My government told me that there was a housing crisis. So, I asked how many homeless people there are, they told me they don’t know, they keep going to property conferences to get more landlords, so I said it sounds like you’re just feeding the social contract to landlords.

Reminded of the fact the Roman Republic and Roman Empire tried to invade Persia seven times, failing each time.

if they don't do the funniest thing i swear to god,

Look I’m an old leftist punk that brawled with nazi skins and I have literally nothing in common with these people but when I see a soccer mom with a Trans Kids Belong sign screaming FUCK ICE at the top of her lungs I whole heartedly welcome my unlikely new comrade

Me blocking someone...

Other ways to help me out: You can also donate directly through Ko-fi ko-fi.com/gamerstavern If you want to buy me something to help me, I have an Amazon wishlist for snacks, drinks, etc. www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/... I also have a game wishlist on Steam store.steampowered.com/wishlist/id/...

BTW there's an account on here that posts a different Everett True cartoon every day @everetttrue.bsky.social

They look like they've just been informed their credit card was declined while at the spa.

52 years ago on March 27, 1974, 'The Rockford Files" starring James Garner premiered as a TV movie on NBC.

Cats are obligate carnivores but are completely convinced they are actually omnivores. They're like "no you are wrong, our ancestors clearly made sandwiches out of their prey, check the fossil record"

They charged $250 per person!!!!!

Protip: tell them about the time you got arrested for littering. Easy out.

“Why are you banging your head against the wall?” asked Frog. “I hope that if I bang my head against the wall, it will help me to think of a story,” said Toad.

Los Angeles citizens chasing ICE thugs I have a feeling we'll be seeing more of this. People are fed up.

Side note: Insofar as there are any normative beliefs about aliens, the idea that aliens are actually demons isn't a typical Christian belief, even among Catholics: the Vatican's astronomer maintains alien life is plausible, and doesn't contradict faith. religionnews.com/2014/12/03/m...

Sounds good, if you’re not gonna DO something, get the fuck outta the way.

Oh, come ON

Discworld QOTD, from Eric

Shrimp.

This is every video about any long running series "Why does thing I played when I was child not feel same as when I was child???" Because you are almost 30 That's the answer, sorry

Why was this ever allowed?! Polygraph tests are not a lie detector, they're a STRESS detector. Can you see how reliving a traumatic experience would come up with a majority of false negatives?

I swear to god half of these statements are because they can’t get their CEOs to stop fucking around with ChatGPT and making demands based on the hallucinations.

Welp. There goes all my excitement for that game, which sucks because I love The Expanse. So pissed at these slophounds.

“The athletes who’ll actually be barred are cis women who’ve never heard of the SRY gene.” LOUDER

after much deliberation and giving AI the benefit of the doubt, Wikipedia editors have had enough of AI slop. New policy bans LLM generated content, periodt www.404media.co/wikipedia-ba...

transmisogyny is just misogyny with extra steps. it was always about controlling how we define women so that they fit a profile consistent with cishetero men's desires and "gender critical" feminists played right into it. now any woman who doesn't look "feminine enough" is in the crosshairs.

The internet owes you this moment.

Patel: Hey, this email says it can make my tiny, tiny penis bigger. FBI Assistant Director of Cyber: *looks up in a panic* Sir, no! Patel: Oh, there's nothing in it.

They're not black, they're not holes...is everything a lie?

Who can't just buy an EV to help with the fuel costs - poor people. Who can't just get solar panels & a battery to help with energy costs - poor people. Who can't stockpile food to help with rising costs - poor people See a pattern? The poor always suffer most & can afford it least #auspol

"There's a reason why there are men's and women's sports." Yes, because men get pissy when they're beaten by a girl and will immediately segregate any previously co-ed sport to prevent it from happening again.

I FINALLY got to field Super Shredder without my opponent immediately countering or exiling him. He turned into a 9/9 in ONE turn and won me the game. It was so much fun watching my opponent do the mental math of what sacrificing food tokens to stay alive meant next round! #WOTCstaff

Chatbot shopping isn't going well... www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRr9...

(Dont know who originally did this, but its too good not so share) BTW: His children are also bad.

me, a southerner from the gulf coast:

Cozy time #deer

Frank Herbert's Dune

🎵 corn is a shitty solar panel 🎶 leahy.substack.com/p/how-solar-...

We told our kiddo about the layoff today. She was upset, her dad working on Fortnite has been a big deal for her the past 5yrs, watching him play and seeing characters she knows get added and become playable. And then she said, "It's ok, dad, I'll help you find a new job. We'll work together."

Good news: Nurse aide came to check vitals. I explained my situation. He seemed to actually give a shit and wanted to find a temp solution. After a few not great ideas, they found a foam wedge in the training room and got it under me so I'm propped up about 30 degrees. Which is enough to drink.

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That’s what bugs me about this the most. Do you still buy Bill Cosby records? Because this is that level of bad, and if her target were anyone other than trans people I wouldn’t even need to say that.

Things are grim out there so take a deep cleansing breath and watch 60 seconds of bear cubs gambolling around adorably.

'wait when did chuck tingle get political?'

They broke my bed. It won't move anymore. So I'm laying completely flat. I can't breathe well in this position, it hurts my back, my head feels weird, and I won't be able to eat, drink, or take medications until they can get me back in a sitting position.

Musketeer d'Artagnan's remains believed found under Dutch church How the Hell did I never know that d'Artagnan was a real person???

I wish I lived in a functioning country...

Thread of non-English Wikipedia articles about slang/idioms!!! Here's “Ketchupeffekt” from Swedish Wikipedia. They're all autotranslated to English in my browser

Octopus playing Now You See Me, Now You Don't: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsi...