If anyone is going to 1984 today, I have a coupon for Hormel's Frank 'n Stuff hot dogs.

Here's Jason in his new wheelchair! I know it's hard to tell, but he is much comfier and happier in this new one. This photo was taken today at the doctor's office. We were getting some paperwork taken care of for the guardianship process. Donate to help Jason: www.gofundme.com/f/help-us-ta...

AMC 11:00pm Halloween 3: Season of the Witch

FREEFORM 8:55pm Hocus Pocus

I ate 300 million Milky Way dark chocolate bars last weekend. I’m your next President.

I’m all in for replacing Donald Trump with AI, or any kind of intelligence to be honest with you.

Hard to believe Christmas is in 2 days, and next Christmas is three weeks later.

Roses are red, Sex can be mellow OR you could be

Trying to figure out a way to fake my death. 🤔 I mean, how about that sports team? They scored a lot of touch goals yesterday.

That fart could’ve started a race.

It's soon denim jacket weather.

save time getting home after an event by not going out in the first place

SHUT UP ABOUT THE ESCALATOR YOU CRYBABY BITCH

The lesbian couple next door just bought me a Rolex. They misunderstood my comment of “I wanna watch”.

I cannot possibly say space any other way.

Hamburglar’s less known brother, the Apple Cobbler Robber

I want a National Lampoon’s Thanksgiving Vacation.

if you fart like no one is watching they will think you are dancing

I fill my pants with JELLO.

It's Friday Night. Read those pages from the Necronomicon out loud. You've earned it.

The puppeteer's union has rejected my slogan "We Need More Hand Jobs!"

AS DING-DONG DONNY KEEPS HALLUCINATING ABOUT HOW HE AND WHAT'S-HER-NAME NARROWLY ESCAPED BEING "ESCALATORED" TO BITS, A FOREIGN DIPLOMAT ASKED, AREN'T WE EMBARRASSED BY OUR DIPSHIT PRESIDENT? I ANSWER THE QUESTION VERY POWERFULLY IN TODAY'S POST. THANK YOU FOR READING, LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4pC3clD

I deserve a Nobel Peace Prize, I brokered an end to the war between the Oompa Loompa’s, Whangdoodles, Hornswogglers and Snozzwangers. The Vermicious Knids still claim they want to invade Loompaland but are busy sending troops to Russia with the invasion of Ukraine.

Where the hell is Elmo in St. Elmo's Fire? Such a misleading title. 0/5 stars

New Episode! (Spotify link) Fivel Fox & JohnPaul talk about more horny Addams, museums, indie artists, Charlie Brown, school lunch drama, Freeing the nipple, school lunches, Stan Winston, and much more! open.spotify.com/episode/4zM0...

If you don’t take it, It could only good happen.

Dino Drac's Sinister September Funpack is here! A box of creepy collectibles to give your Halloween season a boost. Not many available! Details: dinosaurdracula.com/blog/september-funpack-2025/

Trump’s “speech” to the UN today was absolutely humiliating. Something is very wrong with him, and a 72 hour psych hold seems more appropriate than the nuclear codes.

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Now I have to pick a new autobiography title. 😢 www.imdb.com/title/tt0080...

Trump trying to say acetaminophen.

If we’re not raptured you can be my Channing Tatum. @spectreman.bsky.social I’ll provide the outfits.

Our office picnic is Wednesday and I’m not going.

From V/H/S HALLOWEEN to del Toro's FRANKENSTEIN, and BLACK PHONE 2, here are the best new horror movies coming out this Fall. Check out our full fall movie preview right here.

Visiting one of the great props of all times!! The original… Can you name it?

Wall to wall Wednesday stuff over at my channel! Wendy’s Meal of Misfortune, Enid Cereal, and Cheetos Fiery Skulls! Check it out at YouTube.com/SludgeCentral

Freeform 8:40pm Back to the Future 11:20pm Back to the Future 2 9-22-25 10:30am Back to the Future 1:00pm Back to the Future 2

Finally feels like fall.