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golly :allears:

pls try to enjoy the coldest summer of the rest of your lives

Setting my ringtone to the xfiles theme

people fuckin love the eggs

Looks lovely. If I got one of those within 4-5" of my nose I'd hurl, taken me 70+ years to be able to look at them and not get queasy. I will enjoy them from afar.

They say to spray it everywhere you want to be kissed, but perfuming my tits still feels wild

Wife and I deviled some eggs

buying another pedestal fan every day until the heatwave ends

Checking in on Le Monde for the heatwave in France: "The National Committee for the Defense Against Alcoholism says you can drink 1.5 liters per day without endangering your health. Enough to quench your thirst for the day. So why deprive yourself?"

Checkout guy gave me guff for not using self-checkout, the class traitor

People are better at having bespoke genders in London in a way that makes me feel way more comfy with myself

I get that people are pretty disillusioned about starmer's possible replacements, but I do think you should get fired for fucking up that bad regardless.

taking my dog to see the donkeys today, she loves em

as a civ player, makes total sense that they wanted to invade Greenland just for the shrimp. That's like, all you get in costal tundra.

muting everyone with replies turned off and I'll never know what they say about it from an entirely different feature

they found our house

taking my wife's name so our dogs can share a surname

venting to the void for the serotonic rush of silence in return

me when my wife and I catch strays: Like, the victims of the deconstruction of multiracial democracy are the periphery, let's go bruv, same enemy innit

Google search will, in one breath, condemn Night Train Express, and then recommend a better wino beverage

buy enough Tesco plonk to get free eggs on the cashback

wut

I'm all for an age limit on social media if it also includes 60+

I love that she's made it this far, but our older dog's sugar face and toothless grin is poignant. She's gonna be around for ages though, the nutcase.

Seeing my own post: "that's a good post"

I remember when chat programs had channels, rooms, subforums, to opt out of, then we got rid of them and the entire planet lost their mind at once

I will never forgive anyone who RT's a politician into my feed

Shoulda gone with Jane Doe, fuck

bit o media training for cis gays: reporters are out to get you. On the exceptionally rare chance they're not, their editor is out to get you.

Modifying a headphone guitar amp from 2009 to run on an external power source, printing a new cover I designed to allow the cable to get out.

a patch of trans women, as in a patch of flowers, or estrogen, or software

can of coke was 25¢ in 1980, now we have no coke, no hope, and no cash

to think we could have 1000 more billionaires but one man is too greedy to let it happen, shame

someone should invent a camera not connected to computers

it rules always being the coolest person anywhere

crazy that the democrats have fallen to "shut up, stop crying and vote for the centre-right nazi for a chance at stopping the far-right nazis"

reaching near-fatal levels of missing NYC

finally ported Elm to Rust but it only works for weechat plugins, out of spite

our youngest dog can type

I can't tell if this passata, garlic, basil, and arugula with Parmesan is photogenic but it tastes fucking great

I was gonna say "they should invent a cigarette that kills you faster" then I remembered Marlboro Red 100s

almost replied to someone when I remembered I could unfollow them instead

so weird to live in a country where the daily news is all "nazis lead by 9 points in the polls", again

Mrs. @jenny.cool: "Don't force it out! I can hear from the pitch that you're bearing down! It's bad for your butthole."

huel™ is named for the sound you make when you taste it

I've been eating gutbusting lunches all week and now my tummy is bothering me??

you ever hold too much then drop it everywhere

i should not have to hear a man’s opinion during pride month.