Yeah so apparently because I didn't cry at the Joseph Goebbels memorial pizza party sponsored by Pepsi Ice™️ they're giving me the chair.

Kenvue is gonna sue the administration so hard RFK's brain worm might get evicted

RFK can't even fucking read either. lmfao

IT CAN ONLY GOOD HAPPEN

IF A PERSON WITH HEP DELIVERS A BABY THE BABY CAN GET IT YOU STUPID FUCKIN CUNT

oh golly gee i hope this rotisserie roast pork done comes out good

fortune.com/2025/09/21/b... aww muffins, did pouring all your money into electing a nazi end up being bad for the economy?

that is technically a bicycle

Was R2-metoo a cum town bit

Geordi trying the Troi cake and then throwing his visor across the room like Jordan thee stallion

there are no nice women married to these terrible men. Melania Trump is a collaborator, not a hostage. Cheryl Hines is perfectly happy with her husband's 'car that smells like death from transporting roadkill home to put in his fridge to eat later' and she's absolutely fine with your child dying

Geordi trying the Troi cake and then throwing his visor across the room like Jordan thee stallion

doesn't matter. these fascist animals are going to force it.

yeah im a gamer

because it sucks?

www.dw.com/en/trump-tar... PROMISES MADE PROMISES KEPT

Every Oz episode: McManus: “you’re gonna join this improv crew GODDAMMIT!” Inmate of em city: “fuck you McManus” *Inmate murders the whole improv crew* McManus: “get outta my office!” Augustus spinning around in some contraption: “in plague ridden Europe, doctors had sex with the corpses…”

Call me Poo Bega the way I'm on diarrhea number five

Awoken from a dream where i was a vip at some super legit salumeria To spray hot diarrhea out my ass

Wow things are very shit! Have you realized how shit things have become?

hp lovecraft was probably right, elder gods definitely use slurs

new pedo glasses just dropped squarish frames with a double bridge are now cool

Repost this for a chance to make me smile...

my nephew sent me this, so glad someone with my genes is sane.

he's addicted to hospital food

at one time there was a guy named Weeb Ewbank

uh, wience fiction fuckin dumb ass

metaphors? baby shit. i'm on those metaphives

yearly checkup complete i am not in immediate danger of death

In America we must wear jeans and die for Mammon. ICE is everywhere. Flags run half mast for nazi blowhards. And more people are in jail than were ever incarcerated during the height of stalin’s periods of repression

Never register for a protest Never register for a protest Never register for a protest Never register for a protest Never register for a protest Never register for a protest Never register for a protest Never register for a protest Never register for a protest Never register for a protest

TWO MORE BLACK MEN FOUND HANGED FROM TREES… Ruled a SUICIDE. Suicide, my fucking ass. There is a goddamned EPIDEMIC OF LYNCHINGS in this country and they are CASUALLY COVERING IT UP. With the help of an EAGER to please media, of course. Sickening. www.clarionledger.com/story/news/2...

I never even checked to see if that word was real i just thought mel Brooks did a portmanteau of f*g and bagel No lie that's been my understanding of that word until now. It's never come up.

The Aeneid is a Greek Epic Poem about who had the tightest Aeneus

nazis were fascists, thanks for coming to my ted talk delete your fucking account.

guy who argues that the leviticus 19:19 and deuteronomy 22:11 weren't *actually* about mixed fabrics but rather *miscgenation*

punic wars were about who had the biggest punis

www.npr.org/2025/09/14/n... Ok, continue to worry. It's exactly as effective as praying.

Geordi's first crush was Mavis Beacon

that was a hell of a fight.

Diego Lopes walk on music is the kinda shit that Wes Anderson would use to introduce a family of WASPs

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

I'm going to become the Stuffler

tune in to UFC right when a guy gets hit in the balls, lmao

Republican Flip Flop

www.reuters.com/world/us/cha... No, i don't think i will.