the low grade brain damage you get from aging rocks actually because now I can just hit hide post and totally forget about the thing that made me mad. what was it? I'll tell you what it was, NOT IMPORTANT

My stepmom was supposed to be in PT rehab for at least 2 weeks and they let her out in less than 5 days. she called the nurse’s desk with her phone “I was just checking if the call light was working, because you’re not answering “ 😂 everyday she teaches me to be more powerful.

Meme culture and the loss of cause/effect in discourse is the perfect petri dish for fascism. Memes are signifiers, not stories. As my spouse put it: without causality, there is no responsibility.

cool fact about moss: it is a bunch of tiny individual plants this is a mushroom in a whole wee forest

this is as shitpost don’t come here to tell me when to add the milk

Saw a clip of John Carpenter and Charles Band talking about their most difficult actors and Charles Band talks about how Klaus Kinski almost murdered someone with a knife and then he asks Carpenter who he disliked the most and he goes “Chevy Chase” and they both kind of agree Chevy Chase was worse

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Wyrdlings! There’s no room for whimpers with #WyrdWednesday and for our last session this year, we give you: “Going out with a bang!” as this week’s topic – tell us tales of endings and things that end – in a wyrd and wynderful way!

Have you ever stayed in a lighthouse?

Field Kallop — Inside the Sun, acrylic, gold leaf, silver leaf, on canvas, 2025.

AI take Privacy AI take RAM AI take Caterpillar AI take Translators AI take Art AI take Words AI take Water AI take Air AI take Reality AI fake

This was the step I was missing!drying my lil lemon pig like a clove orange

Two artists and an amazing love story.

Lemon pigs from last year. If you have tricks to make them last longer, lmk. We used toothpicks instead of matches because I convinced myself they’d burst into flames.

Everything sold listed as Sewzinski on Society6 and Deny Designs on Amazon is being sold illegally. I report them all the time. Some of it just even my artwork but it’s my name.

Bro they're feeding you various nuts and berries in the QRTs. They're sampling you with many delicious jellies and jams. Its so over for you bro.

I'm browsing the LA Times archives for reasons this morning. Behold this lovingly rendered Mr. Coffee. $39.99 is nearly $300 in today money.

While we're talking about things we do as designers: I see a lot of art. Sometimes I get ideas straightaway, sometimes it takes a while to percolate. Today I saw Wayne Thiebaud at The Courtauld, which I got much more out of than I thought I would.

Ivan Bilibin’s 1899 piece “Vasilisa the Beautiful” #FairyTaleTuesday

"The Pantomimes : Preparing For The Transformation Scene." The Illustrated London News 30.12.1871. #FairyTaleTuesday #Victorian #Christmas #Pantomime #Art #History #1870s

The lesson isn’t losing the vape, it’s the friends that you met along the way to find the thing.

And it's an old custom of badgers to practice their weather-forecasting skills before the old year is over until it's showtime on 2 February!

I want to get everything done so I can watch Ponyo again. When I watched the Irish Lighthouse doc, the landscapes reminded me of the ones in that movie a bit. And they had a drawn a big dry dock boat I want to ogle.

For anyone following the Monks walking from Texas to DC, I’m so excited because they are in my neck of the woods today! Going to bring them some lavender from my garden and maybe get a gem or two of wisdom. I’ll update this thread accordingly.

This is exactly what I’d expect FL Santa to look like…

I'm feeling good because I started my day off right (recommended Detroiters to a friend who has never seen Detroiters).

Das Thema zum heutigen #BirdOfTheDay von @alan678.bsky.social ist #branchingout Vögel auf Ästen.

🎶And if a pizza delivery truck Kills the both of us To die by your side Well, the pleasure, the pizza is mine🎶

𝐌𝐎𝐁𝐘 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊 I like white whales and I cannot lie You other sailors can't deny When a fish rolls in as a pale and eerie sight Spermacetti is your right You get sprung Wanna throw stuff well Til you know that the whale's in hell Oh, Moby I wanna stop goonin' And get harpoonin' My whalers tried to w

"Darken your room, shut the door, empty your mind. You are still in great company." -Austin Osman Spare #BOTD

#BirdOfTheDay #branchingout A hoopoe spotted last year from my daughter’s kitchen window on the outskirts of Madrid.

These guys would be so mad if they ever listened to a woman long enough to learn that they could get laid at 5'2" with a beer gut and double chin as long as they're decent, kind people who are pleasant to be around. But yeah, have a surgeon build you some stilts, king. Funnier that way.

The Little Milkmaid by Charles Edouard Frère (1837 - 1894).

Butter wealth was all that concerned her.

It’s a women’s prerogative to change her mind. I exercise that every day when I decide to do none of the things I’ve planned the night before.

Good morning Buddha

“I was shackled by lust, then Jesus set me free.” This billboard is the source of such delight on our drive. So many jokes.

These giant trucks shaped like sperm whales must be made out of glass because they’re constantly swerving to avoid pebbles. Or maybe their owners are the biggest babies.

I have found the most perfect outfit for my body shape, but it’s a poly blend Adidas tracksuit, which is unfortunate.

This is a work of art. Male Loneliness, personified. Nice socks.

daily routine

No my man, the answer absolutely involves taxing those gains.

I didn’t win the powerball because fate knows money corrupts absolutely and I am a perfect angel that can’t be corrupted

Here are four of my most popular cartoons on 2025

if I talk about specific birds right now, I run the risk of having to discuss sports and I’m NOT doing THAT.

if sun dries then moon wets

Ya know, maybe going from listening to the people who could write well to the ones who talk loud was a mistake. Who coulda known 🤷‍♂️

Cabezas y caretas ~ José Gutiérrez Solana. (circa 1943)