If there is one thing my people know it's that you *do not*, under any circumstances, list children.

At least we can calm our nerves with hella cheap hotdogs 🌭

Costco said they're going to stop selling Xboxes. We're going to talk about the cost of Xboxes the way medieval Europeans talked about the value of roman coins

what if we kissed on the pretty freight machine

My CU is merging with another one at a point where I need to have action to not bounce multiple bills 😬 #MutualAid #helpsky #MAboost #BIPOCMA #blacksky #HelpFolksLive2025 Ten people got 50 bucks?

DAT ASS 😏🍑 www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMFNPdCV/

Route 66 decadent Mexican brunch steez www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMFNJyXK/ 🍜

A big round BUTT 🍑

🤔 now I'm wondering if anyone has attempted a certain flip of the Zombie concept (multiple rums & juices) that popped to mind: multiple whiskeys & different juices to make a "Country"/"Backwoods" Zombie?

Confounding the pigs by having your white friends chug a fuckton of Modelo for awhile 😎👍🏾

Holy shit they made it real

Omg 51 caliber is a DAMN HUGE bullet! Anywhere waist up & it's curtains 💀

Shoots the WHOLE bullet at you, fuck a casing. Fucks.

State-sanctioned child abuse

Customer: NORTH AMERICA MOTORSPORTS CHAPTER 22 GROUP A DMV: ASSMAN BACKWARDS Verdict: DENIED

Rocked up like wood in the morning Run through more wives than a Mormon Kick doors in dressed as a doorman Black from my hat to my toes, no mourning youtu.be/HgJ2zOWpAoc?...

Rephrasing the Confederacy apologist "War of Northern Aggression" crap to not only ignore the reason the secession states gave for splitting but to *lie* about their intentions knowing he is EASILY debunked by anyone who passed 3rd grade... Yup, that's right-wing "intellect" for ya 💀

further update about the specific mechanisms they want to use to attack anti-fascists (not just "antifa" but anti-fascists more broadly)

As per usual: no mention of political violence against Democrats. The armed man near Kavanaugh’s house who turned himself in becomes an “assassination attempt” while the actual assassination of Melissa Hortman not mentioned. Attacks on ICE facilities are political violence but not attacks on CDC.

Powergirl

Peterbilt builds all of its trucks under 33,000 lb GVW in Quebec. So does Kenworth. All of Freightliner and Mack's trucks for sale in the US are manufactured in the US, but both are subsidiaries of European manufacturing conglomerates (Daimler Truck AG and Volvo, respectively).

For just *once* in my life when I hear a car alarm go off I want it to be because someone's car is actually being broken into.

SILENT HILL f

Oof yeah its expensive, she injured herself, if you can spare me a buck it would be so helpful, I also have venmo, dm me Here our exam room selfie while we waited for the vet

Now do wage theft.

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I wanna see a crime flick where the Big Bad is a boss lady who looks like this & runs a powerful cartel. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMNTjSk3/

$845 TO GO RN URGENT - UTILITIES ALREADY SHUT OFF & BIWEEKLY RENT DUE TOMORROW. Disabled. Chronically ill. In SSDI appeals. No income until won. Can't work. Any combo ppl x $$ = $845 keeps them safe. Pls RS/QS. Pls do what you can. #HelpFolksLive2025

#MutualAid EMERGENCY!! 🆘🚨🆘 STILL NEED $845 RIGHT NOW!!! ONLY *ONE* MORE DAY LEFT TO PAY MY RENT!! EVICTION IMMINENT TOMORROW!! I'VE ALREADY LOST CRITICAL MAJOR SERVICES, WITH MORE TO FOLLOW! I CANNOT EMPHASIZE ENOUGH THE URGENCY HERE!! PLEASE HELP!! #MAV #HelpFolksLive2025 #Helpsky #Fundsky

1) I don’t think there should be advertisements for pharmaceuticals 2) I super duper don’t think Ozempic should have a little jingle going “oh! oh! oh! ohhhzempic”

"The Hut: worth the hike!"

it is actually fucking infuriating to have to read this shit from any of the handful of people who actually held the power to do this for 15 months

More people should be reading THE HIGHEST LAW IN THE LAND by @jesspish.bsky.social because it's silly to think the police will fight ICE

the gang triggers article v

"Bone" structure indeed...

Men: i'm experiencing a loneliness epidemic also men: we need to remove boys from all 'female-coded spaces' immediately

ひゃーーーContoさんのらんま！！！！ 小柄だけど恵体なライン、パツパツに張った服(大好きな裾が出てないバージョン)、勝ち気で多彩な表情… すべてが超好みでずっと見ていられます ありがとうございます…(^.^)(-.-)(__)

I'm available for private lessons (on zoom) on Max & Ableton, in areas such as: - composing electronic music - sound design & synthesis - algorithmic music and weird shit I'm a Senior Lecturer in Music & Sound Design at LSBU with 10+ years experience teaching at Goldsmiths, Brunel & Newcastle unis

dave matthews this is your chance for redemption, a weary city calls to you

I'm just going to say what we're all thinking: personal oaths of loyalty to Trump

Me after getting a flat tire coming out of the Popeye's drive-thru.

I’m a single disabled mom who needs help with rent that’s due the 1st as well as groceries for the end of the month All together I need $2703 Any help is appreciated!💜 PayPal: www.paypal.me/Coffinelf Cashapp: cash.app/$coffinkewpie Kofi: coffinfairy

My landlord does not accept late payments as I apparently maxed that out (when first unable to work) and he now will now not accept anything late or we will be evicted. I got this home for my kids and I when I was working two jobs but life has drastically changed but our need for our own space and

It's mind boggling that someone can notice the cost of living going up for years & then go vote Republican.

Propaganda works. The information was out there. All these people had to do was not take Trump at face value and they couldn’t even be bothered to do that.

When dreams come true... 😊 #cat #catday #bluesky #animals

people helpfully replying "Trump doesn't have the power to do that" in response to discussions about Trump literally in the process of doing those things

have not gotten any money in a day :( https://ko-fi.com/waitworry/goal?g=50 #mutualaid #transcrowdfund #disabilitycrowdfund

raising an extra $150 this month because I still have a week till I get disability money and food is too damn expensive #mutualaid #transcrowdfund #disabilitycrowdfund https://ko-fi.com/waitworry/goal?g=0

These scumbags will talk about gassing people they don't like and then act shocked when we call them fascists 😒 people.com/jesse-watter...