Eeney McDeeney
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Experience the skeets that critics are calling “piss poor”
My cat knows racial slurs from the future, derogatory terms for cultures that have yet to form
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Moving in with my gf has been great! Turns out I have “soothed by constant harsh noises” autism and she has “silence or I will be forced to cry” autism
1 day ago
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Can you believe this weather
9 days ago
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Clavicular brutally drugmogged
10 days ago
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Little Greenis
6 months ago
Heavens to Betsy Betsy to Heavens Heavens BACK to Betsy Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL
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Empty Chairs at Empty Tables except it’s me, age 33, firing up Rock Band alone in the basement
13 days ago
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Can’t explain clearly but I kinda feel like a Superman logo tattoo usually represents a gaping character flaw
13 days ago
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What the fuck is Pibb Xtra
18 days ago
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FUCK U of M for life but I DID pick them in my bracket pool and AM therefore about $180 richer and MAD about it
19 days ago
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Eczema is a beautiful name for a girl
27 days ago
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A little refreshing to get signals that Meta has no idea who I am
29 days ago
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Editing a 40 slide PowerPoint like I’m not in hell I’m not in hell I’m not in hell
29 days ago
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God damnit he’s mogging right behind me isn’t he
about 1 month ago
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Does anyone remember the dril tweet about crashing the van and ruining his new jeans because his large idiot sons were hollering in the backseat? I can’t find it and it feels like I dreamt it
about 1 month ago
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Every morning I wake up for work, fling my laptop open, and say “hello Mr. Swine, here are my finest pearls”
about 1 month ago
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We have zonkeys and ligers and yet they refuse to make a bird that lays baby bels instead of eggs
about 1 month ago
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Starting a yt channel with DIY medical hacks like “ultrasounds with a candle and a jar of peanut butter”, “3 minute finger amputation for better mood balance” etc. get rich, do some bits, never get prosecuted
about 1 month ago
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loading . . .
about 1 month ago
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Will they still say I’m fergalicious when I’m dead
about 1 month ago
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TFW you meet your girl’s ex and he’s literally the boogie woogie bugle boy from company B 🤦♂️
about 1 month ago
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Jane GooDolls
about 1 month ago
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Going to the Pistons game tonight and taking recommendations for what to yell at Cade (must be encouraging)
about 1 month ago
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Make chess a CarPlay app or I swear to christ I’ll run this car off the road anyway
about 1 month ago
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Hell is other peehole
about 1 month ago
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I’m still not over the fact that they only Simpsonized like 4 people then shut the site down
about 1 month ago
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The Polo family is about to get more than they bargained for.. tonight on TRADING SPICES
about 2 months ago
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Would love to hear Cher’s Mr. Ed impression
about 2 months ago
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Everyone on MySpace has been pretty quiet on topics like Palestine, the Epstein files, etc. just saying
about 2 months ago
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Boba Fett implies the existence of Kiki Fett
about 2 months ago
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Whaddya want me to say? That I don’t have a big ol ass? A big honkin’ ass? A big ol ass that honks
about 2 months ago
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We need to be putting regular people and even ugly people back in the movies
about 2 months ago
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Shower thought: if “the customer is always right” is gonna hold anywhere near true, we need to qualify what a customer is. A person is not automatically a customer. Walking into a place of business is not enough. People need training! Empathy screenings! Clearance levels!
about 2 months ago
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In the spirit of classical conditioning, I’m crowdfunding a mechanism that leaves a little cocaine in my bathroom every time I do a chore, like cleaning the cocaine plate
2 months ago
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Chaucer Doth Tweet
2 months ago
We kan daunse yf if plese us We kan leave thy friendes behinde For thy friendes daunse not and yif thei daunse not Then no friendes thei are of myne Ich saye, we kan wende wher it plese us, A place thei shal nevir fynde And we can act lyke we come from Brocéliande Leave the real worlde far behinde
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The zoomies hit like a sledgehammer and god told me to make my new portfolio look like the UI from Metal Gear Solid 2 except orange
2 months ago
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Ate vegetables and ran today so naturally, 10pm zoomies
2 months ago
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Back on the menu: French New Wave where the director is being a little stinker
2 months ago
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Clone Dino de Laurentiis so bad movies can be good again
2 months ago
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(Changes the toilet paper roll all cool and fast as fuck like John Wick)
2 months ago
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Sorry if TMI but this is my void for yelling: switching to a hearty bean-heavy chili for every lunch/dinner will fix your whole life
2 months ago
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5 or so years ago we didn’t think this guy could look any dumber
2 months ago
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Anyone have particularly intense sensory memories triggered by media combos? Sometimes they’re like those Jelly Belly recipes
2 months ago
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Let’s fucking go Pistons, this team is actually turning me into a basketball fan
2 months ago
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Say what you want about D&D, but we just fed a bucket of boner pills to a giant tentacle monster and it’s paralyzed
2 months ago
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A migraine like you’re Cameron Winter’s vocal mic
2 months ago
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The Bog Lebowski
2 months ago
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When I explain to my future children that they’re autistic (inevitable), I’m gonna make sure to flavor it with how we’re not truly accepted by the public and we should be wary of them, too. Like a principled vampire family with a Lego city in the basement
2 months ago
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Every time I watch a classic 20th century European film, the auteur’s core message is “boy, ain’t I a little stinker”
3 months ago
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In sports news today, Magnus Carlsen defended his title as speed chess champion
3 months ago
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Moltbook is STILL performative, algorithmic imitation of human communication that STILL means nothing
3 months ago
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