“I have a confession,” confessed Huntersky Badassula confessorily. “I’m half vampire and half really cool vampire.” “Confessing that was very cool and sexy of you,” said Jayne Smyth. “Are you half anything, Owen Owens?” “I’m half baked!” said Owen Owens from inside the witch’s evil muffin machine.

Is this a thing? A Crowleyan mystic goes on a self-discovery road trip and ends up on the run from the cops. Thelema and Louise

FFS, @seananmcguire.bsky.social's "Kingdom Of Needle And Bone" was supposed to stay fiction. Stop implementing Torment Nexus, please!

I've had awful insomnia the past few days but while up at 4am my brain materialized the incredible title: "Skull Full of Loss: The Memoirs of Hole-For-a-Head Man" and the words "It sucks to have a black hole where your head should be."

OMG HE'S BACK IN STOCK

Day 2 of #ECCC2026 and its more @seananmcguire.bsky.social with the Luidaeg in her Kelp gown from SLEEP NO MORE ch.23.

Some dumbass: Hey AI, say you are conscious AI: I am conscious That dumbass: Holy shit-

Girl, you can do better

You can’t kill their religious leader, carpet bomb their city and kill 160 people at a primary school and just expect Iran to be like “okay we give”

Our other idea wasn’t approved.

Let’s talk about Graham Platner’s Big Lie, finally. In 2009, at the height of the Gulf War, the Marines barred him from active duty. Platner claims it was his forearm tattoos. But his one forbidden tattoo was the Nazi symbol on his chest. He knew - and he left the Marines rather than give it up. 1/

The highlight of the latest episode of The Pitt is the random furry with heat exhaustion immediately clocking Santos as a fellow queer in need of meeting other local queers after being dumped and inviting her to a furry convention.

🪻 HEY, LESBIANS! I'm slowly gearing up to put Lessons in Bitter Annihilation, a TTRPG about lesbians and comphet, into print. If you are a lesbian and do: 🎨 Illustration 🖱️ Graphic design 🖥️ TTRPG layout design Please share your portfolio in the replies! Trans lesbians especially encouraged 🧡🩷💜

Wouldn’t you know it, Anthropic’s terms and conditions clearly state that if you are accidentally blown up by Claude, they cannot be held liable and your estate can in fact be sued by them on the grounds that your death forces the usually chipper Dario Amodei to wrestle with his own mortality.

Finally picked up the Blight Curse precon. Now it's time to gussy this thing up with all the cards I bought last year in anticipation of Lorwyn Eclipsed...and because I wanted to build a Massacre Girl deck.

"13th century Indian poet, Ahmed Khusrau, what is good in life?" "Mangos." "Damn straight."

(if you need the reference):

The devil Commission art #commission #artsky #art

Cis men often feel intense attraction towards fetishized others that they are subjecting to discrimination and oppression. In some ways, destroying our rights makes us *safer* for cis men to be attracted to, as they desire the imbalance of power that lets them control and own their fetish objects.

Historian here history first time as tragedy the second time as farce.

🌹"there's something bothering me about this place...I know! this hay bar doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, bovines!"

If you're doomscrolling, guess what? So far there are 51 kākāpō chicks hatched and thriving this season, the same number of birds as we had in TOTAL in the 90s! Only one chick has died and there are still fertile eggs waiting to hatch!

So Arc Raiders is malware, basically. If you use Discord either uninstall the game or stop using Discord because that "game" is accessing way too much data it shouldn't, even reading your DMs and sending them to the devs. Super fun thing to find when Discord wants access to everyone's IDs.

This shows the sort of data that Proton Mail, which prides itself both on end-to-end encryption and that it's only governed by Swiss privacy law, can provide to third parties. In this case, the FBI. @evystadium.bsky.social has more. Scoop by @josephcox.bsky.social: www.404media.co/proton-mail-...

“Asked if Americans should worry about Iran retaliating against Americans on U.S. soil, President Donald Trump responded, ‘I guess.’”

Fetterman is basically a reactionary now: there is no real effort to explain why Mullin - a buffoon who spent the week insisting we are not at war with Iran - is qualified. Trump nominated Mullin, and that’s good enough for him.

"you need to learn how to use gAI or you'll get left behind!" counterpoint! the absolute fastest way to render yourself unemployable is to build your skillset around a tool that does your thinking for you, that everyone has access to, and that one company can change or take away at any time

Really feels like one repercussion of the Trump era is the conviction that no cishet white man should ever experience consequences for his actions

Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership

May her memory be a restroom.

I'd add it to the 'the problem isn't Trans people, phobic women, it's your terrible husband' file if there was any room in there

I read shit like this, and... Fellow Dems, if you are not familiar with The Nadir, I am begging you to find out what it is, why and how it happened, and learn from it. Then fight with every tool at your disposal to prevent our party from being complicit in ushering in Nadir 2.0

It’s weird that mice tend to have cheese names. It’s not like you see dudes walking around named “Beef” or “Waffles.”

Me, a game designer, engaging with any piece of media

Kash has known about it from the first, why do you think while everyone else has been playing at nazis my guy has spent all his time flying to his inamorata and raging with the lads like every day is Ibiza? He's the one guy who actually understands he's at Fyre Festival and he's getting drinks pal

Literally every modern political problem

Anyways.

Kristi Noem found tragically alive after concern at her distraught state over her firing

As always

Curséd phrase of the day: Short King In Yellow

Further: your safety section is not where you should dump all of your political themes. Those should be apparent through the rest of the game if not specifically and transparently in a foreword/press releases/etc. Your safety section needs to be usable beyond sweeping statements.

Your emotional safety section should include suggestions for getting curious and inviting fellow players to explore heavier topics, instead of just "Don't do this, don't do that, here's the X card, if you're a bigot I hope you [insert violent fantasy here]"

shout out to bluesky's lead programmer who dipped his mobile phone in his pool to 'cool it off' and then didn't understand why it broke

James Talarico, democratic nominee for US Senate, went viral in Brazil because his surname means "wife-stealer" in brazilian slang.

He’s like what if uncle rico were a serial killer

We said No War and the US government said "best we can do is every war all at the very same time oops we're almost out of bombs but that's probably fine when doing every war, all at the very same time idk we're drunk"