i do not, in fact, support the troops

just got back from the We’ll Punch You Square In The Dick store. you’ll never guess what happened to me

you don’t have to defend your use of the CP-on-demand website. you can just be like yeah i’m a little fucked up for doing that. there’s a little more integrity that way

happy new year to my fellow east coast freaks

this can’t be good

tits out ‘26

sick on nye is so 2025

i forget every time i see a video on the internet i have to preempt the viewing with a “this could be ai” mindset and it’s so tiring

you’re telling me a new years eved this youre telling me a new yearsed this you’r’e telling me a new yeared eved this your. telling me

(kotor dialogue choices) 1. (light side) I don’t want you to suffer, here’s a medpack. I love you. 2 (dark side) I hope you bleed out. you deserve this. even though we just met, i’m gonna hunt down your nephew and destroy him

i’m just gonna start being brutally honest

not my 15:1 meat/bread ratio!!!

maga is NOT going to like this…

i’m sick like a BITCH

he fuckin killed him

what will it be? jen? or tega.

should i play the old republic again

bathroom stall grafitti is so pure

what did he know…

it’s her day.

PLEASE help Lubna, Rami and their children before bluesky deleted another one of their accounts. bookmark their fundraiser and donate when you can 💜

eat the rich.

it’s Jame

pardon my french, but can you cum out of the anus?

merry christmas eve it’s time to be gay

male loneliness epidemic?? uhh, yeah, i sure hope it does

i would actually wish many things on my worst enemy

sant of claus

switchfoot was goated

did i eat

please help Rami and his beautiful children 💜

normalize lying to your doctor

(at my spreadsheet-based job) i hate this with all my heart *booting up Spreadsheet Simulator 2025* me: ALRIGHT LETS GET COOKIN!!

in an alternate universe i was a hooters girl

if you’re reading this you were ordained by God to give me $100

most dickless, yellow, generational shriveled up scrotal skin group of people i’ve ever had the displeasure of sharing soil with

there’s someone outside leaf blowing the snow

target in 2019: happy pride! our LGBTQ+ customers are the most beautiful people on earth 🏳️‍🌈 target in 2026: happy independence day! America is the one true civilization. 🦅 target in 2032: happy pride! check out our new Transgender Remembrance clothing line. Never Forgotten 🏳️‍⚧️

nyt reporting on anti trans EOs

my 87 year old southern-raised grandma is sharing anti fascist hopecore videos on facebook

the only downside to being able to stand while you pee is that sometimes your dress slips and now you have a pee dress

i love my new body so much

We don't forget.

i bought this machine you can’t get rid of called the Dream Maker. it makes any object you can dream of! sometimes it creates nightmares more than good things, and it just set my house on fire, but i firmly believe if i let it keep making dreams it’ll make a fire extinguisher soon

guys voting works. every left-leaning politician we vote into office helps to offset the right-leaning ones. so at our current rate, trans people will get accurate passports again by 2040!

Federal ban on healthcare for trans youth passes the House. Horrific day, horrific precedent. We continue to hurtle toward genocide.

unfortunately for every moving and heartfelt pro-trans speech there are 20 evil anti-trans people in power ensuring our deaths.