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“Titan Killing Long Term Booty Call."
Spotify wrapped BUT for the porn you watch. 💻
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Chicken Dynasty
about 17 hours ago
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Chicken Dynasty
about 17 hours ago
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I run every day for 20 minutes. If I miss a day I add 20 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow I'm supposed to run for 4 months.
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Hot Stuff
https://open.spotify.com/track/2zMJN9JvDlvGP4jB03l1Bz?si=yrHX_7OFTP6xT4i__Wxghw
about 21 hours ago
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I feel like you should add something to this
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I don’t know what though.
add a skeleton here at some point
about 22 hours ago
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National Day Calendar
about 24 hours ago
Truly a formidable foe. In our experience, you should never underestimate the unorthodox warrior. Happy International Ninja Day!
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The real meaning of Christmas is to get drunk or die trying, hence eggnog.
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International Ninja Day
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Stranger Things is good but it’s not Cocaine Crabs from Outer Space good.
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Be prepared for another Netflix price increase.
1 day ago
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I’ll be glad when Tarantino is done making movies and sharing his opinions. He can ride a big dick horse into the sunset with Leonardo DiCaprio.
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Ken Plume
3 days ago
A lot of warm memories tied up in this Disney/Capcom NES box art...
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Donald Trump is a less hairy more smelly version of the Grinch.
2 days ago
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Back in my day pornography used to only come in paper format. Lots of paper cuts. 🩸
2 days ago
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Lancaster, PA 11:58pm 36°
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Jason R. Wells, Esq.
3 days ago
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Why science says smelling your own farts could be good for you
Certain amounts of hydrogen sulfide can help protect aging brains from Alzheimer’s disease, according to a 2021 study
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/health/science-smelling-farts-alzheimers-disease-b2877346.html
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timothée chalamet catches a stray from peter 👀 #familyguy
YouTube video by AniDom
https://youtube.com/shorts/bT0SPpVQudU?si=G1yIq3-pRW0KVhor
3 days ago
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Joy-Ann Reid
3 days ago
I can't think of a more racist rant from any American in public life, let alone a president. How are all of these journalists and other people just standing there, saying nothing??? And no response. No follow up??? WTAF.
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Kortrah
4 days ago
I watched this as a kid and I feel like no one else saw it. It was basically Sailor Moon samurai.
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Thanks I love it!!!
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3 days ago
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USA Network 12-3-25 6:30pm BTTF 9:00pm BTTF2 11:00pm BTTF 12-4-25 6:00pm BTTF2 8:30pm BTTF 3 11:00pm BTTF3
3 days ago
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Benson Boone topped my year. Here’s how I listened in my
#SpotifyWrapped
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3 days ago
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Morgan J Freeman
3 days ago
25th Amendment says a president can be removed for ABUSE OF POWER and/or DERELICTION OF DUTY. Trump is guilty of both.
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When you got one torpedo in the chamber.
3 days ago
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That’s the Christmas gift that keeps on giving year round.
3 days ago
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Let me guess your Spotify Wrap.
@hoolian.bsky.social
Sesame Street
@spectreman.bsky.social
Sabrina Carpenter
@maggie-whats.bsky.social
Weird Al
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Young Thug
3 days ago
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You Rang
4 days ago
New Episode! Watch us talk about how bad
@vriess.bsky.social
is at primates, the best directors to show NYC, comic books, detectives, Shoe Carnival, Spam musubi, and of course some Addams Family!
youtu.be/UNsZKbVloX0?...
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My Son, the Chimp S1:E28
YouTube video by Addams Family Podcast
https://youtu.be/UNsZKbVloX0?si=ql36LcRt1N9RLC_f
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I always thought Trump was Dopey, turns out he’s Sleepy.
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3 days ago
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Wrestling News - WWE, AEW, TNA, NJPW
4 days ago
It is now a fact that the company has been known as WWE longer than it was known as the WWF. The rebranding from World Wrestling Federation to World Wrestling Entertainment took place in May 2002. As of 2025, the WWE name has officially outlasted the tenure of the WWF name.
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I’m about to post 150 times at 3:00am to prove my cognition is normal.
4 days ago
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I’m so ssmart, I should be SSECRETARY OF WAR.
4 days ago
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I go back to work tomorrow. 😭 Hopefully I remember my passwords.
4 days ago
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Back to the Future trilogy is on PlutoTV. PlutoTV Franchise Favorites 4:00pm 11:14pm BTTF 6:30pm 1:44am BTTF2 8:44pm BTTF3
4 days ago
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Ernest Scared Christmas Stupid
4 days ago
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Luckily Thursday it’s supposed to warm up to 39° Fahrenheit.
4 days ago
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Merry Christmas
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@spookyladyyy.bsky.social
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Shart Happens: The Ultimate Emergency Kit You Never Knew You Needed
YouTube video by The Ancona Family
https://youtube.com/shorts/YKl2q1rEH2E?si=x2RbD9TNKo4xw-c0
4 days ago
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comrade (roasting on an open fire)
5 days ago
I want medieval baby abs
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Did you mostly get rain?
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We got about 2 inches and then it turned to rain. It was wet and heavy.
4 days ago
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Eleven and Mike really grew up.
4 days ago
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Are you still at war with the automatons?
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I'm referencing the 1979 movie The Humanoid starring Richard Kiel.
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Isaac's Haunted Beard
5 days ago
😊 New episode of my podcast: 🎤 ISAAC'S HAUNTED NOVEMBER 2025 These are the movies & TV shows that I watched in November 2025. (21 min/48 sec) 👂 Spotify link:
open.spotify.com/episode/2K4K...
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Someday At Christmas
https://open.spotify.com/track/0OdTRhhGt8aq4UXh67CKQg?si=zdmNGKP4QfCr_GkFHDi_MQ
5 days ago
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Maybe this is the year I get a Turbo Man doll. 😢
5 days ago
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Marvel Cosmic Invasion came out today on GamePass.
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5 days ago
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I asked my senior citizen husband the rules of war so I could lie convincingly.
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