Woke up after four hours of sleep massively homesick.

The UK inventing a new border with Europe then getting mad at it is beautiful, sublime, gorgeous.

In a new neighborhood last night and saw a shop called Poundstretcher across from BUTT Domestics, and down from Molly's Slots, and thought ok Walthamstow, you're a lil frisky

every day can be Thursday if you don't believe in yourself

banning women from gendered spaces is a masterful footgun

applying for jobs again

considering hosting my own pds just so I can turn it off at night

getting a hotplate to keep my chemex warm

Spitalfields being a name for "hospital fields" pisses me right off

looked up google maps photos of the old family cabin and it's not going great

It actually means lesbian from Transylvania

literally me

every news organization running "why is America starting a war against an oil producing nation?" like the last 200 years didn't happen.

staph engineer

rippin an elsinore, wishing I had made it to Edinburgh before Rosey LaRose passed.

john flatterman

mrs doesn't compare herself to others

you're hot and funny

I get that clothes dryers are a needlessly middle class American invention, but I hate waiting days for sheets to hang dry in damp weather.

The GOP out there running the Catholic Church's playbook and everyone acting like they've never seen it before.

the produce at Tesco is better than the produce at NYC whole foods

remastering should be punishable

re-watching Burn Notice (2007) for no reason

do me like my movers did my couch

I miss my guitars

referring to the ocean as otter space

our container of shit from America finally arrived after many months. I'm most excited about dog toys and it not being echoey in here anymore.

At least I'm vindicated in my claims that being wealthy is negatively correlated with intelligence. The richer you are, the more likely you are to have absolute shit for brains.

imagine believing in authority

jenny.pissed

video games are artfully bad ux, making it arbitrarily hard to do something

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arroz rojo, black beans, farm eggs, and fresh cheese is unbeatable.

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might need to find a diet coke and a pastrami sandwich today

Good news! My absentee ballot just showed up.

why capitulate when you can simply conspire with the enemy?

how to use Linux, how to tolerate macOS, how to defeat Windows

sorry I can't make it out, my wife and I are ripping beers and slices and playing rdr2

supreme court boldly taking a stance to starve children this thanksgiving has got me completely heated this morning

I won't believe the world is on a good path until I stop seeing the phrase "gluten-free corn"

love that "hacker" news is inventing a grandmother to be mad at in the comments. literally. no hyperbole.

the court suprême is inferior to the 7-layer burrito

its been like two decades and I still can't remember the xargs syntax

I think the city should set aside a little budget just to keep giving Adams little insane public service announcements to keep giving us gold.

I get that like, swearing-in was delayed because people had to travel to the capitol but, I mean, mayors should just start the next day yeah? Delays on the Ⓡ?

I haven't gotten food poising in a decade and I'm at a current streak of once per year in the UK.

my local sandwich shop is calling it "a true game-changer for schnitzel lovers!"

finally we can end the tyranny of staten island