crocus in the park already, seasons are wild here

do you think the subset of cis gay men who hate trans women are tops or bottoms?

I love doing deep voice when I'm recovering from a cold

I only write artisanal code

milf-coded in always reading FFS as "for fuck's sake"

rest in piss

yay

I hate when journalists say "clashed" when one side is armed to the teeth and the other is just objecting. That's not a clash, that's an assault. An attack.

love too unfollow

trynna not doom post but cutting off food stamps to a state that you're murdering and disappearing people in seems like a siege.

gotta make sure i didn't break anything

protect gender-affirming queefs

finally, an artificial, electric scapegoat

The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born; now is the time of margaritas

read, hug dogs, and eat pasta

feels to be good working on atim again, been a couple months

need a guitar

pissed, nauseous, etc.

It's never been more joever

This recipe says "1 cup (about 60ml)" and I uh

Having one beer after another

This is my first winter in London and I have to say that, in fact, the sun sets quite early in the British Empire

Playing Smash Bros melee with my wife for the first time in 21 years. We're both very competitive this is great

bella-lou gosi would be a pretty name for a girl

pls

let's hope tech companies can finally perfect an algorithm for surfacing the lowest common denominator content possible

wild to be turning 40 next year. 30s being marked by moving back to NYC, covid, marriage, coming out, divorce, marriage, surgery, moving abroad. Crazy. I hope 40s are chill and not me starting a band that tours the world or med school or some nonsense.

Good Morning! Rock's Winning Workout Without Weights 1990 / Fresno, CA / HCM Teleproductions 💪sound on💪

me opening another beer: "hell yeah, another beer"

post photos of the NYC stowstorms please

my wife and one of our dogs are snoring at the same rate, volume, and sound and it's beautiful

leftover pierogi, chocolate chip cookies, pasta, and pico de gallo kinda day

appy crimbo innit luv

my heart to every queer person with their family of origin today instead of their true family

Happy content not viewable in your region

would u go back in time and crucify baby jesus?

This is the only media that makes sense rn youtu.be/iCvEcY-Suik

Please. My labubu is very sick.

Last minute gift idea: give money to trans people

more like narco rubio

spent 45 minutes leaving a sainsburys parking lot in a Zipcar. Gonna have a beer and walk the dog in the park about it.

4 years hrt, wild stuff

I moved to London so my Denton 80s would sound regionally appropriate

I wonder how vg+ blue Dear You is doing

one day I'll wait for my hair to dry before taking selfies, but not today

Producer? Yeah I make tracks (skidmarks (from my butt))

not beating my millennial allegations having chemex coffee with avocado toast with leftover salsa and softboiled eggs at noon

Wife and I fell asleep reading infinite jest together in bed

who saves a timeline pic