BippityBoppityBeach 😊

Rumor around town say you might be thinking of going down to the shore

Couldn't have predicted a better show. Its going to take a week to calm down after that. ❤️⭕️

Jimothée Chalamet

Grah, that was just alll sorts of amazing on 17 levels. Diving back in. Love you all to infinity

That possum. Fuck off.

Homies got smoothies. This mf'er will be selling grilled cheese at his own funeral in ghost form. ❤️⭕️

Missus Bong says "well, you look like a phish show, have fun". I appreciate that.

Some cats have a TV hooked up for world cup in the back of their truck in this phosh parking garage.

As I said to @ru12bseen.com , im grateful the air is less 'go fuck yourself' today. Night 2 let's gooooo ⭕️

2 worlds 1 cup.

Free had altitude. Antelope was a hoot f'real. Contact 😊

*laughs in smoke particulate* Whee!

The men's room is 100% pro Jimothy. The world heals.

Saw some bamd. Twas neat. In the pee line.

Bruh, my high school grad ceremony was here.

Used to work there. Booty shake time. ❤️

For every time that You tried to make me feel small I come back stronger ✨

Fingering my melon. Respectfully of course. Such a big little guy.

This is the hardest part of job hunting. Im not in that tribe. Fewer fucks couldnt be given about any cutting edge tech as neat as it is. Take a damn walk through the bush. Get ticks and live a little.

Smells like marlboros and top shelf flower. Better go start seeing all the familiar faces. Happy place. ❤️

Wombats are shapeshitters

[speaking into a tactical earpiece] okay, it's time; send in the clowns (listening) what? you're kidding. there must be SOME!

Coventry v2 on 29S 😂

Oscar Popsicle at your service.

Jimothy all the way down

Tried to explain the difference between an absolute unit and a megachonker to my grandpa and he shot a hole in the floor

I don't repulse, I do it just fine the first time. I pulse. I'm pulsive.

Went out on the porch at 5am because thunder shook the house so hard I thought a truck hit us. It's phish day and weather is permitting. Let's goooo!

Do you ever just…. ya know… think about potatoes?

The start of a good problem. The past several years we would have strong starts to squash but would always get the white powder mold on the leaves before fruiting completed. This year we planted a few extra to beat the odds but theyre all perfectly healthy. I will be buried in squash soon.

a t-shirt cannon but it’s loaded with diarrhea lettuce

Air Quality a little better today we’ve gone from Aunt Kathy’s ‘77 Ford LTD to Uncle Bill’s basement rec room during the ‘82 Holmes-Cooney fight

Oh, it smells a bit like burnt plastic outside down here in MD. Hazy, not ideal. 🙁

so just to recap... don't eat the food, don't breathe the air, don't leave your home

Whenever I use Bluesky on my PC, all I have to do is enter the letters b and s in my search bar and the full site address automatically pops up. How appropriate is that?

I need to mow the grass before we go to the beach next week but there are air quality warnings. Hypothetically if I just keep a joint in my mouth the air would get filtered through the weed and I'll be ok. Science! I'll report back, or not.

Indeed is useless in the DC region if you're avoiding clearance jobs. I see openings at the FBI for what I do, could you imagine 🤣🤣😂 I'd probably get through multiple rounds of interviews knowing how well run they are.

Tutti frutti is apparently not a standardized flavor. I just tasted a shaved ice that shattered my reality.

Pthulhu is chthalo green.

7 hours of career-forwarding tasks, I need to go move some dirt around the yard for a bit to reset.

Is the phish first entry lotto worthwhile? I don't need/want to be on the rail. I also pee a lot. Seems moot if I'm good standing back a few rows in GA/pit.

I’ve invented Under-Underwear, it’s a piece of clothing you wear underneath your underwear. 🩲

I saw Weezer play in a porn studio because of my proximity to vulnerability scanning software. True but absurd statement.

Romaine Roullette someone probs did this already.

Happy bday @ashhull.bsky.social 🥳

Spent an 8 hour work day in hopes to locate more 8 hour workdays. Not every role is "Senior", words have meanings, quit diluting. Maybe the algo is pumping me up. Feels odd to have 2 nights of phish followed by a beach vacation with all this going on. Somebody needs to pay Bippity asap.

If anyone needs me I'll be under the squash canopy eating questionable berries.