highly recommend getting your cat his own lil korean bbq

i remember we found some british porno back in the day it was just a website of jpgs of a nude person getting beans poured on them in a bathtub, it was haunting. theyve been through a lot on that island, they needed this tonight

yrs ago I was at a party in London & someone was like “let’s put on the cricket even though nothing will happen” immediately after which the most anything to ever happen in cricket history proceeded to happen & a bunch of british men tried to explain “it isn’t usually like this” while openly weeping

Billy Wilder's adorable rom-com DOUBLE INDEMNITY hit theaters #OTD in 1944. #fillmsky

In ancient Rome, it was believed the goddess Fornax—the divine personification of the oven—presided over baking bread. Ovid wrote that farmers "prayed she’d regulate the grain’s heat." Her festival, Fornacalia, was celebrated with offerings of baked goods. #MythologyMonday

Félix Édouard Vallotton (1865-1925) : Un soir sur la Loire (An evening on the Loire), 1923 Oil on canvas Private collection Further info in the alt text 👇

cute af

"Normally, I would despise it when someone ruffles my hair like that, but not when you do it."

What’s the matter, Hon? You haven’t tried to push me down the Exorcist stairs once this Sunday.

It’s time to watch Poirot until I think yeah I do like to sleep

No country for elder emo men

Back to work tomorrow

I’m my friends’s kids are posing with smoky the bear at their jobs and they’re all wearing mustaches years old. I got the vapors.

“I got some rice pudding.”

Spiraling unhealthy habits, here’s hoping tomorrow is better. holidays alway make me feel off, even if they go well.

One of the things that really brought a smile to my elderly mother-in-law was hearing what her visitor counts were to her quilting website. Now she's in hospice, so I'm going to try to drive some visitation numbers up quiltsbymarlene.com/the-quilters/ This was one of her proudest achivements.

In the well-over 100,000 documents written by founders included in the Founders Online database from the National Archives, no one uses the phrase "God's noble experiment." No one.

I was watching the sunset listening to the train and this car came by and said let’s party

Watching Sisters #filmsky #horrorsky #movies #horror #depalma

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MY CHILD MY BEAUTIFUL PERFECT SON

My boyfriend is really good at soccer.

OSKARBOB!

This is Erling Haaland's inner child looking around and realizing how fucking awesome this is. #WorldCup

Ow.

“Espera. ¿Ese es Leonardo DiCaprio?” “Sí.” I knew watching Telemundo I’d learn something.

I watched John Carpenter's CHRISTINE, and it's pretty crazy that Carpenter cast both fake John Travolta and John Travolta's real wife (RIP Kelly Preston).

My cactus in bloom for the first time #Stunday #EastCoastKin #photography #flowerphotography #plantphotography #cacti

Evening, 1890 by Norwegian landscape painter Kitty Lange Kielland #WomensArt

I didn’t remember how earnest he was.

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Mark Proksch in his first role!

The Eel - always the most difficult of Grey Heron meal. But the Beakspear is the essential tool ... Eel Twirler Eel Wrangler 🥢 @greenleejw.bsky.social

One Crazy Summer. A movie that fascinated and frightened as a kid

important update

Now that I’ve secured tickets I can listen to this on repeat

Decadence at breakfast is always the answer.

ever since a little boy i knew i wanted to dilly dally

I’m the most powerful person here because I know how to charge the techs

my brother & his partner are telling me an insane story about this local deity called "st. rat" which is apparently a mosaic relief put up by some queers in seattle. the city kept trying to paint over it, but people would repeatedly just use acetone and remove the paint until the city gave up

I would love to hear Sylvester the cat yell SUFJAN STEVENS

If i dont draw the cock veins just right this bus will explode

using the federal emergency alert system to let everyone know I dropped my corndog on the ground

Cutting melons on a pig #photography #fruit #stilllife

I was introduced to a dessert called brownie pie. I didn’t know you could do that. More desserts should be two things i already like.

#stunday #flowersonsunday

No nadoes

Does having a phd prevent you from being a himbo?