Good news: America's over

Fucking youtube videos with AI narration mispronouncing words that no human would. "Bass guitar" pronounced like it's a fish instrument. And there's always at least one sentence written in the form of "It's not just AI—it's garbage."

I don't dislike Will.I.Am. I two thousand and hate him.

i don't think it works like that

The Pope polls higher among all Americans than among Catholics specifically

great post

This implies the existence of Wajesus

Director: Can you do it in more of a generic, quasi-British accent? Your natural accent seems a bit anachronistic for ancient Rome. Okay, I think I can do that. Oi Caesar, fink ya best beware da ides of March, bruv.

damn. I was a month off.

"outdated" is just such a bizarre word choice here

I'm sorry, did you say haunted virus?

And an extra strike because it hurt my feelings

comedy is barely legal on this site.

I haven't played reversi in a while and somehow I got better? I just randomly decided to play it and wiped out the whole bottom row on almost the first try. I don't understand what just happened.

I like the early bird. I feel like she gets me.

somehow Jim Crow returned

they probably don't see a 10%-15% decline of viewership as much of a loss because they still gained a massive propaganda network, which was the whole point.

ME: why isn’t a hernia called a hisnia DATE: why isn’t a hysterectomy called a hersterectomy *we kiss*

my favorite is when you see the little notification icon go on and then go off. like someone liked a post and was like "oh, I just remembered I don't like you."

“the rituals of democracy”

dogs can always suss out the bad vibes

Got a call from HR about you. He said he like your xenomorph.

Apocolypse Now made it so that apocalypse looks wrong to me

least surprising news of the day

felt cute. might delete later idk

before book binding was invented, the Book of the Dead was called the Doom Scroll

Kash Patel is tending and he wasn't even fired. What a ripoff.

Too many people use the Dr. Strangelove pfp. How am I supposed to keep track of if you're the shitty one?

8 Hours of RFK Jr. Breathing Noises | ASMR

presented without comment bc she already got murdered

do you have any games on your phone?

alpacas are gen z coded

Going on national television to assert that I am definitely not a pedophile or rapist #Winning

You gotta look at the full thread to fully appreciate it

I hate those music biopics because they all feel like a dramatized wikipedia article. They blast through the whole life so fast that you never get emotionally invested in anything. There was a scene where Whitney Houston miscarries before you even know she's pregnant. What are those writers doing?

Centrists on here will say, "oh you want to firebomb a Walmart? That pales in comparison to my strategy, voting" and then firebomb a Walmart

[trying to act like I know about sports] so how bout that boston keltics game?

I was curious how big hail could get

outfit repeater 🫵

If you find yourself frequently writing out the number 17112245242814131137246833888127283909227054489352036939364804092325727975414064742400000000000000 you can shorten it to 69! since it's exactly 69 factorial. #WormTips

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Who would rather see baby goats playing than talk about this shit anymore?