I know ctrl+c ctrl+v is technically a hack in this context, but it feels a bit weird to say

checking in on this artist

I was happy to never know who Erika Kirk was but the media had different ideas

these Epstein files are wild

Things are going great over at X, The Everything App

Learned today that “Galápagos” comes from a Spanish word for tortoise, meaning that “Galápagos Tortoise” is, in fact, a tortology

The RFK, jr effect.

> @amysiskind.com

lmao

GOD: if my commandments get 50,000 likes, i will tell Abraham to kill his son

the tumble setting on a dryer can be used to make cement but only once

if you really can’t help yourself, run it through archive.today first and then post that instead

stop quoting that atlantic article. more people are going to click on it, which generates more ad revenue, which encourages them to write more articles like that.

They paid Mark Zuckerberg like $100B to lose $77B. Tell the board of directors that I can lose $77B for half that.

I love companies being punished for replacing workers with AI. Gimme more

In the 12 days of christmas, since there are 12 verses and the first n lines repeat every verse, it's actually n*(13 - n) in total, so 12 partridges, 22 turtle doves, etc. Here's the actual totals on an unrelated note, anyone need 41 maids-a-milking? I only need one

no

ICE has been here & now they’re ramping things up • if you’re at risk of being picked up/detained: do you have your plan for if shit hits the fan? • if you’re less at risk: are you checking in on those at risk about needed supports & emergency plans? • regardless: do you know your rights?

the living refutation of meritocracy

Its friday night baby lets get to slurping

this is not good messaging.

be the bitch doing something yourself that you want to see in the world

I wrote about Bari Weiss newrepublic.com/article/2037...

well, just palestine, but otherwise, yeah.

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The New Yorker: Kevin Spacey's Next Chapter

I like how CBS completely destroyed their credibility and then this happened

y’all mind if i have a little american dim sum for thanksgiving dinner? 🌭

Same energy

if smallpox is *that* bad, imagine how bad bigpox is

YOU'RE NOT PART OF THE TURBO TEAM

tomorrow we’ll have had koa for a month, half of that was spent in the hospital, but he’s been healing up so nicely. because of the infectious pneumonia (and koa not being neutered yet) we haven’t been able to introduce holtz to their new friend yet, but today they had some long awaited face time

ohh yeah baby. funge my token. funge it!

what does that dancer guy from the mighty mighty bosstones put as his occupation when he's filing his taxes? dancer? professional skanker?

Pro tip: if you're out of cilantro and the grocery store is closed, you can substitute a bar of Irish spring soap.

"drawing pushback from popular human singer"

Oh come on, NBC, don't tease us like that. (They were talking about the National Guardsmen who were shot in D.C.)

they should let you pause the news. sometimes you just aren't in the mood for more horrors beyond your comprehension.

timeline cleaning

no

great job. kneecap the one thing that could salvage some of their favorability rating and prevent an absolute midterm massacre.

Laura Loomer turns on Trump MTG and Trump have a falling out Trump loves Mamdani MTG resigns I'm not going to pretend I understand anything anymore

lmao

"fact checkers debunked it quickly" nothing gets past you guys

it's okay. human trafficking is my job.

Olivia Nuzzi Nick Fuentes Asmongold names I learned completely against my will and am unable to escape

the conscience of a country that elected a pedophile president.