pov you are being eated by rat

plz send help am be eated by rats

I’m afraid the answer is to get offline.

That’s what I’m talking about

Classic Star Trek moments that should definitely be made into Magic the Gathering cards 🧵

If this shit keeps up they’re gonna start sending time travelers to the Twitter offices in 2008

🎧 lo-fi microfiche digitization (to study/relax/preserve gov docs to) Back online: www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxUj...

Kennel for your pet peeves while you are out of town

Artists! Post your hot men art! 🔥 Or else 😡

Clarence coming out of the blinds to shame mankind

Did you guys know about this?? I’m a cat person. I had no idea cats have dainty little sneezes like those weird girls who have taught themselves to suppress them

Hey! If you live in LA, you can see the new 4K restoration of Tobe Hooper's classic adaptation of Steven King's Salem's Lot on the BIG SCREEN this Sunday, Sept 28. It's screening at the Aero at 11 am FOR FREE. Details below! If you can make it, please send my regards! beyondfest.com/film/salems-...

D’awwwww!!!!!

The one critical thing we need to infuse here which we lost when we all left Twitter: public shaming of companies who act badly. Bring back Kaitlin’s tea for the luvva

CAN YOU DIG IT

‘This Is Like Something Out Of A David Lynch Film,’ Says Man Driving Car With Headlights On

"The harshness of electricity is thus transformed through the magic of paper back to the light of our origin – the sun – so that its warmth may continue to fill our rooms at night." — Isamu Noguchi (1904-1988)

Rat Bluesky activate

tylenol doesn’t ‘cause’ autism, no shit, but more importantly if i were pregnant and had a headache you couldn’t stop me from taking tylenol if it caused straight up miscarriages

Anyone know a good book or reference on Czech new wave films or Czech “crazy comedies”?

Happy Rapture Day to those who celebrate! Except for viewers in Scotland

Someone who didn’t return my last text message posted “The harsh truth is that being good to others doesn't guarantee that they will be good to you. I had to learn that the hard way.” and “we hurt our own feelings by thinking we mean more to people than we really do” to her Instagram stories today

Blöthar the Berserker, armed with a mighty battle axe, impenetrable shield, the udders which are the main natural defense mechanism of his species, has gone too far

Good morning autism Bluesky! Rain Man was based on Kim Peek who although he was a savant, was actually not autistic but was born without the corpus callosum which is what allows your right & left brain to communicate properly, consequently he could open a book and read one page with each eye

"Tylenol tempteth demons into thy soul to curseth thee with the Goblin Autism Pox. Verily, a forest spirit hath told me so in dreams" #ASD #Autism #paracetamol

We have bought some pain killers.

Chrissie Hynde is selling her lime-green 1971 Pontiac Firebird LeMans T-37. It's a beaut. bid.omegaauctions.co.uk/auction/lot/...

Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart

Good morning

Insomnia thought: Eat more Tylenol

It’s absolutely crazy to me that cars can drive themselves. I can’t adapt to this

Once again annoyed that none of my streaming services is offering this:

The Cars That Ate Paris (1974, Peter Weir)

i, unfortunately, have no Disney services i can cancel with a sassy comment i will have to cancel Disney the old fashioned way: by selling illegal Blu Rays of Song of the South on eBay

Twin Peaks: Patrons of the RR Diner.

Like, you probably know this at some level, but let's make it explicit: "Mammal" derives from Latin 'mamma', which meant 'breast or teat'. So mammals are primarily defined as "milk-producers" using a pre-existing /related/ word. What I'm saying is: we're named for boobs. #MammalPride

look at that cat scream. I hear you, cat!

i've decided to quit people and just do puzzles. chess duolingo is kicking my ass

If he doesn't hold meetings where the discussion points are presented out of chronological order, what are we even doing here? 🎥

Percy is watching scary movies.

If you need a brain unplug, watch the repeat of Cathode Cinema’s v-cinema weekend programming. Schedule is on their Instagram. On now: Bloody Muscle Body Builder in Hell

Every time I see a bloc of states doing their own thing I think: SECEDE

Linnahall, Tallinn

Precisely, you buy all the media when you want no opposing opinions to be accessible anywhere

Jimmy Kimmel? Give me a fucking break

Been thinking on the Charlie Kirk thing (btw, a gripe: please don’t deliberately misspell his name please, if someone has it muted they have a right not to see posts about it) Anyway they’re going to make trans people dangerous (which we all know is not true) no matter what it costs them

One of my favorite linguistic oddities is the phrase "A flange of baboons". This has managed to creep into actual usage in spite of having been completely invented in a comedy sketch starring Mel Smith and Rowan Atkinson.

Wednesday mood