:/ better luck next time! www.aa.com.tr/en/europe/fo...

I did it

I am going to make jollof rice and I dare you to try and stop me

Finally got the recipe up for my arayes on the cringey food gram. Please make them they are so good they’ll give you super powers. www.instagram.com/thecatchallk...

Want to enjoy the serene sounds of nature? Tough shit. Hootie says no.

Brekkie

Fattouuuuuush

DO NOT. FUCK. WITH MY BELOVED SPOUSE.

Oh I made it here before Fredo! *Swallows the plate and food whole in one gulp*

look, im gonna put this out there plain and simple if i glance at your profile and I see that you are denouncing politicians, spreading hatred towards law enforcement, criticizing the government, supporting anyone who uses these flags 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸, or criticizing liberals... hell yeah

Finally done dying of the flu & couldn’t wait to cook some Palestinian food. Made khyar bi laban (tzatziki to the Greek) and spicy beef arayes. Fattoush coming later for dinner.

I've tried to keep it together and keep it quiet but Mrs G and I have had our asses kicked for months and we just found out that her car has a cracked motor block. I'm so sorry but if you have anything to spare, we sure could use some help. Thank you and I love you Vnmo is Scoob84

It’s mole, you absolute fools. You idiots. You simpletons.

ooooh what’s she making (wrong and right answers encouraged)

Snorting lines of all the hair and skin cells that come off of me when I dermaplane

*whispers* "when it's the majority of the calories in a meal, it's a carameal"

Buying food is not a treat and it’s not the reason they can’t afford to buy a house you hapless idiots

I was craving caramel so I made caramel.

(smoking five cigarettes at one time) and it hurt! that my friends never stood downwiiiiiiiind!

Listen I have respect & appreciation for every region’s culinary delights but straight up there is nowhere on earth that can hold a candle to North Africa/the Middle East. I’m sorry if this truth upsets you but that doesn’t make it any less true.

Za’atar and Urfa pepper on toasted flatbread with melt cheese, over easy eggs, tomato, avocado, lemon, baba ganoush, toum. Best breakfast I’ve made in idk how long.

Anyway remember this isn’t about “protecting kids” this is about good old surveillance and elimination of anonymity.

My niece has presented a selection of the finest shoes for me to wear today

May I present my neighhhhhce

Washed and dried and moisturized what can’t she do

The Epstein files also tell us that before we can hear the voices of thousands of women, one single man, even the worst man on earth, even a dead man with no soul, must say the same exact thing

Being sober feels fucking amazing I cannot ever put it into words

MAGA Adult Male assaults Texas High School students protesting ICE

Christ almighty this is fucking heavenly

:)

Tomorrow I make pastitsio. Unless I decide I don’t want to, in which case I won’t.

democrats you could stop providing free labor and credibility to his website right now if you wanted. you could simply stop posting there if you want, it really isnt that hard

Made finger sandwiches for a little Bridgerton watch party:)

Hubba hubba

Salted brown butter maple chess pie, get in me

Remember, remember the 4th of December

No death penalty for Luigi bc you can’t kill a legend

I really am glad that so many celebrities and influencers are finally speaking up but god it fucks me up that they couldn’t be bothered to until white people were killed. It’s so transparent.

YEEEEEES lose the NRA pls

TX is passing new rules for license renewal for a handful of professions that require presentation of documentation that the licensee is “allowed” to be in the country. One of the ID forms allowed is a gun permit.

*bites fist* funfetti cake with chocolate frosting and funfetti cookie crumbles

Must protect the mother while she pees

I’m extremely stoked that it’s going to get above 20°F today

Don't forget about Keith Porter abc7.com/post/keith-p...

rightwingers see people caring about others in their community and instead of finding that inspiring they think it’s some sort of grand conspiracy because they don’t understand what it means to care for others you don’t personally know

Trump is really taking a toll on the US economy. There was a report out this week from IW Koln which showed German investments in the US dropped by 45% between February and November and exports fell by 8.6%, the steepest decline since 2010. Driven by trade uncertainty and threats of higher tariffs.

I cooked for ten hours straight today. My tummy is so happy. My legs are so not.

Lost in the day: today is 20 years of sobriety for me I guarantee you I am more impressed by that fact than anyone

May I interrupt the horrors to show you pictures of my sister's chickens in cowboy hats