Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?

Why didn't anyone tell me Mamdani was so cute?

Today I got this package in the mail. The return addressee is not anyone I know. The tracking number doesn't appear on the USPS website. I think it's a brushing scam but I haven't ordered anything online except from Amazon, and things I've ordered before. Anyone seen anything like this lately?

First day at work went well. Lots of logging in, password setups, 2 factor authentications. Probably training classes and some on-the-job training as well. I am relieved. It's good to have a regular job again with benefits.

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Starting my new job today. It's been 10 years since I did this last. Anxious af.

We watched Genie with Melissa McCarthy and Paapa Essideu on Peacock. It's a Christmas movie; it was fun and original. Great for families.

Jared Leto is a beautiful person, even if he's a bit odd. Always imagined him being a character in The Umbrella Academy.

Respect.

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From The Daily Mail: "A flock of sheep brought in to tidy up a graveyard in North Wales have been aggressively ramming and headbutting mourners." When lawnmowers attack 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Isn't it awful I immediately thought of @babbittybabbitt.bsky.social amd @spikysucculent.bsky.social when I saw this 🤣

Followed @jokeherr.bsky.social to work this morning

Today's Random Song Stuck In My Head: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGD9...

Lyla is going to the vet Thursday for a potential dental issue. Im sure she's gonna be thrilled.

Today I watched The Secret Life of Pets & I trying not to laugh too loud because I'm at jury duty. It's so cute. Gidget is one of my favorites. I almost snort-laughed when the poodle put on metal music and all the dogs were headbanging. That scene was much too short! 🤣

Nice graffiti

Me in the group chat

Tired? horror movies. Sad? horror movies. Cold? horror movies. Bored? horror movies. Horror Movies? horror movies.

If you see this, post a monster

Transphobia, homophobia, racism, misogyny, etc. are all indicators that you have a tiny dick and an even smaller brain. If you’re following me and that statement offends you, good. Get lost. Fix your hearts or die.

By the end of the day tomorrow I will have spent $5000 on my two old vehicles.

I don't only use my Pride Ally ghost icon during Pride Month. I switch out my icons for various holidays, etc. I'm an Ally 365, my darlings.

Cookie, one of my favorite strays, had been sadly declining. Aside from injuries we were aware of, he must've gotten into a bad fight a couple of months ago. My kind neighbor trapped him & the humane society is going to release his spirit to the universe. We cried a little as the van drove away. 💔

Today's Random Song Stuck In My Head: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWrb...

Watched Chef on Netflix. Written, directed by, and starring Jon Favreau, with a good supporting cast. I love watching people prepare food; it's an art form. This film is heartwarming and funny. I thoroughly enjoyed it.

Both cars back at the mechanic today. I just can't win lately.

The movie Fast Charlie on Netflix stars Pierce Brosnan and Morena Baccarin. It wasn't fast, and in the end I felt like the storyline was a bit flat. Some things were left unexplained. Not terrible, but I wouldn't recommend it.

Just paid off one of my credit cards and in the last 2 weeks had to use it for $4000 in car repairs.

Dropped $1700 on one vehicle for brakes and shocks, now the other one has a coolant leak.

RIP Peabo Bryson. Your soulful voice will be missed.

The energy I'm bringing to Pride this year (found on Redbubble!)

My boyfriend is walking around the house singing, "I'm Hispanic but there's no need to panic" 🤣

Dead Man's Wire on Netflix is an intense movie.

LGBTQ+ fam, I support you always, not just during Pride Month. You are safe with me. 💙💜💛💚🩷🩵🩶🤍🧡🖤♥️🤎

These memes are cracking me up today

This is Bodie. His presence indicates the beginning of Pride Month. May his whimsy and steadfastness bring joy and confidence to all. 14/10 the parade starts right behind him 🌈🐾 (IG: hellobodie)

The talent on display at Monsterpalooza this year is incredible. Check out this maquette of yours GHOUL-Y I got - so life like! The eyes even follow you when you walk by. Last day to stop by BOO-th 556. Here until 6pm!

I will not be performing at the Great American State Fair.

Y'all, I've been offered a job. It's taken a really long time to get to this point. I'll start on June 22nd. Relieved but also anxious.

This is a dance off! If you see this, post a dance or you're eliminated.

At it again, eh @jokeherr.bsky.social?