Blather Wince Repeat
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Showing blithe disregard for those who so blithely disregard.
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Ed draped himself in cold cuts and strutted about, mimicking the vainglorious behavior of the living. The other skeletons rattled with laughter.
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Salty MacTavish
about 12 hours ago
Seemingly intelligent people summarizing the trump experience in calm and measured tones, using 10-cent words to give gravitas to his syphilitic nonsense as if the whole fucking thing isn't moose tits crazy
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weeder
about 6 hours ago
If you watched two or more episodes of Crank Yankers, you may be entitled to financial compensation.
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Natasha Devon
about 13 hours ago
This cartoon by Naked Pastor is SO GOOD. Sums up what I’ve been saying for ages about what happens when you start gatekeeping womanhood (and spoiler alert it’s the opposite of feminism).
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Jack Boot
about 6 hours ago
Remember 7th grade gym when the coach said, "Okay, we're doing wind sprints," and some of the guys groaned but the only noise you and your nerd buddies made was, "What the fuck are wind sprints?"
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Uncle Duke
about 11 hours ago
been with bluesky for a couple of years now but it’s been going down on me so often it feels like we just started dating
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF
about 8 hours ago
[gently waking my mom] I think I left my duelling glove at speed dating last night
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PAM!
about 9 hours ago
Banner day! Finally needed the magnet on my grabber!
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Convinced Meemaw she was on Celebrity Sponge Bath with John Stamos.
about 9 hours ago
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Algonquin K Farquhar II
about 9 hours ago
Somebody feed the hamsters.
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Derek Faraci
about 21 hours ago
Thought it over, and this is the funniest shot in any movie ever
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mindflakes
about 11 hours ago
During the battle I threw a javelin and it somehow speared 3 guys in a row like a kebab. Now everyone's making a big deal out of it and watching to see if I do it again. I swear it was an accident
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Uncle Duke
about 12 hours ago
As an adult, I have made peace with the idea that my parents must have had sex, but as an only child, I am comforted by the fact that it was just the one time.
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mindflakes
1 day ago
Just invented a new kind of revolving door with a horizontal axis instead of a vertical one. Not only is it inconvenient and dangerous, it's also considerably more expensive.
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Art & Nature
1 day ago
#CapeCod
#Poetry
#Painting
#Spring
It is morning, and again I am the lucky person to be in it Mary Oliver 🎨 Kaoru Yamada
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Viktor Winetrout
1 day ago
Sorry I yelled “FINISH HIM” at your son’s circumcision
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mindflakes
1 day ago
Open message to any squirrels that might be reading this: It's OK to let me approach you, I mean you no harm, in fact I believe we could one day become powerful allies
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TwoSense
2 days ago
you know what else is soft on crime? gravy.
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Back then, life was cheap and toys were scarce. Before the Slinky, a favored tot might shuffle off a lower regarded sibling’s mortal coil for amusement. Mama and Papa could make more.
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Jack Boot
3 days ago
Pope Paul Kersey please.
add a skeleton here at some point
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Jack Boot
3 days ago
I miss Evel Knievel. He would just jump over some shit and fix all this.
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DaddyJew
3 days ago
reverse cowgirl, so you can keep your eyes on the road
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Kip Conlon
3 days ago
Great article comparing wood soaps in latest “Ventriloquist Monthly.”
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Kip Conlon
3 days ago
Shark wondering where victim got this nose punching idea.
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The Handsome Hobo🇨🇦
4 days ago
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born miserable
4 days ago
JD Vance should speak on behalf of more evil motherfuckers
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Dumb Beezie
4 days ago
I hate that saying “if you know you know” because no I don’t know
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Salty MacTavish
4 days ago
Yesterday I bought some half n half that’s good until Guy Fawkes Day and that gives me hope for the future
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Jonathan Slater
5 days ago
The call of dog
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Miaganga
5 days ago
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Algonquin K Farquhar II
4 days ago
Tired (expensive): plug-in air freshener Wired (cheap): two Downy sheets on the back of a box fan
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Donald Clarke
5 days ago
I suppose everyone else already knew that Taylor Dearden, maybe the best of the younger cast in THE PITT, is Bryan Cranston's daughter.
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geist
6 days ago
aw heck i ate the whole gummy
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If someone says eschew, I’ll answer with gesundheit. I've got nothing but time.
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blaine
5 days ago
my sister was making a BLT without mayo so I said "you're really just gonna have an unlubricated sandwich?" and now she's mad at me
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I Know Why the Caged Bird Drags a Tin Cup Against Her Bars ~ working title
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Vintage Obscura Radio
4 days ago
The Denims - The Ghost in Your House is Me [U.S., Garage Rock] (1966)
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The Denims - The Ghost in Your House is Me [U.S., Garage Rock] (1966)
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Uncle Duke
4 days ago
brought to you by the same species that landed on the moon
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Salty MacTavish
4 days ago
I wear black hoping the ravens will accept me as one of their own
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mindflakes
5 days ago
Studies show most people are unprepared for me to suddenly lunge at them
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My cares and woes no longer fit in the overhead compartment.
5 days ago
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Uncle Duke
5 days ago
it's time to have the drug talk with my son and i'm really nervous because i still haven't paid him for the last ounce
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF
5 days ago
Saw a carnie flicking a cigarette at a teenager today. Nature is healing.
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Art & Nature
6 days ago
#CapeCod
#Poetry
#Painting
#Spring
It is morning, and again I am the lucky person to be in it Mary Oliver 🎨 Kaoru Yamada
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Splendid Hobo
6 days ago
[my mom in a Mexican restaurant] What are these? - Nachos Then whose are they?
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weeder
6 days ago
Cats are great if you wanna see the contents of an animal's stomach without special equipment
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6 days ago
Mark Grantham (Canadian, b.1966) "Exquisite Timing (South Park, Halifax)," 2024 Acrylic on board
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Skinnie Talls
6 days ago
well well well, if it isn't me, my biggest distraction
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We moved a hop, skip, and a jump away from my elderly parents to discourage them from just popping in.
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