The year is 2026. The stupidest leader of the once strongest empire lumbers out from a sea of burger wrappers littering the Oval Office. He is led by staff to where he believes a big red missile-shaped button awaits; instead, he finds himself once again lost on the roof of the White House. Scene.

I hope everyone’s learned their lesson about “let’s run our government like a business” bullshit Businesses can be run into the ground Not really supposed to do that with governments

I knew as soon as I heard the theme song change that they were gonna Maxxine the Usos. Maxxine didn't get a theme change until she lost the belt. #wrestlesky #wweraw #wwe #bsw

So is Speed gonna catch a trash can tonight because of the curse or what? Also, look at the Usos not coming out to Jey's theme. #wrestlesky #wweraw #wwe #bsw

ATTN V-Tubers: How did you do it? I've been considering going off-cam and I know it's a gradual process since the more impressive avatars are quite expensive. How did you make it work, or what is your plan? #vtuber #twitch #contentcreator

Another #Twitch anniversary. The past few I've spent dozens of hours on each, crafting a choose-your-own adventure in the worlds I've streamed. This year was #phasmophobia. This is what it looks like to plan it. I might be spending way more time than any other streamer in history on these 😆

Sami hasn't had a gimmick since Honorary Uce. Since then it's just been "HoW WiLl I gEt My WrEsTlEmAnIa MoMeNt ThIs YeAr?" and that's so played out. #wrestlesky #wweraw #wwe #bsw

You've never played Phasmophobia like this. Join us at twitch.tv/kortrah Friday 3/27 at 9PM EST to play a custom-built choose-your-own-adventure set in at 42 Edgefield Road. Will you win PRIZES or die trying? #phasmophobiaclips #phasmo #phasmophobia #twitch

Who tf is keeping this company in business? You can't just put Robitussin in a can and call it soda smh #moxie

You've never played Phasmophobia like this. Join us at twitch.tv/kortrah Friday 3/27 at 9PM EST to play a custom-built choose-your-own-adventure set in at 42 Edgefield Road. Will you win PRIZES or die trying? #phasmophobiaclips #phasmo #phasmophobia #twitch

Iran drops diss videos. White House drops... whatever the fuck. It's like the Kendrick and Drake feud, and ofc America is Drake.

Great so the White House has moved from shitposting to vagueposting

This 1990 speech by Carl Sagan is timely times two: #war #climate

Has he launched the EPICFURY wartime bitcoin yet?

There's going to be a baby boom when he's gone for good.

Anyone else on Twitch having trouble exporting clips to TikTok? #twitch #TikTok

I don't recall ever meeting a Vince Vaughn fan.

Hi, my name is Mike, and I’ve never laid off a single person in 9 years of running my video game studio

Just heard Sleep Token's cover of Outkast's "Hey Ya" so my day is already ruined. How are y'all doing?

If there's nothing good to say about Roman, the least you can say is they made that man a star. #wrestlesky #wweraw #wwe #bsw

Phil out here in Boston saying "jizz" on Netflix. AJ you need to get this man. #wrestlesky #wweraw #wwe #bsw

Oh Hell yeah. Finn rising. #wrestlesky #wweraw #wwe #bsw

Grateful to the folks in Connecticut who showed up to demystify elementary math with me today! If you're attending ATOMIM tomorrow, we're doing it again at 9:55!

In an alternate timeline: WrestleMania 42. Rollins antagonizes The Vision, Heyman brings the cops, but this time he also brings Lesnar, enraged by Oba Femi. One of the cops DDTs Brock; Seth is seen cackling behind the cop who removes their hat to reveal Dean Ambrose. ##wrestlesky #wweraw #wwe #bsw

Time for Grayson Waller to put up another great performance that will go underappreciated :( #wrestlesky #wweraw #wwe #bsw

Banger promo from Becky and AJ, and to the surprise of no one, sexist insults weren't even necessary. #wrestlesky #wweraw #wwe #bsw

Neat portrayal of the different alignments with the DQ Jey earned using the brass knuckles in front of the referee. Jimmy knowing there was a different way, Jey fully given over to his anger, and Knight as the middle ground, rationalizing Jey's actions. #wrestlesky #wweraw #wwe #bsw

There are so many things to love about Oba Femi, but my favorite is that in his eyes you can see the barely restrained tears of a kid's dream coming true as he's called up to the big show. #wrestlesky #wweraw #wwe #bsw

WWE continuing to push Oba Femi over Brock Lesnar is like the only good surprise of 2026. #wrestlesky #wweraw #wwe #bsw

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

youtu.be/n4ouHG0xH20 Join us Friday on Twitch for a custom-built choose-your-own-adventure inspired by Phasmophobia! Also there are prizes :] #twitch #phasmophobia #phasmo #haunted

If you have Disney+ , search Mickey Bluey... #mickeymouse #bluey #disney

The Pentagon is currently run by Pete Hegseth, who was escorted out of his National Guard unit in 2021 after being deemed an "insider threat." He reports to Donald Trump, who dodged the draft five times, once by lying about his medical condition. Only the best people run our military!

#twitch #ghost #phasmophobia

It feels like a fever dream. Did they REALLY do that segment last night with Oba dominating Brock??? Incredible. #wrestlesky #wweraw #wwe #bsw

Average CM Punk promo in 2026: *makes fun of Roman Reigns by mocking Samoan names* Average Roman Reigns promo in 2026: *makes fun of Punk by suggesting his wife makes more money* 🙄 #wrestlesky #wweraw #wwe #bsw

Nattie getting wins in 2026 I can't believe my eyes #wrestlesky #wweraw #wwe #bsw

31.6% off WrestleMania tickets? Oh yeah tonight's gonna be a banger lol #wrestlesky #wweraw #wwe #bsw

Triple H said he gotta push these ticket sales so tonight better be juicy #wrestlesky #wweraw #wwe #bsw

God damn. Cinema. #wrestlesky #wweraw #wwe #bsw

The GIFs that are going to come from tonight... #wrestlesky #wweraw #wwe #bsw

DESTROY HIM OBA #wrestlesky #wweraw #wwe #bsw

Did one of those dudes just Wilhelm Scream? Lol #wrestlesky #wweraw #wwe #bsw

Michael Cole damn near turning to the camera and winking every time he says "shield". #wrestlesky #wweraw #wwe #bsw

Did Seth... just lick his glove? #wrestlesky #wweraw #wwe #bsw

Hot take maybe, but mulligans should return to all-land or no-land only. Mulligan until you have your kill combo is just cheating. #magicthegathering

We hope you get a chance to join us today! No worries if this is your first time - you can catch up on previous sessions with the MRC Podcast! We discuss Notice and Wonder with @mfannie.bsky.social, and True/False with @alisonmellomath.bsky.social. open.spotify.com/episode/1noj...

"TMNT is bad for Magic!" they cry as they cast their fifth board wipe then place their fourth planeswalker upon their hentai card mat. #magicthegathering