#CapeCod #Poetry #Painting #Spring It is morning, and again I am the lucky person to be in it Mary Oliver 🎨 Kaoru Yamada

Sorry I yelled “FINISH HIM” at your son’s circumcision

Open message to any squirrels that might be reading this: It's OK to let me approach you, I mean you no harm, in fact I believe we could one day become powerful allies

you know what else is soft on crime? gravy.

Back then, life was cheap and toys were scarce. Before the Slinky, a favored tot might shuffle off a lower regarded sibling’s mortal coil for amusement. Mama and Papa could make more.

Pope Paul Kersey please.

I miss Evel Knievel. He would just jump over some shit and fix all this.

reverse cowgirl, so you can keep your eyes on the road

Great article comparing wood soaps in latest “Ventriloquist Monthly.”

Shark wondering where victim got this nose punching idea.

JD Vance should speak on behalf of more evil motherfuckers

I hate that saying “if you know you know” because no I don’t know

Yesterday I bought some half n half that’s good until Guy Fawkes Day and that gives me hope for the future

The call of dog

Tired (expensive): plug-in air freshener Wired (cheap): two Downy sheets on the back of a box fan

I suppose everyone else already knew that Taylor Dearden, maybe the best of the younger cast in THE PITT, is Bryan Cranston's daughter.

aw heck i ate the whole gummy

If someone says eschew, I’ll answer with gesundheit. I've got nothing but time.

my sister was making a BLT without mayo so I said "you're really just gonna have an unlubricated sandwich?" and now she's mad at me

I Know Why the Caged Bird Drags a Tin Cup Against Her Bars ~ working title

The Denims - The Ghost in Your House is Me [U.S., Garage Rock] (1966) https://redd.it/199evt7 https://youtu.be/wqbyE74bZew

brought to you by the same species that landed on the moon

I wear black hoping the ravens will accept me as one of their own

Studies show most people are unprepared for me to suddenly lunge at them

My cares and woes no longer fit in the overhead compartment.

it's time to have the drug talk with my son and i'm really nervous because i still haven't paid him for the last ounce

Saw a carnie flicking a cigarette at a teenager today. Nature is healing.

#CapeCod #Poetry #Painting #Spring It is morning, and again I am the lucky person to be in it Mary Oliver 🎨 Kaoru Yamada

[my mom in a Mexican restaurant] What are these? - Nachos Then whose are they?

Cats are great if you wanna see the contents of an animal's stomach without special equipment

Mark Grantham (Canadian, b.1966) "Exquisite Timing (South Park, Halifax)," 2024 Acrylic on board

well well well, if it isn't me, my biggest distraction

We moved a hop, skip, and a jump away from my elderly parents to discourage them from just popping in.

We present you with prairie dog Phred really enjoying his salad. 🥗 📹: Zookeeper Taylor T

There is no McTry.

when two of your friends start hooking up and the rest of you know it’ll end in disaster

Pop-Pop claimed purple nurple injuries kept him out of Nam.

I’m far too frail and lethargic to kick ass, but my penmanship skills stand me in good stead, name-taking wise.

Suryia, the orangutan who learned to bottle-feed orphaned tiger cubs by watching humans

Kitty is helping 😹

Nearly had a heart attack #Cat #Caturday

Barnacleproofing? Mast warranty? How dumb does this yacht salesman think I am?

As a friend said, hug yer wee beasties. It all goes by too quickly 🐾

John's calves burned with each step, and a sharp pain pierced his abdomen. As he neared the safety of daylight, the sound of webbed feet slapping concrete grew louder. He risked a look over his shoulder, and found himself staring directly into the beady eyes of fate. He screamed.