Man I don’t have many photos left of me skateboarding when I was good at it but I was going through an old folder and this was from a shoot we did in a record store (a friend took this on a disposable camera, I have no idea what happened to the pro ones)

1. It was not an accident. 2. It was not a staffer. 3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia. 4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares. 5. His base agrees with him. 6. He will do it again. 7. No one in power will hold him accountable.

Other than absolutely Rui Costa-ing that break he hasn’t said or done anything gross that I’m aware of.

lol brb gonna make a few calls on this one. No one too old to clean up the scene.

40/20s

I need to figure out how to thread this story without going deep into extremely bad place territory because it’s almost too crazy to believe but it gets EXTREMELY dark, especially… uh, now.

What’s the worst *short lived* scare you’ve ever had

Ok metalSky I have several questions but first I need to know how long Picard has been in a metal band

Whoever started the “if you record your name and reason for calling I’ll see if this person is available” messages should be launched out of a giant catapult into the sea

Jesus Christ dude

Dude rolls up on what he thinks is a soft target but end up going out like the lady from Weapons

They Might Be Giants should rewrite their classic 1990 track "Your Racist Friend" for 2026 and call it "Your Rapist Friend"

Look I have zero dogs in Chris Nolans yard but lol @ anyone that thinks he picked a categorically wrong Helen.

Pour one out for Lars van der Haar. Dude has been on the doorstep of greatness his entire career, won everything as a U23, came up in the shadow of Sven, looked set to inherit the CX crown and then some pesky teenagers showed up.

I walk away for a few hours and the names of Prettis murderers were revealed, JKR is in the Epstein files, and the president of the United States lost a gamble with fart to precipitate a room clearing code brown. Can we just Like Not

Techno remix of “Country Roads” at Worlds in Hulst rn 💀💀💀

Women’s U23 race is 🔥🔥🔥

A balmy 0F on the trainer this morning

HAPPY BOSTON MOONINITE PANIC DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

Elite women let’s GOOOOOOOOO

Also what a result for DA BOD this morning hot damn

Man some weird stuff at worlds today. First that kid ate it through the start finish, now bro just said “fuck it, I’ll just leave my bike here and run”

Every day I think about walking away right about this time because the humor felt like it went from “lol look at how gross/bad/wrong this is” to “but is it tho?” Honestly more luck than good sense on my part, but jfc I hated feeling like a crazy person when I was like THIS IS JUST ONLINE CREEP SHIT

Started watching the Kids Worlds just in time to see 3rd place eat it through the start finish. Thought it was a post up incident, then they were like “she’s safely in 3rd” so I thought I had witnessed something truly special. Anyway apparently kids brains stop working with no o2 like the rest of us

Garage at -4 Freedom Units this morning. Might be the coldest trainer ride I’ve ever done.

ICE agent reports back to RFK Jr.

"Anyone who supports funding DHS and ICE is supporting the murder of Americans."

Bro is on his way to fire up the interociter

Nice finish by DA BOD this morning! Top 10 after a long, long drag up. Last 10-15 min are worth a watch if you haven’t seen it

A whole bunch of British comedians Of A Certain Age that basically raised me. Thanks, jerks. Also Mgla.

The BOD off the front at Alula got the whole Trek squad on the front chasing

Everything about this is horrifying but I do need to point out that Ilhan absolutely had one chambered for that dickhead in less than a second. “Local dipshit sprays congresswoman, congresswoman sprays local dipshit with HANDS”

Any New Englander that does this should be immediately exiled to somewhere hot and humid, to be drunk dry by mosquitos

Hell yeah @robincarpenter.bsky.social on the front at the Alula Tour.

Welp

Chased out of town by a contrarian poaster in a 2012 Honda Fit

im sorry but we just spent the last decade being told the biggest issues were pronouns in emails and a trans kid playing jv lacrosse if you said these things and got paid for it then you need to go away. literally if “woke mind virus” is something youve ever said unironically you need to go away

The year is 2026 American cities are under siege by paramilitary forces loyal to the government DHS has declared Locust Abortion Technician a weapon of mass destruction Small groups of resistance fighters armed with cassette tapes of the first Anal Cunt EP set up ambush points throughout the city

Super grateful to get the work from home order today. Another round of shoveling at 6am would have turned my back into a Rodin

Had a rare “dudes rock” moment out shoveling. A guy and his kid(?) drove by in a plow truck, skidded to a stop, backed up, switched places in the cab, and yelled “MIND IF HE GIVES IT A SHOT” I gave a big thumbs up as the most stoked high school kid ever hit my snow pile at 20mph

SHOVELING

Woke Hoth Guy, First of his Name, May his Balls never Freeze.

NOTHING FOR VAN DER HAAR THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

I’m sorry did Jay Vine get bodied by a goddamn kangaroo at the Tour Down Under? I couldn’t get a more perfectly Australian situation if I screamed BIKE RACING, AUSTRALIA into ChatGPT

7 degrees in my garage today. Doing intervals in a puffy coat while I wait for snowmageddon

Incredible scenes at the World Cup as 20+ riders fight for a single windburger on lap 2

If you're living somewhere outside the USA, one thing you can do is pressure your leaders to boycott World Cup and Olympic events here.

Call. Your. Senators. Right. Fucking. Now. It’s ok if your voice shakes while you leave the voice mail. If you cry. If you cuss. If you’re inarticulate. Just get the message across. bsky.app/profile/jaso...

Trials for every ICE member.

Yo this race is wild