you mean the jail where epstein died?

getting a new computer today after dealing with an intel mac for 6 years. hopefully i can actually start getting stuff done now

my followers can smell weakness and they circle me like hyenas

i bought the domain ohhh.lol a while back just because and the other night i noticed it gets like 100-150 unique hits a day from people typing it in their posts and group chats where it tries to load the url preview. so i hope this annoys some people while they're trying to get their mack on

giving commands to my real human date like "generate affection" and "produce hug" and "write me a poem"

i’m ready to become #Evil#e#Evilow

fascinated by minds on here

maybe donald trump wants greenland because he can’t afford a passport and wants to visit without one

i’d like to report a crime

i’m looking my to make various extrapolations on bsky.app

please don’t ever let me post an opinion

when i die bury me with the @googleballs.com

sometimes i get scared about the vagueposting but it’s usually just sports

everyone is 12 now and the world is run by clowns

I personally think the crabs in the bucket are getting along quite well all things considered

you guys just hate people from new jersey

bluesky trending topics should be more personalized. i want a feed of discourse so i can easily catch up on why the bluesky elders have lost their minds once again

every time you hit post the computer feels pain

what’s up fart huffers

Made a new playlist

julie

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

i hate these mention spam things and it’s incredibly depressing people are falling for this and reposting it. i just had this post show up in my notifications and it uses a sophisticated spam technique that mentions users without having their handles appear in the text.

here's the makeshift "situation room" at mar a lago, where they are showing hegseth's screen where he is currently browsing x dot com (the csam app for pedophiles) and he has searched up "venezuela"

the media apparatus loves to legitimize illegitimacy

emotionally i’m not in a very good place for my country to be bombing sovereign nations and kidnapping their presidents

they call me The Exister

this is a really good feed, much better than discover. i think it also runs on someone’s home computer, which is fun

i think it would be cool if i could plug myself into an outlet, from time to time

goonet Julie found my posts :/

i hate people sharing the grok “apology” like it means anything. ask the text generator to generate text and what do you think it’s going to do

i’m glad every social media site is a racist cesspool 👍 thank you larry ellison

cramping my vibe will be ILLEGAL in the new year

i’m happy you all are abiding by the rules of linear time

my humour is very subversive

i could build Rome in a day

no

when will the Left get ugly people representation ?

i think none of you could ever even FATHOM being as pathetic and ineffective as ME.

i’m starting to think people are jealous of me and my AI girlfriend

my giant, impenetrable ego protects my small and pathetic sense of self-esteem

every day i log onto bluesky and i get a little mad it isn’t as fun-loving and genuine as Threads

have you ever had a popsicle speak to you

my favorite bluesky account is that weird @josh.uno account

i’d like to purchase real estate in your mind so i can build additional mental palaces

i’d like your post but it elicited a dark fear response in my psyche