don't make me tap the sign

can I have some money for • food • highlighters and pens I need for work • gas money in my car

i liked the part where he said "i am going to Dexter the Serial Kill you" and then he Dexter the serial killed all over the place

love a good bit of cat and mouse camp

classic(this alt text took me forever to write dear god)

this is the height of comedy, to me,

these fuckers are so needlessly extra i love them

i fucking Love the constant fucking mindgames, love that shit

god l love Dexter so much what a great fuckign show scary how easy it is to make you root for a serial killer though

man i think (the) gnorp apologue is probably the pinnacle of idle games

dont worry, the dutch dont have rights

wait, kwark isn't a thing outside of the netherlands? y'all are missing out holy shit it's delicious, especially the fruit stuff

Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches

if i had infinite money i'd fund a heartwarming movie about a fiddler & a violinist accidentally being teamed up in an important musical competition, initially hating each other's styles & guts but growing together to produce a majestic fusion of classical & folk, they sweep, fin, crowd goes wild

hey does anyone want to hear my pitch for a movie about a fiddler and a violinist

Remember this whenever anyone treats LLM output as reliable, especially if they stand to gain from you thinking that.

"booby traps"? i think they're called trans women

Horseshoe theory but it’s clearly wishing you could replace all those shrill educated professional women with big stronk manly man white industrial workers who hit things with a hammer or turn a big wrench.

The thumbnail made this image even better

found this yesterday and i think it rewired my brain chemistry for sure deploying this against my gf

Officially announcing my candidacy for High King of the Karaz Ankor my policy platform: -check the Great Book of Grudges for any duplicates -record grudges against anyone who made a duplicate entry -count the Eight Peaks to make sure the Skaven didn't steal any -dig a hole under Ulthuan and sink it

High King Thorgrim Grudgebearer given a Bluesky account incident 37 dead 81 injured 195 new grudges recorded in the Dammaz Kron

pov: you're a fisherman in Sherbrooke, Canada, 1778, and the scummiest vessel you've ever seen just docked in port

i love combining two niche interests to create the funniest joke in the world for precisely 14 people

if you look like this i would singlehandedly build a 1:1 replica of the great wall of china for a single kiss

there are so many good ones but i don't know if any of them can top "BILL GATES LIVES IN CONSTANT FEAR"

also yesterday i was blissfully shown that chuck norris jokes become 500× funnier if you leave out the punchline

I'm glad Overwatch is still being developed bc apparently they added a hero that is the exact kind of redhead I go completely and utterly feral for & the NSFW artists have been DELIVERING

also like holy shit they could not look more Vampire if they tried def a Toreador, a Settite, and a Gangrel in there at minimum

have to hand it to mr. shotsaday ( first name hundo), he found a way to make this shit look good on paper

every poster whose skeets get read in court should be required to have a username that is this funny, at bare minimum

words cannot describe how much i need a beautiful vampire woman to sink her fangs into my flesh

if there's any vampires reading this ahahaha heyyyyyy my reaction to someone baring teeth at my neck is to expose it further btw

finding a boy that will bite your neck >>>>>>>>>

ive said it before and ill say it again

D66-leider Jetten: rellen waren politiek geweld

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I think masturbation and kink are great because in a way, it’s a form of body positivity, learning to love yourself and your body. And sex is loving your body and other bodies.

also they casually threw out a "hey stop demonizing trans people" and a "AI 'art' sucks shit" mid-concert hell yea

It makes me so glad to see people beginning to really internalise just how important morale is

146. Janice Burns & Jon Doran - Song of the Fishgutters Saw these lovely people opening for Faun last night, and they were amazing! Wonderful lil tune in Scots.

if you're curious what they sound like

Faun concert was amazing :)

unpredictable bars are exactly my idea of a good time