Its begun. Indoor seed prep later today. Doing my best to stay ahead of the game so we're not scrambling last minute.

Apt.

A device that connects your ballsack to the internet, call it a scrodem

Spite is the greatest motivator. I got really good at my job because fuck you. sigh.

Some of the Polar slim can flavors are odd. Brown Sugar Clementine tastes like a fizzy antique store. Thankfully it's just a 6 pack.

Meal prepped 4 dishes and wrote up a work document required for OKR deadlines. Ran a load of laundry too. Is it bedtime yet?

object permapants efficiency.

Almost inky-poke time!

post lunch vibe

Share something from the 90's

Id have been happy as a clam with lawn but I just scored 2 pit tix for merriweather. Woooooo! ⭕️

Early shift.

Pretty lady 😍

I think it's OK to tell a woman that you love her more than pizza as long as you pretend to really mean it.

No power since 2am. Bit nippy in here. 🥶

I feel you Skull of Corruption, sometimes I feel like I'm the cause of Dawnstar's woes too.

Snow lightning is a thing?

Woke up with the urgent need to bundle my home amd auto. Just playin', I need tamales..

Oh, hey Keller. That was fun.

Chronically late homie is late.

how many swords should i bring the cheesecake factory tonight?

squishin' time till 4pm

The Recher is not may favorite venue but it has history. Stoked for tonight, hoping to see some familiar faces.

my quarter on the machine: ☆ pronouns: dude ☆ height: 5'10" ☆ zodiac: Gemini and the Holograms ☆ smoke: hella ☆ tattoos: many, oldest is turning 35, newest is coming next week ☆ piercings: just the remaining holes 👀 ☆ fav color: green ☆ fav drink: seltzer all day

oh hello.

Under my regime, no cube will be left ungleamed.

Happy Bday Poison Ivy!

Another day. We should warn the western timezones.

WOODCHIPPER

Meisterbeger Burperfarten

next month makes 20 years in tech. Don't call me a tech bro though or I'll flash your BIOS.

fingers crossed for 2 days at MPP. ⭕

So long, and thanks for all the words. 🐬

serenading my falafel.

Wednesday quiz time: When they cut my cast off today, what will they find inside? a. 3 dogs worth of dog hair b. 1/4 oz of stanky nugs c. Atlantis d. the will to keep plodding forward in this dystopian hellscape

The elephants been in the room so long it started paying rent and helping with dishes.

cast off tomorrow, Keller Williams/Dirty Grass Fri and a tattoo next week. I'm going to beat the winter blues if it kills me. I'm a nihilistic crotch jan-feb and need to pre-plan better.

Eldest wanted spam/pineapple fried rice. Happy to oblige.

Good mornin' gorgeous!

All I'm saying you never heard of needing a courtesy flush in Dave's back yard.

Not the cop putting my registration sticker on. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I was waiting for the salty muck to subside a bit but hey, thanks pal.

Deleted my last post but the horchata run stands firm.

Starlings are cowards, not even an honor among thieves thing. Absolute turd of a bird. Zero stars.

The captian fidgets nervously below the Jolly Roger. Fig cookies on board are the harbinger of a Newtony.

Im gonna have a sloppy make-out sesh with some bibimbap at hmart shortly. #swoongoon

usb is short for unlimited sandwich bar

Happy pompatous of love day to those that celebrate.

I learned how much egg salad is too much egg salad this week. #alwayslearning

You get the Friday 13th that you deserve.