I enjoy checking Amazon Vine each day because I love window shopping for twenty thousand ceiling fan remotes and also pig pregnancy tests

Here is where I leave off tonight’s illustration

Special edition hardbacks for The Liar's Throne are coming very soon. Follow the project here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/smr... ⚔️ a young lord falls in love with his ancient assassin ⚔️ cross-dressing bodyguard ⚔️ deadly Dwarf ruins ⚔️ undead monsters ⚔️ BISEXUAL CHAOS

my extremely thoughtful review of Twister (1996) letterboxd.com/skimgoth/fil... it's so silly, but it's fun? everyone seems like they want to fuck Helen Hunt's hot aunt. they built a special effects house to collapse. cow. another cow. no, that's the same cow. tornadoes are treated like kaiju. etc.

i'm watching twister, which is starring my wife, butch lesbian 1996 Helen Hunt who is in love with me this whole setup is so unfair to Bill's new fiance. bringing her around to be constantly humiliated by his ex-wife's circle of people at their job. fuck bill

i absolutely refuse to believe helen hunt isn't a butch lesbian who is in love with me

My neurologist says CHRONIC MIGRAINES BE UPON YE so if anyone would like to join my Patreon so I can afford a daily supplement regime in the hopes of getting my brain back and writing another book someday, I'm publishing a queer fantasy story every month starting at $2 ✨

I keep spotting some kind of wild mustelid in my area. I don't know if they're minks or martens or what because they don't stick around for me to ID them. I think they must be minks? I want to befriend them desperately (they are not interested)

I wish I could still use cryptic linkin park lyrics in isolation as my status somewhere

yeah i guess i'll fuckin write or whatever

Hehehehehe toofs

I want to write a zombie story like it's 2008 again

my 11yo has me watching The Amazing Digital Circus. Definitely see the "I Have No Mouth But I Must Scream" influence, but I am waiting to be grabbed by it. It feels a lot like...just like it's meant for Poppy Playtime's audience. not the same thing but that particular mascot horror feeling.

There are two books in this universe. You don't need to read one to enjoy the other (although they're listed as a series for convenience). THE LIAR'S THRONE books2read.com/b/theliarsth... ATOP THE TREES, BENEATH THE MOUNTAINS egreg.io/attbtm-links/ Combined, this is 400k words of queer elves!

i get excited when my spouse is coming home whenever he's out i just stare out the window and whimper next to my dog

I watched My Neighbor Totoro with 11yo Sunshine yesterday. He doesn’t really like movies but he was still utterly riveted by it. I can’t explain what it is about Totoro that works so well, but it’s just gorgeous.

Drawing in my skin

Glorious

What are you smoking for 4/20? Wrong answers only.

There are two books in this universe. You don't need to read one to enjoy the other (although they're listed as a series for convenience). THE LIAR'S THRONE books2read.com/b/theliarsth... ATOP THE TREES, BENEATH THE MOUNTAINS egreg.io/attbtm-links/ Combined, this is 400k words of queer elves!

Special edition hardbacks for The Liar's Throne are coming very soon. Follow the project here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/smr... ⚔️ a young lord falls in love with his ancient assassin ⚔️ cross-dressing bodyguard ⚔️ deadly Dwarf ruins ⚔️ undead monsters ⚔️ BISEXUAL CHAOS

i am shallow because the whole time i'm learning cool stuff from him, i'm also like "good god Nyle DiMarco is wearing 36 years very well"

my hips hurt and my lungs suck: the hot new country song from sara

Yes it is! What a deep discount wow

I recommend my book because you didn’t even know you wanted to read gothic queer fantasy in a sweeping multigenerational epic, but you do This counts right

I have such fraught feelings about Obama. I was less leftist during his presidency and his charisma totally worked on me. Kinda still does, seeing him with kids, wishing we had a nice dad president again. But oh boy did Obama do things as president. Charming USA presidents are still USA presidents

I wish it were cool to sit and talk with someone’s baby in public. Like I ask to pet dogs and then kneel to chat for a minute…but with babies instead. I like nonsense-sound conversations. Babies rate my silly faces 10/10. But parents with babies are always busy/stressed so I resist

Standing in line at the coffee shop reading smutty fanfic

Trying to decide if I actually want to chop my hair off or if it’s depression

my kid was very disappointed i did not want to stop writing to hear about the four colors of pee

i'm a terrible person because this is just flat out hilarious to me lmao

More family whiffle ball in perfect weather today. We played a much-simplified baseball-like game as pvp rather than a team thing. A Roblox minigame version of baseball. Everyone ended up flat-out sprinting at least a couple times and it got VERY SPICY. Dandelions everywhere, the lightest breeze.

natalie portman is pregnant again at 44 and i'm over here with my 38-year-old uterus crumbling into ash, hormones making that WWII incoming bomb noise, ovaries smoking a pack a day

ice spice being attacked at mcdonald's and saying "this never would have happened at a wendy's" should net that woman the biggest wendy's ad deal she would look adorable done up like wendy lol

Now's a great time to try book 1 in my NEW Magical Small Town Cozy Mystery series. Why? Because Book 2 comes out in one month!

Elias is losing his vision and needs medical attention. Please help this Palestinian family 🩷

Fell in love with Tim Curry in this movie.

Someone I used to talk with on here has vanished. I don't know him anywhere else, so I am not sure how to check if he's okay. It's a weird feeling.

Really tired of reading “don’t beat readers over the head with a theme.” I GET IT, you prefer fiction with only a “good story,” like a story is good when it isn’t also meaningful, like it’s possible to write something that isn’t meaningful, like you aren’t just dog whistling against woke.

i wonder if the mushroom has a compound that breaks down into DMT when eaten. after all, DMT is the most reliable way to meet the clockwork elves. yes, the clockwork elves. you know, the entities made of sound who work invisibly behind the walls of reality. happymag.tv/what-are-mac...

NASA has resumed supporting the ESA's uncrewed Mars mission. science.nasa.gov/blogs/mars-r... the good vibes we got from Artemis II must have enabled this. We nearly never get good news that everyone enjoys...maybe a whip around the Moon reminded the purse that everyone benefits from ~SPACE~

i wish depression would take it easier on me i try v hard to take care of myself, and if my neurotransmitters could just hold up their end of the deal, i'd be quite better off

In the same universe: ANOTHER GREAT FANTASY BOOK, except disaster bisexual polycule on an adventure. ⚔️ a young lord falls in love with his old lady assassin ⚔️ himbo vs grimdark milieu ⚔️ lesbians win ⚔️ irresponsible use of accent marks ⚔️ GIANT DEER The Liar's Throne-> books2read.com/b/theliarsth...

Nobody else I know likes Mel/Langdon because they hate Langdon. I get it. But he is the best version of himself around Mel. He’s kind of a huge twat to everyone else, but he is pudding for his nerdy autistic colleague, and I don’t know how folks DON’T ship that.

Trump picks qualified, normal health leader to head CDC? Something something stopped clock something. arstechnica.com/health/2026/...

Critically endangered kakapos had a great season for berries...which means they got their fuck on. They laid over 200 eggs and 100 have already hatched! Chubby birds LIVE! www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/a...

i don't know if bsky is struggling today because of AI vibecoding but i'm a hater so i'm gonna blame AI vibecoding anyway

josh johnson is only two years younger than me but i still have the urge to carry him in my arms and like wrap blankets around him sir that is my son

I’m a single parent today so I watched a couple movies with 11yo Sunshine We just finished Bee Movie I have no idea what the hell i just watched

human shrek is a babe tbh