Wildland firefighters are away from home this holiday protecting lives. Three firefighters were killed in Colorado last week. When tragedy strikes, Wildland Firefighters Foundation assists families & injured firefighters. I’ll match the next fifty $5 donations: wffoundation.org/kyle-clarks-...

I hope Mexico beats England today as revenge for Mexico week on the Great British Bake-off

Gooey butter cake brownies. I’ve made this recipe a hundred times and it always delivers. So easy. Go make ‘em.

The founder we should talk more about is Thomas Paine, who will fuck your shit up every time. Here he is in The Rights of Man just ripping into any ideas of "originalism" and that kind of garbage.

Today was such an insanely productive day

No firework-induced doggy explosive diarrhea incidents tonight:) everyone say good job Hootie!

It's time.

I’m in the sexiest phase of Supernatural, which is the Demon Dean phase. Leave me and my vibrator here in peace.

Having the most American dinner I can think of: Taco Bell from DoorDash

Real haters don't leap. They wait and watch. They know the true reasons for hating will be Revealed

100 years ago.

250 years of oppressing women, racial minorities, sexual minorities, and those convicted of minor crimes

called 911 to tell them I’m trapped and can’t move but then the paramedics got mad when they showed up and refused to help me? They said I can just “move my cat off my lap” …???

@wutrain.bsky.social on researching what to write to a future mayor in a time capsule and reading the letters from past ones, starting with “Sir, “Dear Sir,” and “Mr. Mayor”: “They could picture flying cars but not a woman or mom being mayor.”

more like patriot cunt

July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)

Happy 4th of July! Here's an unrelated image!

Happy 250th birthday to the plague placed upon the world by the ancient gods as punishment for the hubris of man! 🥳🥳🥳

I always say that the best 4th of july will be the last one

They’re calling it “Bing bong Summer”

I would kill or die for Larry

*takes 69 second long drag* yeah we do

This will be a thread of tips for people suffering through their first god-awful heat wave with no or subpar AC. I'm a perpetually broke Southern Californian so my ideas run cheap.

When you praise the wealthy for giving to charity, you are legitimizing a broken system. They should be taxed, and elected governments should secure the welfare of their people. When you glaze some singer for acts of middling generosity, you declare your approval of the status quo. #TaxTaylor

The anti-vax group formerly led by Robert Kennedy Jr. has been promoting the story of a woman who says vaccines killed her 18-month-old twins. She’s the lead plaintiff in the group’s lawsuit against the American Academy of Pediatrics. Well, now she’s been charged with suffocating the toddlers.

Christopher Gearhart of Lakewood, CO, is Number 87 on our list of ICE / CBP sexual predators. Gearhart resigned from Lakewood PD last year during a sexual misconduct investigation and immediately signed up to be an ICE Deputy. He was arrested in May 2026.

Your average food blog 😑

To celebrate/atone for the 250, y'all should donate to Indigenous causes and/or buy stuff from Indigenous artists. I'll list some below, but if you know of any, feel free to add. Bc I'm Inupiaq, this is going to be Alaska Native heavy....

Gm I have the day off:)

I went to the house of flies and everyone said you changed

I makea da breada

My book made me cry so hard I need a benzo and a thunder jacket

Her stomach just growled and she barked at it

oh shit they all got signed!! here’s some good trans legislative news for once

One of my more infuriating traits is that I hold out hope that an experience like this could make a person like him more human. It won’t, but I’ll keep hoping.

I came out six years ago today:) women should bang more women

I have that classical song stuck in my head that goes duh duh dundun duh duh dundundundundun

One week back on the apps and I am already regretting it

This post is for @sleek.bsky.social and sleek only

shark

Lonely! In The Living Room.

Every authoritarian movement in history began by identifying a vulnerable group whose rights were framed as negotiable. How hard you are willing to fight for trans rights is the litmus test for whether or not you understand solidarity. It’s all of us or none of us.

I can’t wait til he’s de*d

sorryyyy i dont mean to be like this i just accidentally isolated myself for like two thirds of my life in attempt to reverse engineer human behavior so i could integrate myself into society easier but it just made me like, extra weird

A pox on every single transphobe, especially those with the political and social power to make people’s lives better or worse who decide: hm, let’s go with WORSE. This includes not only rabid rightwingers, but also ostensible allies who cannot wait to sell out our trans brothers and sisters. POX!!

If you think the fair in DC was a shoddy event put on by half-assed organizers, wait til you see a spontaneous national convention planned with only a few months notice

homemade fish taco bowls:)

Wfh brekkie is the best brekkie