If you ever want to wade into an absolute fever swamp of car brained slapdicks broadcasting their lack of fiscal and reading comprehension just take a peek at the comments under any town announcement about parking meters

Things are extremely bleak, but remember there are more of us than there are of them. (And no fedposting)

LOLLLLLLL LADY JUST CALLED THE OFFICE WHILE BACKING OUT OF A PARKING SPACE AND BACKED INTO SOMEONE HOLY SHIIITTTTTT

I ordered a little synth box from Guitar Center because they “had it in stock”, but then the order got delayed, then back ordered. Called to ask about it and had a really decent interaction after a very minimal phone tree experience.

Stares in black metal fan into the middle distance

This is the energy I am bringing into 2026

Robin Hood: Thief of Princes

Ahhhh so stoked for my mostly offline friend/ former coworker Gary re-signing with Visma as a mechanic and also might be headed to the tour!

These experiences are wild but super typical! It was often super hard to establish trust through the shop because dudes they knew were both extremely confident and also extremely wrong

1st thing I see at work after taking a few days off w my kid: <no subject> Your new app sucks

Hey yall, things are pretty terrible out there. Lets try to give one another some space on here and not try to start fires in the middle of a windstorm

Mikey V today

Getting on the trainer because I can already see the men’s race isn’t gonna be as, uh, exciting as the women’s race

Sand on Thibaus helmet means 6 more weeks of cyclocross

Damn there have been some real rippers this kerstperiode

Zonhoven!!!

Using this off weekend to sort through <<<physical media>>> and holy shit is this box the ghost of (mostly) Massachusetts past

This is so cool. Plus his response at the end to beating Wout in the sprint was Infinitely Relatable Bike Racer Content (WTF did I just do???)

Guys is this Real Cyclocross™️

Guys I just want to watch one of my favorite courses not read about another way our administration is making us look like criminal dipshits wtf is congestive heart failure on vacation

I’m sorry I’m just getting into my first cup of coffee did Trump just fucking kidnap the president of Venezuela

Holy fuck Bill Martin

EF announces they’re moving their team camp to Ibiza

Belgium gonna build a giant Wouts Knee Memorial Impact sculpture with a plaque and everything

lol the hardest conditions of the season and VdP wins by a minute and a half

That sound you just heard was the entire Visma sport director staff screaming in unison

Guys is this Real Cyclocross™️

Grinch Runner

I don’t need to know what sport this is to appreciate this post

Oh hai New Wout

Tuning in to the X2O race, and it looks like Lucinda Brand is Having a Baal

Gonna have to go with this, or

Kid NYE party + simmering headache or, how I walked into the river on the last day of 2025.

Here’s Bart showing the kids today how to deal with unruly fans

If you ever wanted to see a human being perform a hard reset watch the last lap at Diegem where Thibau Nys overloads his available RAM, bogs down his processor, then reboots the system all in a span of 2 minutes.

VTH taking the Tim Johnson Memorial Rolled Tubular At Gloucester Prize.

DIEGEM DELIVERS

Mikey V with the ride of the day, maybe of the season

Del Grosso the realest in the sand holy hell

A hardcore band early in its career throws down a song that takes the entire side of a 7” and also your face off

Ran into MCA and his family at a record store in (00? 01?). Our eyes met, my eyes got big, his eyes made a “please don’t” look, I smiled at him and continued looking at records.

Mandatory license suspension for anyone that doesn’t clear the top of their fuckin car off

Earth, Wind, and Cattle Decapitation

This is what they get for outsourcing their firewall security to Shelob.

Ruin two bands by combining them The Fucking Cramps

This is a bit of a strange gripe but wtf @ Pokemon Adults I’ve had a few kinda weird experiences since my kid started getting into it, but it seems like for a lot of people it’s a Hoarding Game, not a card game

ITS_HAPPENING_DOT_GIF

Love me some DitchCross

Someone fed the X2O duck a whole gallon of Red Bull before the podium ceremony

Just performed surgery on a long standing issue on kids Switch. Tried a few different fixes for the SD card reader, including “new SD card reader”, turns out that field repair experience matters when it comes to a contact that just doesn’t wanna