Zinn was a poor choice to start right now. Reshelving for hopefully better days.

Tiniest litle buddy.

I'm getting really into peanut butter and jelly sandwiches again. So much so that I am inside of one right now.

Televisions should still include some legacy ports. Im messing with a VCR that works with RCA>HDMI converter but if I throw an HDMI splitter into the mix (why so stingy with ports samsung?) It shits the bed. Looking to avoid manual cable swaps to watch old media. Sigh.

Made some lamp boogers. Extra snotziki.

Hear me out: Horse milk cheese Mint juice Whole wheat gluten free ice cream Banana noodles Fermented gummy worm pie BBQ oatmeal

My therapist asked if they could speak with your therapist, nothing wlerd.

fiscally-responsible clown posse

Stinky beans for sale.. get 'em while they're fresh.

All Jelly Belly would have to do is add some fiber and protein to their jellybeans and BAM…it’s a health food.

The freedom 250 concert might be saved, that come my lady come come my lady butterfly guy is free that weekend.

20th year of tech and it's one of those friday nights when you're contractually obligated to fix borked shit. My colleague rocks and we just did wizard shit. I hate it but am trying to enjoy that moment of victorious warm fuzzies. side note, I'm in the market for a hot dog cart and career change.

house to myself this weekend, you know what that means ;) *goes into 48 hour coma*

I've been dabbling in quiche a lot lately, quiching it up, the quichester.

might fuck around and let the old ways wither and die

If you can be anything at all, be kind.

I am a lot funnier if you don't ever talk to me.

Irish Talking Heads cover band Seamus It Ever Was

I wanna have such a bad job interview that it goes viral on linkedin

Fat headed peonies make this rockin' world go round.

Her: what do you wanna do for your bday weekend? Me: well I scheduled the septic folks to come pump the tank Saturday morning. Other than that its whatever. 😆🤣😊

4 day fest with a 3 person crew running a kitchen is madness. We lived, im exhausted, the peoples appreciation is stellar. We ran out all ingredients except some chicken and torts. Im gonna do some dishes and go get my feet muddy dancing. Im just all warm and fuzzy guys.

Listening to live bluegrass jams from a tent. Im sleepy, always so sleepy. I'm in my well deserved happy place for the next 5 days. As much as I talk shit, im a boring family guy. Feels good to be me. I just wanna see bands and groove. Love y'all, I'll try to share a pic or 2.

Call Me is my favorite Debbie Harry song about what i don't want people to do.

Just bring back lawn darts, nothing matters anyway. I like my outdoor rec sprinkled with the threat of cranial puncture wounds, makes it spicy.

The Great Cornholio implies the existence of additional, lesser Cornholios.

Temps will hit 100 again today and the local swimming holes are whispering "no dude, stay at your desk and increase shareholder value".

Is there video of an ASL interpreter doing Reba? ⭕

First lightning bug spotted!

Fob is dumb. Everything should be dongle.

Leftovers from last season. Scrawny little thing. We've got better aeration this year for the underground munchies.

Santavirus is fully preventable as long as you keep your dick out of northern elves.

hot pepper hiccups. If I were cowboy coded I'd let out a hearty 'hoo doggy'.

logrotate. not logroate. New 'most mis-spelled word' just dropped in bippityland. Must train harder.

Yeesh, DC traffic, its like everyone and their mother is out today.

Happy birthday mothers.

Baltimore area people, free concert tonight. We went a few months ago and it was a blast. Kiddo is excited for the Minecraft selections.

If it weren't for time zones, I was born to the Dead playing Tennessee Jed. Stupid coastal differences ruining fun facts.

Going with the tent inside a tent technique for the festival work this season. I've toughed out enough minimalist years and think it's time to camp at my age level. No shame in comfort right?

I love messing up the wrong ssh key in prod before 10am, keeps me on my toes. Excuse me while I go puke in a bush.

On a quest for a biblically accurate muffaletta.

Tomorrow the youngest learns how to push a mower. I'll try to get away with paying with italian ice until he gets wise enough to request real monies.

5 shiny coins says Lotus is the TBA for Ramble. 🤞

Can't converse to save my life but I know lots of words. Im constantly questioning whether I should keep going. Sub ran out so its free but its not entirely helpful on its own.

"Archibald Archibaldovich". 70-ish pages in an have no idea what my expectations are.

@dnschmidt.com I really enjoyed The Doom Tapes, thanks for the cache of fun weirdness.

Sneezonal allegories.

Trying to break out of self-isolation mode. All's well, Mrs Bongs hip surgery is healing, its been pretty hectic since then. Poison ivy has me wanting to saw my legs off. Clara says hello.

Why does reactivating feel like 'just one cigarette won't hurt'. Anyway, hi, did I miss anything?