Look at this tiny queen

Jane Goodall, ethologist and conservationist, has died. She was 91

Guess whose dad is a cop in a nearby county and whose uncle is chief of police in the next town over?

Continuing my week of fun, it appears that my step-grandfather is nearing the end of his time with us. My stepdad is not handling this news well.

Love a good shattered camera behind home plate video but it's not ESPN's so we don't get to see it from the camera's perspective

Both girls are deceased

It was intentional, a teenage girl was murdered by her ex-boyfriend

Absolutely horrific incident in my neighborhood tonight, some dirtbag hit two girls who were riding on e-bikes and then fled on foot. Apparently one of the girls did not survive and the other is critical. The driver was eventually apprehended in the next town over.

I never want to watch a video about it

She would like to go to bed, please

Bad Bunny will perform at the next Super Bowl halftime show 🏈

This is crazy, it was up there forever riding the wall. The in-car cam is 😳

I do not have the inclination currently to argue with anyone so I’m choosing to ignore all of you with the incorrect opinions about the AL MVP race

60 Minutes is interviewing noted domestic abuser Dana White tonight? Mmkay.

What kind of chip bag do you think his bribe came in?

Back at it again

If his nose grew as much as they’re pretending it did in five years I think you found the black pinocchio

she lived, please ignore my laundry

This is for season three of The Rehearsal, right?

Please look at these very important pictures of Cher:

I really like her

Man, if Shane Gillis has the moral high ground over you, you absolutely need to reconsider your life choices (cc the comedians going to Riyadh)

No take only throw

Fuck ICE

Who wants to give me money so I can put one in the backyard

I’m at the New Yorkers Against ICE rally in Foley Square with hundreds of others. Earlier today ICE agents threw a grieving wife of a detainee to the ground inside 26 Federal Plaza, just steps from here. Elected officials @bradlander.bsky.social, @jumaane.bsky.social and others are speaking.

Fuck ICE and their thugs

This is what my brain feels like today

For @granddad.bsky.social @eboldy.bsky.social

Number one coworker and it isn’t close

Who picks these??

Manny Jacinto posted this bc he knows how sad and anxious we all are

I can hear the softest snoring behind my back

My neighbor has had it!

What a wonderful time for me to finally accept my ADHD diagnosis!

And Playmakers!

What did you do @meerkatsrmammals.bsky.social ???

PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!

The Giants are ass, the Jets suck, the Mets are desperately trying to fall out of the playoff race, the Yankees are going to lose in the Wild Card round… Is basketball back yet?

Directionless-ass franchise

Good news!!!

I need Daboll to stop (going for it on fourth down).

The weird family on my block left to go to the Giants game at 4:00 PM, which tracks.

Sounds like the segregationists in Connecticut are having a grand ole time “While waiting for the police to arrive, the old Karen’s friend said, ‘You’re not the minority anymore.'” www.blackenterprise.com/alex-okeefe-...