Outdoors? Oh you mean the walk-out seltzer cooler. Yeah, its cool I guess.

AWS at my old job- 'you've been logged out after 10 minutes of inactivity' AWS at current job- ' I see you typing, fuck you, disconnected'

Two dings don't make a dong

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'Want' doesnt have enough oomph, I deeply yearn for alpaca socks.

Clara snuck into the pile of xmas prezzies and found her new stuffy. Shes as bad as the kids.

Haven't touched this stuff in a while. Finally fixed the suspension and diff. A little tweak to the front and she's back in business. WPL models need lots of babysitting but they're fun.

Baby its mold outside

Bought new earbuds, didn't do any additional related browsing before purchase. Now every ad everywhere is for those earbuds. Reverse advertising?

Please sir, I have multiple variables.

Why hasn't there been a standard OS feature where instead of ctrl-c/ctrl-v there would be 2 clipboards allowing ctrl-cA and B/ctrl-vA and B?

Saturday's concert was pretty rad despite me being a curmudgeon about going. Baltimore Video Game Symphony Orchestra was phenomenal. They did Balatro, Dr. Mario, and a bunch of other selections. Highlight was Talos Principal with choir amd gregorian chants.

New restaurant pitch, Yumford and Buns. You have to clap and stomp your order in morse code. It'll be a game changer.

Saw a wild quail the other day, I was driving and couldn't get a pic. Supposed to go to a video game music themed orchestra Saturday because I couldn't find a good enough excuse to stay home. All's well. Hi.

Might get really into disc golf and start dropping 'bruh' a lot, riding fast and loose. Bruh.

Wanted to check out a new author, picked a title at random from the list. I start reading the intro and the very first line is 'new reader, don't start here, this is unfinished and won't paint an accurate picture of the authors work". I should have done the bare minimum of research. 🙄

xmas shopping done for the kiddos. That means xmas shopping is done period whee!

My duolingo icon keeps acting up, this week it looks like it took a 4th hit of dmt. That's good right?

Deli guy: you watch any of that game? me: ah no, I don't really follow Deli guy: *continues to talk football while not slicing my ham for 10 minutes.* Why?!

On a positive note, my body is finally rejecting the tick head I couldn't extract the other week. I'm not all salt and gloom lately. 😊

Work trips be like "we've selected this beautiful and fun city for our annual meetup, you will spend the entire time in a conference room without windows and not have a solid hour of free time". 🥸

fresh applewurst from the local butcher shop w/ diced shrooms and onjuns. Creating my lunchtime happy place.

It’s cold fingie szn, boys

I just stay fartin'.

Friendly reminder to drive safely, especially this time of year. Kiddo is ok, his truck not so much. Literally 1 minute from him leaving our driveway. Wasn't his fault and hospital said all looks fine. Other driver was towing a horse and not paying attention at all. Horse is fine too.

Cousin walk but like, all day long.

Assuming my usual spot on the group W bench.

peeking in. have a safe holiday to those in the u.s.

I don't think sleep is working for me anymore

awakened to a cornucopia of glitched matrices.

More than half the time I end up on here is muscle memory/habit. Working on it.

I'm hungry for anything except what's currently in the kitchen.

Terence Trent O'Wendy Terence Trent L'Burgerking Terence Trent McMcDonald Terence Trent D'Sonic - ruled out before landing on Terence Trent D'Arby

Imaging a little lightning bolt icon hovering over my head as I repurpose Chipotle mix into tortillas a smoke my funny little non-ciggarettes.

I hope my made up words don't make you.....discomfortable

Self cared so hard ive got moss on my northern side.

This seems fun. Will report back after.

My last task of the day is to take down ceiling fan blades to clean but I've misplaced my motivation. Coffee not working. Might huff drano to cross the finish line.

my best work is in a .txt file that scoffs at the idea at protocol.

good speakers are life.

I imagine what all of you smell like based on your profile pic

I need to find the sweet spot between lush deep backyard and city life. I miss my Baltimore. 😟

It's jungle, not D&B. screams at clouds from my rocker.

Your invite sounds exhilarating, no fomo.

Gonna snuggle up with a heated blanket and play more Blue Prince tonight. It tickles all the itches, I'm close to hitting antechamber. just need rng luck.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood in a woodchipper feet first

Ban hooch, legalize dmt. Bippitymf'ingBong '28 I'm being sassy, I should turn it down a speck.

My neck, my back Don't message me on slack

My eldest kiddo's room is under my office and I could hear him and his gf bickering. Solution, loud office rave. They've since fled the house. Take that shit elsewhere younguns, poppa doesn't need that stress.

I hope this email piledrives you