Jade watching her dad team up with Kyle Rayner:

Guess Jan doesn’t want a job at DC.

oh shit i probably should’ve done something for bi visibility day

All of the Robins’ favorite Mountain Dew flavors: Dick likes classic cream, Jason likes Baja Ranch Blast, Tim likes Arctic Crunch, Stephanie likes Tiger Explosion, Damian like Unflavored, and Duke likes Mournful Echo.

I always forget that Black Knight is technically a science guy even though his whole gimmick is “has a magic sword.”

Welcome in the Fall season by checking out my cozy gothic mystery series, where queer kids solve occult crimes. Find the Deephaven Mysteries wherever you get books!

Rita DeMara: Ha ha ha, I’ve stolen Hank Pym’s Yellowjacket suit! Now to use its powers to escape! Rita DeMara: oh no my fear of shrinking

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE HAPPY HELLO SUNSHINE DAY!! ☀️☀️☀️

Kyle Rayner, you have the ability to overcome great fear. Welcome to the Green Lantern Corps.

There is not enough therapy in the world for Chris Halliwell

They’re witches, Harold

Third son: Great. My brothers got Dad’s fortune and property and all I got was this cat Puss-in-Boots: I have a plan to get you great riches. Take off your clothes. Third son: …okay. Puss-in-Boots: HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS GUY’S DICK third son: damnnit why does this keep happening to me

Prince Charming: I must find the one who fits this magic jockstrap! Bring it to every confirmed bachelor in the land and I shall marry the one it fits! Butler: You don’t remember what his face looked like? Prince Charming: it wasn’t that kind of party

Witch: Eat up, boy. Time to fatten you up. Hansel: Are you a pervert? You sound kind of like a pervert. Witch: I’m planning on cooking and eating you. Gretel: That wasn’t a no.

Who do you think has punched more dudes in the nards, Wolverine or Batman?

Simpsons quotes you could also use during an orgy

Rogue: I’m trying with this Avengers Unity Squad thing but it feels like all we do is have the same fight over and over again. Emma Frost: Have you considered having group sex? Rogue: You think that would help us get along? Emma Frost: No, but it would probably make the fights more interesting.

The Boys (2019)

This is probably the point where you should’ve started reconsidering some of your life choices, Hank.

Trip trap trip trap

Just watched the first episode of Haunted Hotel. I’m enjoying it so far! Good writing, a little heavy on the exposition but it is a pilot. And the animation is…pretty bad. But it’s a lot of fun so far.

Look, the main thing I want to get out of the Transformers/Fast and the Furious crossover is Optimus Prime sticking Vin Diesel up his butt. I don’t feel like that’s a big ask.

I deleted my old sorcerer character in BG3 and created a new one. He’s exactly like my old one except his rolls are way worse.

Probably going to have to reupload this with a couple of those handy “i consent” stickers I’ve seen floating around. also man The Summoner gets real horny like two comics in

Decided to celebrate us being able to post our own gifs now by doing a little Jean Grey doodle animation

Jean Grey: It’s called pegging, Scott. Scott Summers: Logan isn’t a strap-on, Jean. Jean Grey: I mean, he’s not NOT a strap-on.

I saw a couple of negative reviews for Date Everything that were like “you’re not going to enjoy this game if you don’t buy into the premise,” which, yeah?

Doing a Batman thread for Batman Day. Batman!

A longer peek at my lastest original short comic 🦇💔

I've added two more prizes to the list of things people can win, if they donate to my @play.breakthrought1d.org fundraising campaign! 1. Horrified: American Monsters, a boardgame featuring America's cryptids. 2. Glown-in-dark Ghost Train metal dice set (currently only available for Crooked Moon-

Messed up somewhere and got the Friends ending with The Hanks in Date Everything. Guess I’ll just have to be satisfied with the five other people I’m dating in that game.

NPR.

I’m making the Three Billy Goats Gruff fauns for my Three Billy Goats Gruff comic.

A vampire bit me on the ass and now my ass is a vampire :(

I love when the comics play up Jean and Bobby as having a big sister/little brother dynamic.

arm day accountability picture

gif of the last movie you watched

It's Friday! You may kick off your weekend with indulging in 581 pages of my completed comic 🎉😌

me: Okay, so the book is called Crones and it’s about Destiny, Agatha Harkness, and Madame Web teaming up with Aunt May to- Marvel:

Ted Kord: Here comes Maxwell Lord, all ready to butter us up. Booster Gold: I hope he likes his butter hairy because your face may be 90s boy band pretty but your body is 70s porn star hirsute.