Already deleted the apps. Took less than a week. It’s bleak out there, folks.

Angry faced Pine Martin in Northern Minnesota 🐾

Bunny play time 🐰

Otter snack time. 🦦

Hard to be sad when you live with the Cucumber Destroyer

Chocolate cookies stuffed with white chocolate Reese’s thins

I’m making jollof rice, red red, and kelewele this week, and you simply cannot stop me

Got a sneak peek at the full Epstein files and, hey, wait a minute

It's Toki Tuesday

Every file that comes out is going to be so scrubbed and redacted that it will be nearly meaningless. Democracy can’t stop the machine.

Cue Kanye chiming into all *gestures* this in 3, 2, 1

Hey @fredo.bsky.social i went to a soup party this weekend and there were seven different soups and I ate them all and brought home leftovers and your spirit was with me the whole time

Even if this were halted today and never done again, the economic impacts of this betrayal will be felt for generations in the Hispanic community especially.

Why has Dr Scholls not done an ad campaign where it shows one of their inserts and it says “THIS MACHINE BEATS FASCIITIS”

Do u dare me to make these www.twopeasandtheirpod.com/pumpkin-oatm...

I ran one block today. One block. And my plantar fasciitis said NOPE BITCH

Look at my good babies. The zoomie havers. The plant destroyers. The dog torturers. I love them so.

They call me Big Poppa cause of my knees when I stand up

"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"

Wild how the Boy Mayor age for cis white men overlaps with the geriatric pregnancy age

Will I ever find a good dom or will I keep being bamboozled by people who are actually vanilla and just talk a good game? tune in next week to find out

They also can’t flee to DV shelters because the majority of shelters don’t take unaccompanied minors. Their choices are abuse or homelessness.

don’t listen to the haters, olivia, I thought it was soooo brave that you were sooo horny for a man who eats roadkill and wants to bring back the plague that you blew off your journalistic responsibilities and were very bravely rewarded for your all-encompassing lack of morality

The Throat Goat meeting with her competitor

It’s either No one is paying attention to me :( or People are paying attention to me :(

Picked up this bad boy at a cookbook swap today. Over 600 pages of authentic Mexican recipes and they look so fkn good.

linktr.ee/howlingatthe... It’s day 20 of sharing “Avalanche” everyday until we hit 1 million streams! We’re heavily influenced by Coheed and Cambria Weezer, My Chemical Romance, and The pillows, #coheedandcambria #tinymovingparts #midwestemo #mychemicalromance #weezer #thepillows #alternative

Loooool remember when they all crashed out over being called deplorable

We’ve been saying

My most conservative opinion? That we should go back to the old name for the common kestrel.

i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”

florence pew: thread

West African peanut soup. This recipe is from Ghana. Vegetarian with sweet potatoes and spinach. Bit spicy. Unbelievably good.

lasaña

Sandwich Sfriday

Invest in Chubby Femmes.

Yeah it’s bomb. Turkish chicken and walnut stew with pomegranate and mint.

Making acem yahnisi ama

I’m going to a soup party soon! I’m gonna bring a Ghanaian sweet potato peanut stew. I think.

i am saddled with the thought of how different our world would be if we believed women.

Someone, quick, bring me samosa chaat

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

Deleting Instagram go for good was an amazing decision fuck meta

If you’re one of the moots I have a crush on you legally have to tell me if you’re coming to Denver so I can spiral for weeks then chicken out of asking you to hang

I’m not worried about dying alone have you ever spent time with a man?

Here’s a thread of my cats on my looms. First up is Mochi. Notably, he cannot jump vertically. He grabs the top beam and pulls himself up. There’s nothing wrong with him, he’s just not athletic and has no interest in jumping. I’ve tried to train him, but he gives up very quickly.

Vandalized US military billboards in Louisville, Kentucky

why is it called healthcare if the people controlling it don't care whether you live or die

My best friends are buying $10 alligator forceps online to take each other’s IUDs out to avoid paying the doctor to do it American healthcare is the best