sometimes i can’t believe im transgender. like holy shit i did it

fucking creep.

they should make a horror film about the braindead people who start multithread arguments on literally any given nerd jpg post

Good afternoon

the liberal mind is a very boring thing

i reigned it in

should i look unreasonably slutty today

egg tgirl and egg tboy meeting

anyway gm

i did NOT think i’d grow up to be a) living in an absurdist hell b) a woman c) both those things at the same time

there’s a term for this! it’s pedophile.

anyway gm

i’m actually so sick of hiding bulge. being afraid of showing even a little bit of it. as if bulge isn’t a natural part of trans femininity, and just womanhood in general

i’m getting really into water with lemon

i like this dress

a self lubricating butt plug. grab n go. plug n run. lube n groove.

for some reason i thought he went down with rush limbaugh, like some sort of mad scientist’s Igor

i’m so sorry but my whole life has been enriched by decentering men

Looking completely unpunchable sir!

is Montana woke now?

Ever since I was young, a depressed boy who found comfort in the essence of escape, I thought to myself year after year: I should write. I had so much to share. Now I’m in my 30s; I grew up to be a woman who escaped. I think to myself year after year: I HAVE to write. I have so much to pass down.

one of my proudest achievements is that i’ve never used chatgpt

1 trillion likes and i’ll make a small and manageable improvement to my life

i’m now old enough to be noticing how gen z employees are now making it your responsibility to initiate a transaction. which is fine, like i can say hi first, but damn is the contrast jarring. millennial employee culture was drilling into our brains that not greeting a customer was a cardinal sin 😭

i’m just gonna start being brutally honest

i need a transfem’s opinion on which DAW/program to use for a beginner/someone who used to be good at this stuff

i’m a big fan of this shit

i’m taking a “when they go low, we go high” approach to bluesy. bluesky goes down, i get high. i’ll be stoned every day

what the actual fuck

there are transsexual women in my phone

“it’s AI that talks to me like a real friend” we’re fucking cooked as a civilization

submerge your mind in AI. relinquish your attention to us. our product is your friend. humans aren’t real. submit. we are the only real thing now. we love you. submit.

you’re tellin me a chap pelled this roan??

here at Dr. Scholls, the only thing we love more than feet is innovation. that’s why we’re excited to announce our pivot to AI. our seamless integration of this need we made up will ensure…something. anyway, boy we love feet. and AI.

they should make this into a poster and put it in every school

i am timpsy ama

old men are fascinating. a guy at the library just asked the reference desk if they could get him a printout of every yacht club in California.

just wanted to let you all know i’m done having tourettes. that part of my life is behind me now. 🙂

what if we kissed under the what if we kissed post 😳

a shitty homemade cocktail with half the ingredients i need is calling to me like the green goblin mask

the serving size of double stuf oreos being 2, like stfu

various Super Mario characters if they received one of my nudes: Luigi: wooAahAHHH!! Bowser: *grunts* Yoshi: Yoshi! Mario: oh fffuuucck Wario: Nyehhohh fffuuccckk Bullet Bill: (Bullet Bill) Shy Guy: Donkey Kong: god damn girl Boo: *sends back a dick pic*

where should i buy more bras. i used to get them all at target but then woke died 😔

Poppy Seed Tranny

i am fully underscores-pilled

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

that was a great brunch, it looks like next on the schedule is to *checks notes* look…up to…a right wing nationalist

goodwill thank u

the list of nicknames we call our cat Jimmy Carter has expanded: Jame (most used) Jimothy Jim Jam Jimby Jimblethy Jimble Jam Jimbambothy To be rolled out soon: JFC Jommy