Sometimes I just need to randomly growl at things

damn, if the Childcrusher 5000 GTX pickup truck owners can’t afford gas, how are they going to be able to tote their massive loads of a single loaf of bread and a canned Starbucks latte

having seen robins at the house three mornings in a row I am officially declaring that winter can fuck all the way off

All the wrong people have imposter syndrome.

this is fun, we deserve at least one per day

evergreen

it's like carcinization but instead of evolving into crabs everything turns into colonialism

Elon Musk has already started plans to launch a million satellites. Yes. A MILLION. This is a colossally bad idea, and it's not too late to make your voice heard. I explain everything: www.scientificamerican.com/article/ramp... 🔭 🧪

“I wanna bring about the end of days so my sky daddy comes back.” “Are you out of your fucking mind?”

LLMs are nothing more than models of the distribution of the word forms in their training data, with weights modified by post-training to produce somewhat different distributions. Unless your use case requires a model of a distribution of word forms in text, indeed, they suck and aren't useful.

Every single time a new outlet feels compelled to interview an unremarkable billionaire they should pause and ask themselves if there isn't an under-represented artist, scientist, activist, engineer, or academic actually doing useful/interesting things that's more deserving of your readership's time

well you see there is a red team and a blue team and the red team went really far out into doing red team stuff but now the blue team is also doing too much blue team stuff and so

You just KNOW Jack Dorsey is very very smart because a decade into trumpism and he's still somehow oblivious to the uniquely cancerous threat posed by fascism

you'll notice there's absolutely no depth of bad judgement that's disqualifying for treating these guys like hybrid philosopher geniuses provided they still retain the immense wealth they backed into ass first

I definitely want to hear more deep thoughts from the guy who claimed Elon Musk's purchase of twitter would "extend the light of consciousness"

there are a large number of ways in which the republican party is learning, apparently for the first time, that your adversary gets a vote

please stop talking to dorsey

The rest of these mfs from Andreesen on down will line up and start doing yes sir no sir 3 bags full sir about 2 seconds after you start the process

I maintain that simply arresting Elon musk and making a real example of him is the quickest way to global stability

ffs I promise you claude has not gained consciousness.

Claude is more worried about ending up in the Hague than the people running it

I really encourage everyone to spend some time with the DHS Flickr page, which in one year posted thousands and thousands of glamour shot propaganda photos of Kristi Noem and little else. Our tax dollars! www.flickr.com/photos/dhsgov/

Today I got to meet a white raven at a wildlife rescue center! This is Opal 💗

okay, I found my psychedelic donkey* photo *…is the name of my new band

Fossils show exceptionally rare evidence of a cloacal vent—the slit that most vertebrates use to excrete, have sex and lay egg—which could shed light on the evolution of the orifice

Almost certainly the most psychedelic photo I have taken of a bullock at sunset.

passive voice final boss grand champion honorable mention award for turning slurs into a sentient thing that can do actions www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/u...

This is the way.

So Philip Glass just joined TikTok. He only has like 4 posts and they’re simply him in what I assume is his living room playing the piano. First comment on one I saw was “your piano is too close to the fireplace, you’ll dry it out” and if that’s not the internet in a nutshell I don’t know what is.

Join my new predictive market platform Douchero to place a wager on which one of these guys gets caught with CSAM first.

Am I happy Kristi Noem was fired? Yes, definitely. Do I still wish her ill and to never have a day of peace for the rest of her filler faced life? Also, yes.

Important for anyone using Proton Mail:

Thrice, in your corporeal person, at the place of employ

saw a job posting for a hybrid position that requires you to be in the office, and I quote, THRICE A WEEK

my first book (2020) was about online neonazis and my second book (2024) was about christian theocrats. they gained strength, voltronned and became a government. my third book (2027) is going to be a history of notable sandwiches so i hope this means we will be governed by sandwichocracy

oh for sure man

i'm taking a brave stance that may get me canceled: there is no reason for the pervert glasses to exist

Yeah that's the shit ChatGPT uninstalls surged by 295% after DoD deal | TechCrunch techcrunch.com/2026/03/02/c...

Here's my first edit on the March 3rd Lunar Eclipse. 15 moon shots, 1 foreground. Taken over a 3 hourish period.

A minor league hockey team had a wiener dog race. Zero thoughts, just vibes and absolute chaos. A thing of beauty

I'm making this short story, which I wrote last year, free to read for the next 24 hours (but only telling people on Bluesky about it): www.tom-cox.com/brad-francis...

recreated a gulf war 2 meme from memory because it’s what the current moment demands

the Texas Dem primary results so far are definitely a real point in favor of "yeah you still gotta run a campaign"

Click the fish.

new favorite website www.molacult2.com

extraordinary night for state progressives in North Carolina via boltsmag.org/whats-on-the...

Damn. What a good way to phrase it.

My research is on working class women and AI and the ONE consistency among all of the interviews we’ve done so far is concerns about data centers and environmental impact. We do not bring it up - they do. Every single one.

I have worked with people in one my private capacities who are seeing 115-125% increases. Not even middle class people can absorb that for long.