The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted. If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.

They lied about it. All of it. A thug cop shot an unarmed woman five times without justification, boasted about it to his colleagues, and then this administration tried cover it all up by arresting her and charging her with felonies.

I think about exactly this whenever I am out and about.

phew glad that potentially divisive issue got cleared up

it’s 5:20 pm and i am in bed because I got motion sickness while driving, which is a relatively new thing for me usually I only get motion sickness as a passenger so that’s fun

this is the correct way to react to anything the president says-

any tech primarily made, used and championed by men is probably going to end up hunting children for sport

Elon frantically pulling levers and kicking the shit out of server boxes trying to shut this thing up

www.wired.com/story/fbi-wa... In Raleigh NC, a man “entered a motel room and threatened to deport the woman if she did not have sex with him,” telling her he was a sworn officer. He showed her a business card with a badge. #DemVoice1

We are one week away from the return of the Turkey Fiend. defector.com/i-have-creat...

ME: so what do you think of this cluster of big lakes TONY THE TIGER: *deep breath*

Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday

Toss him out with Summers too

it's not just that they're evil, though that's a big part of it. it's that they're fucking losers

The Epstein machine had well established infrastructure, financing, and protections to sustain its operation. The banks played a big part.

I’m gonna fucking throw up laughing dude

Well at least we are done pretending the guard deployments are for supporting ICE actions… www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Independent confirmation from a @wbtv.com www.wbtv.com/2025/11/20/b...

maybe I accidentally opened the actual hellmouth because it has been a shitty day thus far

trying to start a moral panic and the stories are all like “the ADHD meds really helped but didn’t solve everything”

Now THIS???? is a white man! this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!

Seniors and retirees, do you realize how good dog food can taste?

Damn, he beat me to it.

It may be a simple thing but I have a measure of inner contentment that even if I could make a computer program do this for me, I never would. Wouldn’t even occur to me.

Authoritarianism is the bailout.

it’s a great sweater and I love mine

the moth has eluded her or it’s dead this cat, however, will not stand down

Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it

a moth got inside somehow and my tortie will break everything in this house so help her god to catch it

happy for all y’all who love cast iron but I just find it stressful

It's called a cast iron pan because you cast it into the dishwasher

AI is a lack of consent technology

I don’t believe in traditional gender roles. I believe men should be allowed to cackle like a witch sometimes.

Yesterday, Trump defended the Saudi Crown Prince in the Oval Office. He said he had “nothing” to do with the murder of Jamal Khashoggi. But I reviewed a call while serving on Trump’s NSC that I believe would be of interest to the Khashoggi family and the American people. Release the transcript.

really feel like that should have been a suuuuuuuuuper easy decision for the new pornographers

Cyclist turns down trans exclusionary honour for woman cyclists (and you can feel the BBC’s teeth grinding about it). "If they don't want to ride with all women, then it's not the kind of ride I want to be part of".

Captivated by these tiny, crocheted, ceramic vessels by Jeremy Brooks www.thisiscolossal.com/2025/11/jere...

New York Daily News: "An NYPD sergeant was facing federal charges Tuesday for impersonating an ICE agent and demanding a woman he met online report with her family to an immigration facility — a hoax he carried out in revenge for her rebuffing his advances, according to police sources."

every day i wake up wondering if today is the day i get accidentally caught up in some international intrigue that will culminate in me having to climb down mt rushmore through lincoln’s nostril to escape

Sometimes Jimmi Pickles gets bored when I’m working and I’ll look up and she’s just in some random place

Friend: what are you eating? Me: protein bar. Friend: that looks like a cheese quesadilla. Me: exactly. protein bar.

"Huh, half the internet is timing out, lemme try a traceroute... ohhh, shit, either it's raining in Virginia or someone parked on the internet again."

A key ring is a cool little thing that allows you to lose all your keys at once

If you're the parent of a disabled kid, I just want to tell you I know it's hard and I know you feel like you're failing constantly, but you're doing it and you're doing the best you can and your kid absolutely loves you for it.

can i have a writing job. i’m a horrible writer and can work to become a worse person

Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow

I have never felt this tweet more powerfully

NC Folks, are ICE's operations making the nightly news there? Bc if it's anything like here, those are broadcast regionally to a lot of people in red areas who might not otherwise see it.

Message me to request whistles, or check out links to get you started on your own whistle operation! linktr.ee/apwhistles

Marjorie Taylor Greene has been disliked by the left for years and years and had never had to fear for her life. She's been disliked by the right for 1 day and now has to hire security.