had 2 coffees this morning

Ok, actual last post for today: 🕷️🚨MY CHANNEL IS OFFICIALLY MONETIZED🚨🕷️ Reupping my full spider collection tour to celebrate, come check out all my cute spoods!

happy “amending a mundane event with ‘to all those who celebrate’” day to all those who celebrate

perpetual ruse. forever gag. unending jape. everlasting rib-tickler.

that idea of having just a normal guy participate in the olympics so we get a gauge of just how extreme the athletes are, they should have that for love island

me: i’m trans society: ok an ordered brigade of 864 ants: ⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿ ⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿ ⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿ ⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿ ⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿ ⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿ ⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿ ⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿ ⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿

feel like the cigarettes in a microwave today

Discord

me at the damn taco bell drive thru

these people will die racists and will only ever be known by history as racist

should i play fable before the remaster release? i never played it and have no nostalgia for it

the ultimate allyship test for all the white millennial cis women now having babies

They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!

i don’t think i’ve seen any mainstream reporting explicitly call out how widely this affects and disenfranchises trans people, a minority group in the early stages of a genocide enacted by this admin. only as high as 16% and as low as 8% of trans people have an accurate birth certificate.

Bluesky is sending your drafts directly to ICE

just like i learned to play drums with rock band, im going to learn football with Madden 17

It could be really bad for Discord if Californians contact the office of the Attorney General to report the potential violations of CCPA and CALOPPA citing the recent breach from a few months back where 1.5tb of user data and millions of IDs were leaked, but who can say for sure?

how tf am i supposed to slut it up in 0 degree weather. i’m supposed to be caked up in a puffer coat?

the way these corporations are not at all prepared for how easily we will all just return to the forums…

there are so many reasons to detest ai in and to vow to excise it from daily life like an abscessed tooth, but i think the most ominous is its end goal of mass surveillance and policing. at its core now it’s a tool of fascism. that’s not a cutesy cartoon of you that’s a carrot on a stick

i knew it wasn’t true when a krassenstein posted it

just learned that in the skiing biathlon you shoot a gun. bond villain ass sport

Anne Frank died from a typhus epidemic that spread through the concentration camp where she was imprisoned.

QUIT SUBSTACK

Sahar has been pleading for her son’s health and safety for months now. please at least share her post to help Odai

going to the gym in a full beat is such a vibe

i can’t wait to be 10+ years on HRT, be a thriving trans woman and get to say shit like “i lived through the 20s”

jedi survivor is one of the most star wars games i’ve ever played. i had no idea it would be like this.

well, no

why did they make the lactaid cow a baddie

if you ever think you want to listen to taylor swift you actually want to listen to michelle branch

i think it’s time to admit to myself and everyone that baldur’s gate is just not my kind of game

HAPPENING NOW: DHS just expedited Liam Conejo Ramos' asylum hearing to this morning, meaning it's possible the five-year-old and his family could be deported as soon as today. Rep. Joaquin Castro: "The Trump administration is trying to take him away again." www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...

i’m just a notch in your bedpost but you’re just in my line of fire

Lubna is also pleading for Naser’s life, please help this family in any way you can

please help our friend Rami and his son!! Nasser urgently needs treatment

this was 13 years ago.

my wife said she’s glad i make myself laugh bc if she doesn’t find it funny she gets to at least hear my laugh, so it’s a win win and i think that was so delicate of her to say

hey, is this the same hq account that seemed to taunt trump for not being as mean to trans people as his ads suggested?

for a long time it was canon that ensign Trask Ulgo told Revan about computer game terminology.

not the 67 in the handle lmao light years beyond parody

lesnbianbs 😵‍💫

reading a book like i’m the last of my kind. like i’m trying to rekindle the Literate. reading a book like my fucking species depends on it

every uconn women’s basketball score this season is like 88 - 62 90 - 45 82 - 40 86 - 36 99 - 3

she’s in Fortnite

i bought jedi survivor for my ps4 very warily, but it’s beautiful. sometimes i forget how much a fucking beast this system was, and still is