“you've been kidnapped, the characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to save you, who's coming to save you?” well this is fortuitous

ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...

did I ever tell y’all about that Thanksgiving my mama went to the hotel to beat up my auntie because she felt like my aunt hadn’t helped enough with my dying grandfather and the hotel room got trashed but my uncle, who’d slept with both of my aunts and my mama, managed to de-escalate happy holidays

my Cousin Dossie makes a great apple crumb cake but a terrible apple stack cake (dryer than an ancient tomb) she never told us which one she‘d bring so my whole family would enlist in a months’ long psyop of “boy I sure love your apple CRUMB cake” in an attempt to save dessert and Dossie’s feelings

they don’t like being confronted with their mistreatment of us, so they declare the vocal autistics Not Autistic Enough to Have Opinions and the nonspeakers Too Autistic to Have Opinions I’ve been in both categories, I know firsthand there’s no way to win the “prove you’re a real autistic” game

“who are you?” “explorers in the further regions of experience, Charlie Brown”

Thinking of making a horror movie about a man who keeps discovering 12-inch rulers in his home. It's a found footage film.

a movie that takes place where you’re from 🦝🪕

I am begging everyone who is autistic or cares about autistic people 2boost this signal & hold authorities in Houston, TX accountable: Emmanuel Gonzales Garcia the autistic teen still being held in federal custody for No. Good. Reason. #AutisticTeenInCustody www.houstonchronicle.com/opinion/edit...

If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features." There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.

A WARRIOR FEARS NOTHING, NOT EVEN ASKING FOR HELP.

It has always been so obvious that the backlash to MeToo isn’t about whether the abuse is happening but whether people are allowed to want it to stop

this is my vacation home

JD Vance is (unfortunately) in East Tennessee and he hasn’t killed a pope but he did put a cop in critical condition www.wbir.com/article/news...

I am aware that you can get banned for hurting the moderators’ feelings on this site, but you know what? suck my cock like my daddy always taught me to say, I’ve been kicked out of better places than this one

i am saddled with the thought of how different our world would be if we believed women.

look at those faces. they don’t know about fascism (couple of crochet animals requested by kids)

gonna go crochet a triceratops for a kid since I can’t practically pull off a V for Vendetta

the news takes me back to my teenage years, when I was a victim to men just like those in power please hold them accountable it is a terrible thing, for one’s worst pain to be viewed as insignificant, necessary, amusing justice, finally justice, could mean so much to survivors

sometimes when the cats are meowing about their empty food bowls I use active listening on them "MAUR" "I hear you, it can be very hard having to wait"

I went to the dentist for the fifth time in my life, and I discovered that I have never had a cavity— what I thought was my first cavity was in fact an easily removed stain because the universe was like "no I fucked this one up bad, lemme even things out a bit, hand me a good pair of choppers"

the people in charge of our country are depraved devourers of children

hating JD Vance is my duty as a poor white Appalachian, and I feed on his misfortune like a vampire

excellent! a curse on him and his kin a bad day for JD Vance is a good day for me

my neighborhood is quite blue, but you can still spot the occasional middle class republican out voting today, wearing a cardigan and leather shoes with no socks, looking like a middle-aged business major

I continue to wonder when Americans will decide enough is enough. As Frederick Douglass reminds us: “The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppress.”

Teen Vogue has become a top-tier political journalism authority and doing this the day before election day is just cruel.

there is no such thing as "someone else's child"

I know children who are already impacted by the lack of food stamps, who are hungry tonight, unsure what they will eat tomorrow, and I wish great suffering and anguish upon the people who did this to them and I wish I could feed them all but I can't it shatters my heart

one of my most distinct memories from living in a shelter (at age 19) is coming home from a long day of school and manual labor and having nothing to eat but a can of creamed corn, nothing to eat it out of but a mug, and no utensils but a plastic fork “why don’t you just” is such an ugly phrase

axolotl

Lynda Barry always hits me right in the gut

And to be blunt, if death ever were to be conquered, it would be the darkest day in all of human history. We NEED death, we require it. Death ends empires, topples kings from their thrones, death enables change and growth and renewal. Death prevents endless stagnation. Memento Mori, friends.

Johnny says Happy Halloween Eve!

Frog put the cookies in a box. “There,” he said. “Now we will not eat any more cookies.” “But we can open the box,” said Toad. “That is true,” said Frog.

one of the things I love best about Halloween is how there's no designated time to start trick or treating, it's like this tension mounting until the first people trickle out, and then suddenly everyone is out there doing this little ritual to ward off evil spirits 🎃

have I mentioned that I hate JD Vance

this one's called "Stage Fright," I made it for my opera singer friend

when I was a kid I would carve my Polly Pockets furniture— armchairs, canopy beds, bathtubs— out of cheap bar soap instead of buying accessories from the store as an adult I realized... wait I have a massive Lego collection now

someone just asked me "are you some kind of Appalachian fairy?" and I was like no it's the autism

it is "totally reasonable and acceptable" for me, as an Appalachian, to look at JD Vance and say "that man should not live on the same planet as me"

Grokipedia proves you can get everything you want and still be a thin-skinned, childish, anti-factual piece of shit.

nobody lives forever pointing that out for no particular reason

“you can only call your parents’ siblings ‘aunt’” is such a profoundly northern white folk sentiment, do you know how many “aunts,” “uncles,” and “cousins” we got down here?

Oh, just a caterpillar that keeps all the husks it shed from its head when it was smaller as a kind of elaborate hat … because why wouldn’t you? Congratulations to Georgina Steytler, who just won a wildlife photography award for this extraordinary image! www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...

kitten calling his friend to say that he thinks there is a demon in his house, but the friend didn’t care because this kitten is a big liar

"I'm eating the food of my people" "pinto beans and cornbread?" "no the food of my OTHER people" *gestures autistically* "ah I see, macaroni and chicken nuggets"

I’m going to start using this negative comment from youtube as my morning affirmation, actually.