every week I see a new headline about how scientists in another country basically cured another type of cancer and meanwhile the US is doing this

what to do with fresh bergamot?

I'm sorry, but if you can't write an article about the situation in Cuba without using the words "Hamas" and "fentanyl," I cannot take it seriously.

In the UK, they pronounce it chimpanzed

Woke... Ewok...

Howard Nutlick

getting ready for valentines day

paleo = old ontology = being therefore paleontology = being old

Let me point out that if your name appears in the files 38000 times, but the real number is actually 1 million, that means your name was redacted a million times

All right I’ll say it: that’s too many times

Chuck E Chop them off at the neck

he chuck e chose the left hand path

Listen to this. Not a penny more for this. Abolish and prosecute anyone who had anything to do with it.

sharing content you like is fine but claiming it's yours is weird bot behavior

This is how the "protest" looks to me

woke 2 implies the existence of me two

Oh my god

this says a lot about society

I'd be curious to see a comparison of the number of news articles about conservative backlash to Bad Bunny vs the Venezuelan invasion.

you typ= with .,. an epstein accent .

a private equity firm has purchased the united states

They're building concentration camps with my tax money Chuck. They're torturing children. They're murdering innocent people on the street. What are you doing.

car

This is the closest thing I've seen to real consequences for any American in the Epstein files

I feel like any comment I could make about this would put me on a list

the fact that the media gave more attention about whether or not Bad Bunny should be allowed to sing in Spanish than this is shameful

ok, I think we all need a dose of adorableness today like a NEWBORN GIRAFFE www.sltrib.com/news/2026/01...

the only thing I can tell you about his motives is that they are not pure

who called it a werewolf and not a haunt dog?

Just saw a commercial about plumbing and I swear he said something about replacing "haunted pipes"

[watching The Bone Temple] when's the boning start?

now that's the power of a union

When did media literacy get this bad?

An incredible turn of events here. 10/10, no notes. 😂

If I were Jake Paul and didn't want to get my ass beat, I would simply not disparage my neighbors to my millions of followers

“kid rock? isn’t that what they called epstein island?”

this administration is having trouble getting people to get vaccinated? how could this happen?

It's too early to think about what it means that Peter Thiel is inviting Clavicular to parties and paid his bail

They are saying Kid Rock handed his Grammy to lil’ Kyle Rittenhouse during the halftime show. (Not true. Kid Rock has never won a Grammy).

hey, you guys, I suspect this war movie might have some political messaging

bad bunny has a metric reggaeton of charisma

are you guys sad you missed this?

Kid Rock is like if the Garbage Pail Kids started a band

Hey can you move that sugarcane field real quick?