Of course its when I leave town that I FINALLY look up Starfield space ship build guides and realize that, no, my ship DOESN'T need 800+ fuel. I have done SO MUCH tinkering with the Razorleaf and I have only now realized that I wasted a bunch of credits. Also ship needs more guns.

my kindergartner just told me “math is all around us” like sundays aren’t scary enough

THIS PEST WANTS TO SEE YOU IN THE FUCKIN PIT BLEECHHH* 🤘 *Insert breakdown here

My favorite part about posting alters different places is when I get the one person that says stuff like "unplayable imho." Blech doesn't give a FUCK. Nor do I.

Running the most advanced simulation software to figure out how Reality Fracture will go down

scientists gave cocaine to salmon and they wrote the best fuckin screenplay ever dude like check this shit out it's totally fire

How would you feel about a new episode of commodoreHustle? Normally I’d say only if you behave and finish all your peas and carrots, but it’s already live on YouTube, so peas and carrots be damned! youtu.be/J_RoInwddXk

One day, pop pop said he was going out to get a cartridge of maple blueberry waffle flavored vape juice and caffeinated muscle milk and never came home.

Enemies to lovers

I am not a conspiracy theorist and am not becoming one. None of this adds up though. His 'made for tv' brain-much like those commercials that run in the wee hours of the night-w/all the cinematic qualities that only a 'guy from queens' could muster, the 'on the cheap' production values..

They never want to talk about the guns. Ever. Under any circumstances.

Others have already made the more salient criticisms so I'm just going to take the opportunity to say that I'm fucking annoyed that this thing genderfucky lesbians have been doing for ages is being remarketed as a way for women to still be sexually available to men post-menopause.

this is what all the social media in the Purge movies looks like

What’s not well known is that before 1970 treatment for ADHD was starting to get quite decent. And the press suddenly had a moral panic about Ritalin and it pretty much ended. The mostly women of Gen X and early millennials who got missed are called the lost generation for ADHD diagnosis.

Trans rights are human rights, but conversely human rights are trans rights, because if you allow them to dismantle trans people's human rights you let them set out a clear pathway for them to dismantle other people's human rights, and that's a genie that can't be put back in the toothpaste tube

Just a reminder that past motives for assassination attempts have included: "because the ghost of William McKinley told me to," "to save the trees" and "to impress Jodie Foster."

This seems like a good time to launch my Kickstarter for a Web Series called Slam Duck, a show about a Duck who loves Basketball.

Look, what does the song *specifically say* about whose business this is?

Kash Patel finding out his girlfriend was holding another man's hand hiding at the White House Correspondents' dinner wasn't on my bingo card for tonight.

That’s just Kamigawa (Neon Dynasty)

I bought a French duck I was going to cook in a Cantonese-style barbecue sauce; but the duck escaped, covered me in the glaze, and forced me into the oven. I was hoisined by my own canard

Saw this meme and I did it. Opening line to Neuromancer.

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I love that Segante in Omens of Chaos is a trans man without trauma around being trans; no his big issue is that if he skews Green his dad will disown him for being a doctor. "Son, I'm fine with you being trans, but no child of mine is going to be so degenerate as to study MEDICINE."

has she had, you know. the surgery. (arms replaced with mantis scythes)

Need to write sometjimg about the Adventurous Eater trying Squee's infamously offensive cooking.

A truly under-examined aspect of the past 18 months is how much events have been driven by people treating one of the narrowest elections of my lifetime as though it was 1984.

"When you can buy your way out of any mistake, when you can fire anyone who disagrees with you, when your social circle consists entirely of people who need something from you, the basic mechanism by which humans learn that other people are real goes dark."

A big difference between liberal regimes and authoritarian populist ones like Trump-MAGA is former treats the whole polity as citizens while latter treats the opposition as despised enemies of the Real People, but right populists must obscure this so they invent fake persecution at the hands of libs

No clip has ever captured the essence of born again Christians quite like this

A generation of children who will never experience the warmth of being lulled to sleep by their father, high on cocaine, retelling the plot of Alligator as if it actually happened to him

When I saw this cover, I yelled “HOLY SHIT!” and while I have been sitting on this news because of NDA for a VERY long time, I am very proud to finally make it my lock screen.

Artist! Quote with your woman art!

Happy anniversary of this not happening

Why are you trans? (wrong answers only) My planeswalker manifested dread and waited 34 years to pay my casting cost.

It's not hyperbole in the least to say Musk purchased a six-month shadow presidency for $280 million and used the power of that shadow presidency to 1. Steal the government’s data, 2. Permanently damage the state’s ability to regulate his businesses, and 3, kill non-white people.

everything in american politics boils down to this

Marcelo Cassaro, a brazilian writer and editor, interviewed him in 2004 and asked why he likes giant mechas. Tomino answered: "I don't like giant mechas. I like political dramas. But the anime needed sponsorship and to sell toys. So, I made political drama with giant mechas"

Magica Riot has arrived on Bandcamp. Get yourself a loud and angry queer rights song, name your own price…including free if you want! magicariot.bandcamp.com/track/burn-u...

I am now wondering: What Strixhaven college would Miss Frizzle belong to? She has aspects of Quandrix, Witherbloom, and Lorehold especially, less so Prismari and Silverquill. "Take chances, make mistakes, get messy" definitely tilts more Witherbloom or Lorehold... Opinions?

This isn't the Magica Riot album I've teased but it's the first step! This is a brand new mix and master of "Burn Us Down" done by @rowanchurch.bsky.social for Magica Riot purposes!