My "We don't allow bets on assassinations and murder" ad campaign has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the ad campaign

Guess the cheque cleared and now he's moved from "I disagree with Joanne" to "actually the trans people are the bad guys here".

Imagine claiming to be a Star Trek fan while expressing disdain for at least 90% of what Star Trek is (and always has been)

You'll give youself a tummy ache if you eat all that www.cnn.com/2026/03/30/e...

even Project 2025 was not even close to this deranged

Lobster eats crab — no butter required 🧈🦀🧈 Argentinian fans dubbed these rose-tinted crustaceans “Barbie lobsters,” and while that is not their scientific name, we are here for it! The team suspects they are Thymops birsteini, filmed at 538 m. Credit: ROV SuBastian / Schmidt Ocean Institute

Yknow its really interesting how people trying the whole death of the author argument to defend the wizardslop always cite long dead artists as examples. Its always “oh can you still enjoy Picasso?! Or Wagner??” Never can you still enjoy Neil Gaiman. Almost like They Know hmmmm

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Reason #435435343446574579998383488466811234078 not to use A.I.

Need a break from the chaos and madness? Oh my, do I have a brain-melting JWST image for you. Behold, the Red Spider Nebula! badastronomy.beehiiv.com/p/the-red-sp... 🔭 🧪

Winter is Cumming

This. The dream of the 90s is dead. Cheap rent enables every kind of creative work and nothing else can substitute for it.

thank god i found it again

If you’re in line to block bsky’s ai bullshit stay in line!

Who needs to do spycraft anymore?

I think this is pretty funny but then I might be biassed

“If you’re gay or transgender, I love you. And if anybody gives you shit, tell ‘em Charles said fuck you.”

No, fuck off.

So dinner tonight was inedible. Not dangerously so as normal for around here. This one was more like a sitcom trying to show somebody can't cook. I want you to imagine chunk canned tuna and celery mixed into nacho cheese sauce on a hamburger bun served slightly chilled.

I'm doing my part!

Here's one way to speak to Bluesky developers who are pretty determined not to listen

try and imagine a bigger W as an academic

Clavicular gets lawmogged and justicemaxxed

Universal Basic Income works. It works extremely well because what people need is cash, trust, and dignity, not paternalistic bureaucratic hoops to jump through to exist. And yes we can afford it because the lack of it is very costly. UBI should be seen as an investment with a large expected return.

If I said "Hey, give me a dollar to tell you a joke" and then I took all of the dollars people gave me and paid someone to punt a baby, would you give me more dollars or would you tell everybody I was a fucking sicko that paid people to punt babies? That's Harry Potter now. Simple enough for you?

What about live assholes people dropped like a hot brick? Nobody had any problems ditching Neil Gaiman or Orson Scott Card and forgetting they exist no matter how important they were to their childhoods. At this point, y'all just want to be transphobic yet not get treated like you're transphobic.

No sodas and candy for the icky poors because they need to eat healthy, says the man who got brain parasites eating roadkill bear.

Food policing poor families isn't a win for nutrition--it's a loss for dignity and joy. As Brea Perry and I find in our research (see reply), low-income parents buy food treats for their kids because they want their kids to feel happy and normal--and they can't afford to do so in bigger ways.

Disney's Robin Hood strikes again

@attie.ai, for those who wanna press the funny buttons too

Counterpoint: There is a Muppet. Tim Curry.

imagine the Pope personally calling you a fake bitch who's going to hell lol

I can't find a source yet, but multiple people are saying that OpenAI bailed on their $71 billion deal with SKHynix to purchase 40% of the world's RAM supply last minute.

My government told me that there was a housing crisis. So, I asked how many homeless people there are, they told me they don’t know, they keep going to property conferences to get more landlords, so I said it sounds like you’re just feeding the social contract to landlords.

Reminded of the fact the Roman Republic and Roman Empire tried to invade Persia seven times, failing each time.

if they don't do the funniest thing i swear to god,

Look I’m an old leftist punk that brawled with nazi skins and I have literally nothing in common with these people but when I see a soccer mom with a Trans Kids Belong sign screaming FUCK ICE at the top of her lungs I whole heartedly welcome my unlikely new comrade

Me blocking someone...

BTW there's an account on here that posts a different Everett True cartoon every day @everetttrue.bsky.social

They look like they've just been informed their credit card was declined while at the spa.

52 years ago on March 27, 1974, 'The Rockford Files" starring James Garner premiered as a TV movie on NBC.

Cats are obligate carnivores but are completely convinced they are actually omnivores. They're like "no you are wrong, our ancestors clearly made sandwiches out of their prey, check the fossil record"

They charged $250 per person!!!!!

Protip: tell them about the time you got arrested for littering. Easy out.

“Why are you banging your head against the wall?” asked Frog. “I hope that if I bang my head against the wall, it will help me to think of a story,” said Toad.

Los Angeles citizens chasing ICE thugs I have a feeling we'll be seeing more of this. People are fed up.

Side note: Insofar as there are any normative beliefs about aliens, the idea that aliens are actually demons isn't a typical Christian belief, even among Catholics: the Vatican's astronomer maintains alien life is plausible, and doesn't contradict faith. religionnews.com/2014/12/03/m...

Sounds good, if you’re not gonna DO something, get the fuck outta the way.

Oh, come ON