feeling very optimistic about the next 2 in the rule of 3s

Forget all the starving people or the fact that walmart pay is so bad employees need SNAP to survive. The real tragedy is in the shareholder value.

reminder that the guy Cheney shot apologized to Cheney for getting shot

It’s truly tragic how many of these US war criminals like Cheney never face justice and die in their peacefully in their homes in their 80s and 90s. I want to be happy he is dead but I am not. The million people he killed didnt get the luxury to die how he did.

on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people

oh hell yeah

☐ Reduce Carbon Emissions ☒ Fight the Sun

The irony of a “mass exodus” of rich people leaving NYC if Zohran wins is that the crime rate would instantly plummet because of that.

the way everyone acts like the US military and intelligence is like the most formidable force in the world really downplays what fuckups they are

the enshittification will continue until morale improves

Halloween mask or just Laura Loomer?

fact check: ✅️ true

I wanted a roast not to get roasted, dang these new readouts got hands

They finally built a machine that can simulate peaking on edibles

random state-sanctioned murders

am i sad that my wife is a godless hindoo who will burn for eternity in the fires of hell? of course i am, but marriage involves compromises

will kim is still in ICE detention

📣 IF YOU HAVE A LITTLE FREE LIBRARY TURN IT INTO A COMMUNITY PANTRY ASAP IF YOU ARE ABLE

Grass fed? So, beeves of grass?

The people yearn for (democratic) socialism (this one will make you cry)

I like how they're directly plagiarizing jokes

# divorce pacman -Rns ms-pacman

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just 12 more innings to go

read my mind. world's largest duck.

you have been blessed by the long lynx

doing some research

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expecting this

making friends with the covid herpes hepatitis monkeys

bottom of the 82nd, still 5-5

The government of Jamaica has set up a portal for contributing to official relief efforts. I will update this thread if anything analogous opens up for Haiti, Cuba, or the DR supportjamaica.gov.jm

it's almost hard to find news about melissa. none of the social media sites are really talking about it. Unsure if people are prepared for how bad this is going to be.

the only thing I know about this game is that people started posting jokes about how long this game was over an hour ago and it's still going

imagine being the guy who got featured on wikipedia for getting his face smashed for sieg heiling

at the the SNAP cuts are coming at a time when food is cheap and we aren't getting gouged by labor shortages and trade wars and climate change

wrecked

it's never occurred to them. they have zero idea that in the lawless, anti science, brutal world they seek to usher in, defective weirdos like them would have been used for food and firewood

one thing thats kinda crazy to get your head around is not that the musk and thiel masters of the universe are ungrateful for the vast public infrastructure, public funding of research, and robust systems of laws and rules that made their wealth possible. it's that theyre too dumb to understand it

Border Patrol “attempted to arrest a plumber working inside a Logan Heights home but left empty-handed after the homeowner refused them entry. The homeowner told agents she would not allow them inside because the warrant they presented did not include her address and lacked a judge's signature.”

[3 days later]: damn, it’s poppin off over on mastodon lol

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Doing some back of the napkin math on the Free Press acquisition, I've determined The Onion is worth $2 trillion.

this might be controversial to say, but I think that trans rights are human rights and ai rights are not, by definition