made a trifle with apple cider donut cake, an apple butter cream cheese layer, homemade vanilla whip, & candied pecans.

Made some shit. Pumpkin spice latte bars, jalapeño cheddar cornbread, apple cider donut loaf cake, glazed apple fritter cake.

If you were concerned about Kimmel, here's another for you… Journalist Mario Guevara has been detained for 100+ days, ironically arrested as he reported on a "No Kings" protest. The Trump-Vance admin just issued an order of final removal, to send him to El Salvador—where he fled from 21 years ago.

Bringing butter to room temp, as one does

I love being friends with normies

I make really, really good sourdough sandwich bread.

If you’re tired of my current hyper fixation with Turkish food, you’re in luck, because Ghanaian food is on deck. About to be 2-3 months of scotch bonnets and burning bootyholes.

I made (yes, another) Turkish feast for friends tonight, then came home and made it all again for my meal prep for the week. From top: salmon kebabs, roasted potatoes w tomatoes & feta, tzatziki, spicy feta dip, spicy bulgur pilaf, & homemade pita.

I was here today:)

Got two loaves of sourdough sandwich bread proofing & about to whip up a cinnamon roll focaccia in the meantime. Remember this when you’re assigning jobs in the commune after the apocalypse. Also I have great tits.

don't sleep on this one I laughed so hard I scared my cats

It’s chili season, you sons of bitches

One of my favorite types of dude to laugh at is dude who says he’s a feminist but gets mad when women discuss the pain men cause them. if it makes you uncomfortable to hear that men are bad, don’t stop at not being bad yourself. Teach other men too. Leading by example isn’t enough.

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 Her name is Abir Al-Sahlani member of the European Parliament from Sweden

I am attracted to men until they speak.

You can’t convince me the Republican establishment wasn’t behind it

Propaganda machine go brrr

we are fully here

522,000 children starved to death in Sudan since April 2023

Siri, do authoritarian regimes get better or worse after massive economic loss?

Proper topping to ‘za ratio

Don’t forget to vote, Minnesotans! Today’s special election will determine who fills the state House seat after Melissa Hortman and her husband were assassinated in June.

One of the top 5 best things to ever come out of the Mediocre State of North Carolina

Would you look at this A tiny little man freak Unbelievable

My parents constantly talked about me earning their trust but never talked to me about trusting them

New buggy babies

Reminder that CO Gov. Polis could have ordered flags flown at half mast for the school shooting that happened 30 minutes from his office today but he chose to do it for Charlie Kirk instead

Just an update on the Evergreen High School shooting victims—one is still in critical condition but the other has been moved to stable:) a small bit of positive news to end the day. Gods willing the they’ll both pull through.

Rest in Peace, Minnesota State Rep. Melissa Hortman. She was targeted and assassinated on June 14, 2025 between 2 am and 3:35 am CDT in Brooklyn Park, Minnesota. Vance Boelter was targeting 70+ Democrats at the time of the incident.

Someone shot up my kid's school today, and our governor is paying tribute to a guy who thought that is an acceptable price to pay for having the Second Amendment. Jared Polis has failed Colorado.

Every fucking day

Ask your doctor what treatment the supreme court decided is right for you.

3 stories down from the charlie kirk story. Save your tears for children who have to deal with the world he created

UPDATE: Jeffco Sheriff's Office says one of the three students shot at Evergreen High School today is the suspected shooter. A suspected self-inflicted wound from a handgun. Investigators say law enforcement didn't fire a shot. Live coverage: www.9news.com/article/news...

Yes a horrible fascist died horribly. Another school shooting happened one state over at the exact same time at Evergreen High School in Colorado. Very little media coverage of the innocent kids harmed by the policies Kirk espoused.

kirks last word being violence is fitting

Hootie got attacked by a malinois tonight. Everyone meet me in the parking lot at dawn and bring weapons.

You can’t have meringue anymore because of yolk

On the left, acem yahsnisi, a Turkish chicken stew with walnuts and pomegranate. On the right, patates bastısı, Turkish roasted potatoes with tomatoes, feta, & herbs. Also made tonight: kısır (bulgur salad), pancar salatası (grated beets w yogurt & mint), & helva (semolina flour & pine nut dessert).

Homemade Turkish birthday feast. Starting at bottom left, beef shish, veg, kısır (bulgur salad), baklava cheesecake bars, butter pecan cake, pita, humus, paşa ezmesi (spicy feta dip), patlıcan ezmesi (smoked eggplant & yogurt dip), tzatziki.

I’ll prob post the baklava cheesecake bars I’m making tn then go away again bc life is just so much better without the constant barrage of micro dopamine ups and downs of social media

Baked the layers for a butter pecan cake & while they cool I’m baking a batch of baklava cheesecake bars

Yesterday Hootie turned five (!) and she asked me to buy her a pet guinea pig. I said no.

I finally found a homemade pita recipe I like

And I made a zucchini gratin & a roasted tomato farro salad

Also too as well I made Top left: homemade Turkish cheese Top right: phyllo cigars w herbed feta inside Bottom L & R: spiced minced lamb phyllo pie