"I even had a conversation with Theodore Roosevelt"

Dr. Who implies the Doctors What, When, Where, Why and How

"In the Shade of Leaves" Art by Anton Babenko Oil on canvas #MenWithCats

this framing is weird as hell

it's called diarrheamaxxing, sweaty

people hate windfarms because of the noise but something so loud it shatters windows is fine

They lost in family court; But they won't lose on the pickleball court.

i want to apologize to any followers i may have inadvertently cost their once in a lifetime huge payout when i said on the day he was shot that people should be exceedingly cautious about what they post online. that was my bad. lesson about responsible social media use unlearned

The pufferfish of happiness has visited you.

Looking at social media reactions to the SCOTUS and it really highlights how the GOP will get 99% of what they want, ignore that, and focus on demanding that 1% more. Dems will get 1% of what they want, immediately give up on the other 99%, and call the day a victory.

the infallible court wizards are only demanding I sacrifice 40% of my children this year. feeling pretty good

oh baby a triple

i'm gonna be honest gang, being a designated second class citizen whose existence is increasingly made illegal? doesn't feel great. upside though is that it makes every trans people really cool by default, so it's impossible to say whether it's good or bad.

I’m getting offline but I just want to say before I go that I hope these fuckers die screaming

shout out to my trans homies i love you and I am sorry

When the moon hits your eye? In a love song? I'm not a scientist, but I think getting hit in the eye by a 7.34767309 × 10^22 kg object would likely be fatal.

Good news: America's over

when you said "way down yonder on the Chattahoochee 🎵 Never knew how much that muddy water meant to me" What exactly did you mean by "muddy water"?

the heat and humidity may be brutal rn but mentally this is me

If it's trendy in space it's fad astra

weird how they didn't panic about descent into fascism, and in fact, many made campaign contributions to it.

lol

When it never goes out of style, it's called fad infinitum

Document Lesbian 2: Electric Subaru

Someone is having fun on this app

you mean a quackmire?

people who are more willing to work with fascists than democratic socialists are called fascists

Freddie Mercury (cat pictures)

Just got a DM from someone with 🚫 DMs in bio

Look at this binch eating shrimp like she owns the place

pretty devastating dunk at the end of this paragraph

I'm here you fuckaas hut

to err is human, to take your job and still err is AI

This disclaimer on this headline is just perfection

it's one of those tpyo days where every post has at least won wrong or missing word

important:

good morning to functional websites only

"We need to preserve the status quo!" yeah, because clearly that's working

anomalocaris? buddy, you're extinct. more like anomalocarwas.

bro got caught in a fash flood

If you're not used to extreme heat, you may not be aware of the warning signs for heat exhaustion/heatstroke. It can happen faster than you think.

Imagining someone driving down the street and seeing a giraffe and immediately checking themselves into the hospital for hallucinations