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Took an edible and put on CONEHEADS for the first time. The sheer number of pre-fame comedians in this thing is unreal.

I was *this* close to being hired as a featured performer on a website that soon cratered in popularity due to legal issues, scandal, and BTS conflict.

WHAT ABOUT BOB is a perfect comedy.

Watching Looney Tunes and Disney shorts with my son. Jokes from 90 years ago still land with today’s kids.

The guy who played the pool bartender in MRS. DOUBTFIRE is called Dr. Toad and I don’t know what to do with this information.

Bruce Campbell has cancer? That freaking sucks. Rooting for you Ashley J. Williams.

Just started watching HONEY DON’T! All I can say right now is that it’s my favorite opening credits sequence since NAPOLEON DYNAMITE.

Finally watched THE WILD ROBOT and I genuinely don’t understand why more animation studios aren’t giving writer/director Chris Sanders money. Dude doesn’t miss.

Now showing at Late To The Party Cinema: COLOSSAL.

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Just learned that Warren Beatty’s pettiness over character rights prevented us from getting a Dick Tracy TV show in the 90s with Bruce Campbell as the lead. I’m quite steamed.

(My three year old is playing with his toys by himself as I walk by) Three year old: “Cambot… Gippy… ‘Om Servo… CROOOOOW!” I’m not the best dad, but I’m doing alright.

Dudes who enter a bathroom with a soda, set it on the top of the urinal, do their business, and then leave ought to be drug out into the street and shot.

Now showing at Late To The Party Cinema: THE ADVENTURES OF BUCKAROO BANZAI ACROSS THE 8TH DIMENSION.

HONEY, I SHRUNK THE KIDS is still amazing.

Time to put the boob back in boob tube. #NowWatching ELVIRA: MISTRESS OF THE DARK.

I’ll always love how a heavy snow makes the world so much brighter and quieter. For a few short hours, I can imagine things are peaceful.

These fine gentlemen were at a grocery outlet for 99¢ apiece.

The snow forecast has gone from 6 inches to 12 to 17 to 24+. I’d be way more excited if my shovel wasn’t cracked on both sides.

Netflix’s subtitles on Ace Ventura When Nature Calls didn’t leave in Ouda’s translated lines for Ace when they first meet the Wachooto tribe so all those jokes are missed.

pronouns: he/him height: 5’11 zodiac: taurus smoke: cigars occasionally tattoos: 5, with ideas for three dozen piercings: nope fav color: forest green fav drink: sweet tea

Watching coonskin for the first time and I’m high. Ralph bakshi movies are unhinged

Still convinced that the 2008 short “Presto” is the funniest thing Pixar has ever made.

Totino’s combination pepperoni and sausage pizza rolls, with a few dashes of Tabasco.

Now showing at Late To The Party Cinema: BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD DO AMERICA.

Michael Cera could’ve done ZOMBIELAND, but Jesse Eisenberg could not have done SCOTT PILGRIM VS THE WORLD.

Honestly hard to remember. Definitely would’ve been a lot of Disney. The memory that sticks out is from 10th grade. Week before Christmas break, teacher said we could do whatever. Everyone else was talking, so I put on Raymond Briggs’ The Snowman. The whole class stopped to tell me it sucked. Jerks.

I know I’m a year late, but yeah, HEART EYES is a heckuva good time, and a genuine Category 1 Valentine’s Day movie. Kudos on another crazy fun flick @joshruben.bsky.social.

It is straight-up inexcusable that DICK TRACY isn’t on Disney Plus.

Warms my heart to know that so many of us are watching ARMY OF DARKNESS for Ash Wednesday. Groovy.

Look, Scorsese is allowed to hold whatever opinion he wants, but voicing a cutesy alien for Lucasfilm money definitely makes me roll my eyes at his MCU comments.

Got weighed at the doctor’s office the other day, I’m 297 pounds. That’s over 23 pounds lost since I started intermittent fasting three months ago, and the first time I’ve been under 300 since junior high!

Happy 30th to MUPPET TREASURE ISLAND, released today in 1996.

GOLDENEYE is on Netflix. Time to party like it’s Nintendo 64.

Blessed to hold history this afternoon, if only for a moment.

Who keeps letting Eli Roth make movies? Stop it.

There’s still good in this world.

Get in my car and this is the first song that plays. Perfection. Happy Friday the 13th my friends.

Anybody checked out that new BURBS series with Keke Palmer? Is it interesting?

Aw, there’s a baby John krasinski.

Watching For Your Consideration stoned out. I would’ve bet every dollar I’d ever made this was a mockumentary like other Guest movies, but nope.

This just in, the “Jessie’s Song” sequence from TOY STORY 2 still makes me ugly cry.

If an app or website doesn’t offer Dark Mode it doesn’t get my eyeballs. You sound like a psychopath.

I don’t know how or why this is the official poster for ENCANTO 2 on Letterboxd, but it made me snort-laugh.

First migraine in awhile. Been in bed all day. Anything brighter than a candle is agony. Help.

This is. A new favorite movie of mine. It’s ridiculous. Please tell me someone has riffed this.

Holy xrap this movie is nuts in the best way.