I'm reviewing a case where an individual had 20.7 (5.5 gallons) of fluid drained from their abdomen. Googlymoogly.

Ever wonder why a product you’ve been buying for years from the same company suddenly becomes shitty, unreliable or low quality? It’s called LBO’s, brought to you by private equity. Private equity is responsible for over half of all enshitification you encounter.

I need to see this today. Go ahead, dumb asses, chase him and look like idiots. 😂

Beware of people who insist on using your name while they talk to you. Them fukrs are toxic. Had a sales person use my name in every sentence and I was like, "Uh... you went to a bad leadership school."

Amazing how quickly MAGA world shut up about the Michigan church shooting the minute they found out he was a Trump supporter. No shame.

Why do we think the government should shut down? Because the executive is acting wrongly (legally or not) in (a) kidnapping people, (b) pressuring individuals and institutions (legally or not) to comply, (c) spending in contradiction to Congressional wishes No money until they clean up their act

“Some folks are raised. Some folks are forged. I’ve always preferred the forged folks” Thought that was a fun quote.

post something random or have an awful October

Good thing we get five guesses. Quintalist #410 5/5 The Oscars 1️⃣1️⃣⬜1️⃣1️⃣ ⬜⬜2️⃣2️⃣2️⃣ ⬜3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣ 4️⃣⬜4️⃣4️⃣4️⃣ 5️⃣5️⃣5️⃣⬜5️⃣ Streak: 25 quintalist.com #quintalist 🌐

I have a relative who sells Juice+ for its health benefits and curative properties. The relative is proud of the company for being a bulwark against corporate greed. I had to show her who owned the company and the other companies they own. She was honestly thoughtful after seeing the list.

What’s your sign?

Tomorrow it’ll be famous people with the last name, Legweak Rankle #258 3/4 “Strong names” 🟩 🟩 🟩 ⬜️ ⬜️ 🟩 ⬜️ 🟩 🟩 ⬜️ ⬜️ 🟩 ⬜️ 🟩 🟩 ⬜️ 🟩 🟩 www.rankle.app 🌐

Dunkin? Starbucks? Panera? Nah. When it comes to coffee, give me 7/11, Speedway, Wawa, or Royal Farms. Better coffee for less. 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🤓

Appreciate Zhanna Samsonova helping us all learn that starving yourself to death ain’t a pleasant exit. Idiots be idioting

Strands #575 “Chew on that!” 🔵🟡🔵🔵 🔵🔵 🌐

Purple was fun today. Connections Puzzle #841 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🌐

My subscription finally ran out and these ads suck. Wordle 1,563 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🌐

Me and my new follower

The Amelia Earhart files reveal her last radio transmission was her asking for the release of the Epstein files.

True Story: The Affordable Care Act started out as a Heritage Foundation (Project 2025 authors) plan in 1989. It was codified in 2009 by Rep Rangel (D-NY) and signed into law in 2010 by President Obama. Obamacare, almost verbatim, was a right-wing think tank idea. www.heritage.org/social-secur...

I really thought Katy Perry’s Pepsi would have done a lot more than it has.

#57 of Rotten Tomatoes 100 best 80s horror, The Lady in White (1988) was fine. It's a strange mix of a kids scary movie mixed with a movie that kids shouldn't see. Weird. Moving on to #56, The Toxic Avenger (1984). I have never seen this, but know it's reputation. www.imdb.com/title/tt0090...

Feels like the lyrics to this song encompass my life of late. "I'm in a hurry to get things done Oh, I rush and rush until life's no fun All I really gotta do is live and die But I'm in a hurry and don't know why" - Alabama

I'll start going to church when there's a Golden Retriever at the pulpit preaching the good news of Mighty Potato and the hymns are hits songs from the 70s,80,90s. That's my church.

ANTIFA … - means “anti-fascist” - is pro-democracy - has no membership fees - has no uniforms - is not an organized movement - holds demonstrations against an oppressive government - NO MEETINGS - (best of all) … pisses off fascists! Join today! #Antifa

Logging On

Also what my cats say to each other when I’m calling their names.

Please, Stop Comparing your Struggles open.substack.com/pub/lincolns...

Age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema as a kid

I get gold last to project dominance 😂 Strands #574 “Hit the deck!” 🔵🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵🟡

It’s really important that every single American changes their wardrobe to dress exactly like law enforcement. Let’s fukn go. Let’s see what happens then… fukn baby killers.

Change a movie by adding a word. Gone with the breaking wind

As an avid fan of every single season of The Amazing Race, I’m sorry to say that opting to make this season Big Brother adjacent sucks and I’m not interested in the season at all. Big Brother is muppet baby version of Wives of… whatever. Blegh.

Test of Time still exists but for some reason, the game maker made it an Apple app instead a browser app and appears to have shut down the browser app. Um… that was silly, if so. Ah well #testoftimes

I sang some of “Lambert, the sheepish lion” here and my spouse looked at me with concern. I explained and she confessed never having heard of Lambert. Gasp.

These are lovely.

I was saying how I’m excited for haunted house and horror movie season. Someone asked me why I like going to haunted places. “I’m hoping someday something will leap out of a fukn wall and show me there’s something to believe in.” It got quiet after that. 🤓🤘🏼

Oversight Democrats just released new documents revealing that Steve Bannon, Peter Thiel, and Elon Musk are in the Epstein files. Looks like Musk visited the island 👀

Turned this in for the heck of it and turned out to be quite the adventure. Enjoyed! Gerard Butler never lets me down. www.imdb.com/title/tt5884...

Trump says he hopes ‘there will be others’ after James Comey indictment – live updates

anyone wanna come over and do Mad Libs while we watch GI Joe?

Horror movies where the killer wears a mask

Imagine waking up each morning, looking in the mirror, gritting your teeth and having to say, “Ezra Klein, you matter. You are important. You are still relevant. You’re smart and people like you” and know you’re full of shit.

I’m not looking for a job, but I get emails from recruiters looking for my skills quite a bit. Yesterday, received an email from a big headhunter saying such and such opportunity. No mention of compensation. Wrote back, politely, that I only discuss opportunities when comp is up front 🧵

I would pay a premium to watch her do a special concert on the same day as the superbowl on a different network with a collection of other fantastic musicians just to take away from the superbowl and I don’t even listen to her music. www.mandatory.com/news/1665583...

Never thought I’d be living in both fast forward and slow motion at the same time. Not fun for anyone.

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