This photo has lived rent-free in my head. Black and white this, but colorize the woman in the robe. It's like looking at a time traveler. I can absolutely see this popping up in future history books.

The Dow is over 50k!

Some soldiers sleep with their boots on. Some sleep in slippers.

They meant to call him Cookie Nomster, but there was an unfortunate typo.

You know you're on the winning side of a debate when you prepare for said debate by making flash cards of insults

a conversation I overheard in a gas station/BBQ shop in the rural south Last night Wyatt hit a raccoon in his truck an' then he pulls over an' I was like "watcha pullin' over for?" an' he says "Whatcha mean? That's good eatin'! Raccoons is clean animals. They warsh their food before they eat it."

I think I want to try ninja milk

pretty

WATCH: Pam Bondi EVISCERATES Democratic congresswoman in child sex trafficking House hearing on behalf of the child sex traffickers

CEO discovers innovative way to scam customers, but here's why it's actually good for consumers

keep it up

who up splitting their infinitives

[to british person who is posting bad] you should post more bangers and less mash

my therapist suggested my immature response to confrontation might be contributing to my despair so I told him to suck on DESPAIR OF NUTS

"Do you know why I pulled you over?" "No, but the Dow is over 50000."

Whitney Houston "So Emotional" vs Mariah Carey "Emotions"

having your city noticed by the president is now a natural disaster on par with a hurricane or major flood

You don't even own a home and you're EATING?

he chuck e chose the left hand path

ah, uh huh.

every week I see a new headline about how scientists in another country basically cured another type of cancer and meanwhile the US is doing this

what to do with fresh bergamot?

I'm sorry, but if you can't write an article about the situation in Cuba without using the words "Hamas" and "fentanyl," I cannot take it seriously.

In the UK, they pronounce it chimpanzed

Woke... Ewok...

Howard Nutlick

getting ready for valentines day

paleo = old ontology = being therefore paleontology = being old

Let me point out that if your name appears in the files 38000 times, but the real number is actually 1 million, that means your name was redacted a million times

All right I’ll say it: that’s too many times

Chuck E Chop them off at the neck

he chuck e chose the left hand path

Listen to this. Not a penny more for this. Abolish and prosecute anyone who had anything to do with it.

sharing content you like is fine but claiming it's yours is weird bot behavior

This is how the "protest" looks to me

woke 2 implies the existence of me two

Oh my god

this says a lot about society

I'd be curious to see a comparison of the number of news articles about conservative backlash to Bad Bunny vs the Venezuelan invasion.

you typ= with .,. an epstein accent .

a private equity firm has purchased the united states

They're building concentration camps with my tax money Chuck. They're torturing children. They're murdering innocent people on the street. What are you doing.

car

This is the closest thing I've seen to real consequences for any American in the Epstein files

I feel like any comment I could make about this would put me on a list