nooooooo 😭

alright bsky, i'm about to go extra quiet here for the move and ex-ex's visit. look after yourselves 😘

mine isn't showing either 🤨

New Zealand. Is this dirty business? Definitely suss.

as a designer, the thing about these flyers that stands out to me: clients have always wanted flyers like this this is like the raw id of client desire, which, when filtered by a good designer gives you things like information hierarchy and white space no designer, no filter, garbage

A scientist, a philosopher, and a poet walk into a bar. They all drink heavily to try to forget the state that society is in.

one of my co-workers has a flatmate with a cute ginger cat and the guy often fucks off for days and the kitty gets sad but the guy thinks cats can’t get sad and it’s breaking my heart 😿

it’s my last week in brunswick 🥲 (moving to the city for a bit before crossing the ditch) i’m gonna miss this quirky hipster burb so much! 💖😭

i fucking hate meta so much 🤮

Morrissey just proves my theory that all people have only a finite amount of coolness they can expend before turning into a racist boor. This is why I refuse to risk being cool at all, in even tiny amounts

Much respect to Messi the middle aged king for knowing you only need to pay attention for the final 10 minutes of the meeting

ai is the u2 album nobody asked for in our phones

Soooo many folks with blue wave emojis who scream about releasing the Epstein files are showing their entire asses over Planter. these folks think a file about a rapist will somehow free america when they (and america) have zero problem with sexual assault.

BIG DAY today! - i sold my car!! - i booked all the move stuff - i did my first gig in a whole year! and last one in naarm for a bit. AND - it was mostly new stuff - it went really well 🥳 (and also had to work lol)

can you hear my heart beat like a hammer

another thing i'm looking forward to after the move: dancing pals! never managed to get them here for some reason 🤷‍♀️

ex-ex is coming over on friday!!! ❤️ he’s gonna help with the last of packing and also be here for what would’ve been our 10th wedding anniversary had we not divorced 💕

ok i’m gonna drink some prosecco and check out the new madonna

Hey Aussies Drop your Mutual Aid asks and links below and I'll amplify 💜 #MutualAidAustralia #MutualAid #HelpSky #MutualAidMonday 💸💕

i asked for a spot back then. only just found out i got one. tomorrow! 😮

💅 as a treat

and they’ll probably be done with ai too

not even my windows are drying today and i’m somewhat delulu that my laundry will

Cat butt photo bomb. Photo from my collection. 1955.

[distressed ryan gosling voice]: papyrus

11:11 ✨

Being a woman rocks because if you use AI you’re stupid and if you don’t use AI you’re dumb

i mean, he’s not wrong :p

Haaland is like if the villanous sidekick from a James Bond film just played football

É, gente…

desculpa brasil, fui eu, primeiro jogo q eu assisto, devia ter ficado dormindo 😞

😭😭

haaland the himbo showing how it’s done i guess

nooooooo 😭😭😭

i love hearing english speaking commentators saying the names with ‘nh’. marquinnnños

nothing makes me feel more adhd than getting sleepy after a coffee

leeee lele ooo lele o lele o lele o BRASIL

martinelli gives bad head :p

fuuuuuuck

esperando a cena de sexo que avança o plot (haaland e magalhães se pegando em campo)

fui lá, passei café e nada aconteceu ainda. vaaaaamo brasil!!

time to make a coffee i guess

😭😭

PENALTI!!

GIGANTE PELA PRÓPRIA NATUREZA CARALHO

awake at silly hours again. i guess i’ll watch the game then

Latest comic: Future historians baffled by Slop-henge

#bakedrhymes Sometimes We cling too tightly To the shores Of Hope Unwilling to grieve The loss Of infinite futures Now Dammed This Poet's heart Prefers instead To follow the flow Sweep me away Into the Ocean Of possibility