Blather Wince Repeat
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Showing blithe disregard for those who so blithely disregard.
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Ed draped himself in cold cuts and strutted about, mimicking the vainglorious behavior of the living. The other skeletons rattled with laughter.
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Algonquin K Farquhar II
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PSA: When the weather gets cold, people often forget about hydration. Remember, you should be drinking at least three glasses of gravy a day.
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Jack Boot
4 days ago
I've been married many years but I have to face up to it. I occasionally glance at other ladies' bums. I think we should go to counseling.
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Jason Goes to Hell
4 days ago
Gonna go lie under a tree and hope the falling leave smother me
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF
4 days ago
I was helping my son with his english homework and I told him that a smidgen was a small pigeon so now I have another meeting with his teacher.
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mindflakes
4 days ago
Everyone in the carpool sitting silently in the car with our eyes closed for 10 minutes before going into the office
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Jack Boot
4 days ago
Anything can be a pet. A squirrel, a dung beetle, moss. The key is, they can't get away.
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The tagline “Fill it to the rim … with Brim” was changed after multiple scaldings led to a spate of lawsuits. However, “Fill it about 2/3s full and consider using a saucer …” lacked oomph and the brand disappeared entirely by the mid-90s.
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Supa Fly Hella Dope
11 months ago
I’m a black Muslim female who happens to be a left handed dentist. I’m pretty much a walking hate magnet.
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Stung by the tepid response to my Toaster Gravy™ idea on Shark Tank.
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SPIDERBITER
5 days ago
Buy none, get one, flee Recompense for your excellent name
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Your backsplash shouldn’t aspire to being Kafkaesque, Brenda.
5 days ago
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Whereas I want my tokens to fung.
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CrazyMyra
5 days ago
It'd be great if all the baseball fans would extend the same courtesy of tolerance to other groups when they celebrate their interests. You're not into Taylor Swift's music, or Eurovision, or whatever? Just smile and enjoy seeing other people having fun.
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Algonquin K Farquhar II
5 days ago
Growing up my dad always said, "If you're cold put on a jacket. The heat doesn't come on until Dec 21" Now, as a grown adult who can turn on the heat whenever I want, I do the same thing. Last year I didn't turn on the heat at all. He would be so proud.
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF
5 days ago
Babe, of course I love you. I made you a lightsaber video.
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Vintage Obscura Radio
5 days ago
The Calico Wall - "I'm a Living Sickness" [USA, Spooky Garage Psych](1967)
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The Calico Wall - "I'm a Living Sickness" [USA, Spooky Garage Psych](1967)
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Remember to set your hope springs eternal back an hour.
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Algonquin K Farquhar II
6 days ago
Don't forget to put your clocks in the microwave for an hour tonight.
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Performing my tune “There’s a Stetson on Granny’s Nightstand” at the senior center proved ill-advised. A bit on the nose?
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Viktor Winetrout
6 days ago
I've eaten enough candy to kill a Victorian child
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Cubicular Daydream Hipponaut
6 days ago
"🎵When you're a Jet, you drink cabernet, but you can't have it yet, the steak's on the way!" (Sound of silenced pistol)
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜
6 days ago
When I hear “fantasy” I don’t think “football.” I’m thinking more “zero gravity threesome with chocolate sauce.”
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I neutralized a knife-wielding meat sommelier at Golden Corral.
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Jason Goes to Hell
6 days ago
Forgot we were having Diane’s memorial on Halloween
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John
7 days ago
Every time I notice a surge of new followers I immediately consider posting even more dubious content than usual just so that people will then question their judgement.
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John
12 months ago
Somehow I always thought that being on the right side of history would probably feel better than this.
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Bean N. Curling
7 days ago
And live deliciously.
add a skeleton here at some point
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The CARFAX report weaved such a compelling backstory for that 1982 Renault Fuego, how could I resist?
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Andy Kindler
8 days ago
Every dollar of SNAP benefits generates $1.54 in economic activity. So the elimination of the program is only good for people who hate the poor and downtrodden and want them to starve and die. Please wake up America.
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Mueller, She Wrote
7 days ago
The top three things Jesus was on about were feeding the hungry, healing the sick, and welcoming the stranger. Rich men have convinced so-called Christians to starve the hungry, gut health care, and deport the stranger to enrich themselves. It’s astoundingly anti-Christ.
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Colin Wood
8 days ago
I read a book about quantum thingies once. Maybe the prize is mine
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Lynda Carter
8 days ago
Happy birthday to
@hwinkler4real.bsky.social
, who is 80 years young today! Here we are at the 1977 Golden Globes, just a little bit younger 😉
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PAM!
8 days ago
All this exercising and eating right is really puttin' the squeeze on my joie de virve.
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TwoSense
8 days ago
what does it mean if your first thoughts of the day are “kibbles n bits n bits n bits.” Asking for a friend.
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The Handsome Hobo🇨🇦
9 days ago
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Kip Conlon
9 days ago
“Love” has always been a difficult word for me. Also, “quinoa.”
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Algonquin K Farquhar II
9 days ago
Hot singles in your area are excited about soup weather.
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Salty MacTavish
9 days ago
The weapon used to kill Lizzie Borden’s parents was a shingling hatchet, not an axe. Perhaps the whole thing was a roofing mishap.
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Salty MacTavish
9 days ago
Hey, my sister and I were raised by a hardworking single parent who also received food stamps. Pound sand, fucking haters.
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CrazyMyra
9 days ago
"There's no real bubble," says Powell, relentlessly blowing more hot air into the mix.
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Kip Conlon
9 days ago
Once again, the invitation to go skinny dipping was merely a ruse to steal my car.
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Stepping on a Zen garden rake launched me into a fit of sanguinity.
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chris.
9 days ago
As your bowling alley manager, I ask you to come, my children. Come and partake of the communal shoe.
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Jon Bois
10 days ago
i don't understand why they're called the toronto blue jays and not the toronto baseballs. i'll never understand it. same with the dodgers, they should be called the baseballs too. more people should be like me and speak out when they see that something is wrong
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Jason Goes to Hell
24 days ago
Please stop saying “I don’t know who needs to hear this.” No one does. This is the internet
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Andy Kindler
24 days ago
This fall on network television: Watch HOA, right after DMV, and sandwiched in between 2 FBI’s.
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Jack Boot
24 days ago
"Dude, you're crushing it!" I tell my buddy who is most definitely not crushing it.
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Jack Boot
24 days ago
That Halloween party where I dressed up as Godzilla, got a little drunk, broke into the miniature golf course and beat up the little windmill.
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Dr Eric Farmer
24 days ago
This is the man who bizarrely mocked Adam Schiff's neck.
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