trying to get us both killed talking like that on a open line

just tried googling my friend evan gelion … bro what the fuck

wow I’m so Active Online … Tonight

when dj premier follows you out of the gas station parking lot & drives alongside you on the highway for 17 miles & then gets off the interstate that’s being gang stalkked. rip guru

if AI technology is so impressive then why does it keep telling me that I don’t have a legal right to listen to insane clown posse on my speakers at work

It has to start somewhere It has to start sometime What better place than here? What better time than now?

Can I get a quick roll call from all the real ones, please? How y’all doing?

“what is zelle” … *scoffs, takes a long pull from a cigarette* you’re like a babe in the woods. *exhaling a thick plume of smoke* the question is what ISN’T zelle

I definitely personally speak to enough of the membership in the course of a week to cause some damage should I feel so inclined. which I kind of do

when members call about online banking I’m gonna drop my voice to a harsh whisper & ask if they’re trying to get us both killed talking like that on a open line

whenever the old people at the credit union are like “what’s a zelle” I’m just gonna start telling them in strained whispers that they’re better off not knowing & that they’ll just let it go if they know what’s good for them & then hang up

having an expresso and doing the paper's daily sadookoo

sorry that your man calls it “expresso”

sorry that your man refers to his bank account as “my checkings”

"off grid llm on my raspberry pi" is the name of my technocore album, please look forward to it

in case you missed today’s developments doomsday prepping now requires that you know how to build an air-gapped low-energy server farm for your off-grid LLM

“off-grid llm” lmfao, I love that I have a better working knowledge of how this dumb fucking technology works than a lot of its most slavish devotees

gonna try to figure out a way to smoke AI. just grind an LLM into a thick paste, sun-bake it. I imagine it would look like mica

hey u/enan1000, I’ve got a recommendation for you: get fucked you sad little freak

Buddy. You’re not a prepper. Give up

“everything’s computer” picked up another 800 likes last night so my notifications are fucked lol

my header: Saotome Genma (panda form) & Tendo Soun from the original Ranma 1/2 series, looking incredibly sus & drinking coffee

oh dang tyler crook just liked the Morpheus post

Yeah you should go see Backrooms

I’m torn between Beck’s “Deadweight” & Khruangbin’s “The Number 4”. the latter played the latter when I saw them live in 2016 & I lost my fucking mind

what are your favorite obscene b-sides? I’m talking songs where you’re like “what kind of psychopath would bury a banger like this on a random maxi-single”. you can’t pick anything by Trent Reznor cuz he’s done it on pretty much every non-album release since 1989

I was *all about* the crossdressing sidequest in ff7 when I was 12-13 … definitely one of my early queer indicators in hindsight

it's the only way

love the vibrant green of cooking vegibles

レモンソルトの渚

Geocities

I wonder how many “ai haterz” lists I’m on now. I can only hope it’s all of them

bisexual final boss

I wanna brush you a merry teethmas