Me, 3 weeks later: *setting fire to the tent, kicking Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries back into the inferno*

Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’

some other familiar grocery store names that are brands for producer-owned agricultural co-ops: Blue Diamond Bob's Red Mill Land O'Lakes Tillamook Welch's

I see the “technically it’s ephebophelia” crowd is out today, so just a reminder that A) this is NOT a case where technically correct is the best kind of correct and B) the minute you say this, the gods dump you in the “irredeemable creeper” basket and wash their hands thoroughly after touching you.

why would releasing the pedophile club files make him a lame duck president, what are you implying here John

Finished a Pilot token commission for a friend! It was fun to get to play around in the Sothera system again, despite this not *technically* being canon to the #MTGEOE story [ #mtg #magicthegathering #mtgart #mtgfanart ]

We will never see the like of Hammer Man again. And that is sad.

when I hear Starmer speak about immigration and race he's spitting in the face of the Labour voters I knew growing up in Manchester, who put themselves on the line against the National Front - and often the police - in the 1970s and 1980s.

You probably seen this relevant comic but just in case:

dear trans siblings: you can improve your mental health 10x by just not being on twitter! No, flexing your transition progress on transphobes isnt a dub, nor is ratio'ing them or debating them. You are just exposing yourself to horrid stuff for no reason. You deserve better :v

A good reminder that danmei might be really cool in the surface, but it's absolute hell for the authors.

🟠2nd best casting we never got

And yet they comply when Saudi or UAE ask them to www.theverge.com/2024/9/4/242...

Brief 🧵

@milo-bravo.bsky.social The Toronto Zoo has two komodo dragons now, so that emu that stalked you around that one time is no longer the most dangerous dinosaur descendent there.

idk why but doing reintroductions so! hi! I'm Preeti, I'm a writer -- comics, books, podcasts -- and here are some of the things I've written!

Big fan of the recent commander ruling around hybrid mana that lets Evelyn go into mono Black, Rakdos, Mardu, and Dimir decks instead of being confined to Grixis. She does numbers in vampire decks of all kinds and should be an auto-include for vampire kindred.

I probably sound like a broken record, but I cannot wait for this AI bubble to burst, I want to see the architects of this tech to be taken for every penny by those whose artwork they stole for training data, and I want those tools to cease function and be confined to the same memory hole as NFTs.

Yes. That's because that was terrorism. ICE are terrorists.

Ok, so Canada Post has 4 weeks to get my latest @cardkingdom.com order to me (and they'd better not lose it like the last time! Thankfully was only a $20ish order last time so I didn't lose too much money) so I can build an Alesha deck for Trans Library commander night next month!

He's the sports jersey pope now. 1000 years from now historians will be going through the Vatican archives trying to figure out who the Charlotte Hornets were.

sideburns being named after general burnsides sounds like one of those apocryphal folk legends except it's true. They're literally named after this guy

I made a scarier version of my MtG commander so he can intimidate my opponents

No doubt @sharkabytes.bsky.social and @retroblastpod.com will get a REAL KICK out of this. Secret of Evermore 1995 SNES US Commercial from Squaresoft/Square-Enix. Real anime on MTV vibes from this stunning and fluid ad. Wicked.

Also: www.theguardian.com/us-news/arti...

“If you're arguing against us while using our language, we're winning." –GW Bush advisor Matt Dowd as the proto-fascist “war on terror” raged

A nice obituary for Alice, who was going to be recognized as one of The Post 50. I hate that we now have to live without this phenomenal woman. #GiftLink wapo.st/49WOdx1

"I'm going to put toxic yaoi in the sfw channels..."

what the world needs is more lesbian crime thrillers

The party bus became The Enemy and the FF6 precon beat me into the ground. Squirrels got beat by a tier 4 Omnath deck. But I met a friendly orange boy who was VERY interested in the smells of Mewt and The Floof about my bag.

Dems should promise not only to prosecute the Trump family for enriching themselves at the expense of the country but also to use the tools of government to seize the wealth they’ve illegally accrued during his presidential terms. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/15/w...

Kash Patel says people who track his gov jet usage are “dangerous and cowardly.” So here’s how to track it…

Went to the post office to buy stamps and made a joke about how empty it was since we’re so close to the holidays, and the person working the counter said “yeah no one is shipping stuff because no one has money right now” Dark, but very true

steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back

3 votes for Squirrels! Next up: Deck 3! Ob Nixilis Ping has a vote. This deck is tier 3 but probably hits hard enough for tier 4.

There is a Mysterious Lump in my bed. WHAT COULD IT BE?

Ottawa Trans Library is hosting a Commander Night so OF COURSE I'm bringing the Lesbian Vampire Polycule Party Bus. But I'm gonna bring two more decks. HELP ME CHOOSE! -Squirrels -Ramos Spellslinger -Ob Nixilis ping -Slivers -Ria Ivor poison -Literally just an unsleeved never played precon

Saturdays are for snoozing.

Come to iDoll! Use iDoll to customize your own incarnation of the deity of your choice! Sign up now for iDoll's premium "Golden" level, so you can pray to a Golden iDoll!

Isn't there a commandment about this? Like...it was a whole thing. Moses did a speech about it.

Silicon Valley, 1990s: Free and open access to all the world’s knowledge will usher a new utopian age of information! Silicon Valley, 2025:

Hold up

Open AI loses copyright case in Germany. Judge Elke Schwager summarized the case saying that if you want to build something and need components, "then you purchase them and do not use the property of others."

The idea that the DNC ran so many campaigns joining GOP in throwing trans people under the bus when they KNEW about the international child arape ring the GOP was running with Epstein. 🤬🤬😡😡

Old, disabled transfemine swordswomen with cursed prosthetics is definitely something I should write&draw more comics about.

Sword ladies !!

5-drop Friday, you say? Marina doesn't get enough love. Sure, she's super specialized and her standard deck archetype is "every Room and Fear from Duskmourn" but also...COME ON! This girl accidentally doomed her whole plane! Let her have a treat!