New baby 🤗

File this under “how not to talk to bisexuals”

im tired of talking about AI. i want more discourse about the technological advancements that actually matter. Have y’all seen wigs lately? So good. So real. The girlies are looking amazing.

Cross-dressing vegans might not be welcome in the military but they sure are welcome in my bed

Bruschetta chicken

the highest gun ownership rate in the world and nobody can fucking aim

Met the most beautiful grandmother I’ve ever seen in my life and she demanded I pose for pictures to send to her daughter so she can set us up. She told me I’ll be a great daughter in law. Still got it 💅

White cake with white chocolate buttercream and a lemon curd. All from scratch. It’s bomb.

She did it again

me integrating the edits I begged people to give me, knowing full well my writing was already perfect and nothing i ever type could be improved upon

New babies

Real comrades slow down in construction zones to protect their orange homies 🦺

Can you believe I gave birth to this magnificent creature

I have this incredible coworker who’s super into vintage kitchen tools & recipes. Well today she came in with a coffee grinder and maker from the 1920s (she doesn’t like all the plastic use in the office Keurig) and they’re just as cool as you’d imagine.

I let Hank into the laundry room for the first time. He *loooooves* the dryer.

If you’re younger than me you are my child and I love you as a doting mother

Hmmm I’m not that hungry, I’ll just make a quick manakish for brekkie *accidentally makes a fucking feast*

I’ve been pretty sick the last four days but am finally feeling a bit better today which means I have the fucking zoomies god help my coworkers

Happy 💗🕷️SPIDER MONDAY🕷️💗 Come check out some sweet new Jumping Spider enclosures from J's Jumpers, and see my last 3 of Molly's babies get rehoused!

Greek-inspired dense bean salad. I went back for seconds.

@jaimekay.bsky.social meow meow 🥹

Finally watched Bone Temple & it was worth it for the Iron Maiden scene alone

The amount of boogers leaking out of my face is truly staggering

Meow Meow says that she wants someone here to get her Resident Evil Requiem for Xbox. Otherwise she’s “taking hostages” and doing whatever she “has to do.” She said that it’s totally for her and definitely not for me.

Reminder that unemployment numbers from the government are a farce. The government just changes how they measure it to make the numbers fit their narrative.

I refuse to turn into my father. My father should turn into me.

18 Colorado Democrats sold workers out by voting with Republicans to pass SB26-121, changing the law so that agricultural workers won’t get paid overtime until they work 56 hours. You can find their contact information at actionnetwork.org/r/5o1f/protect-ag-workers.

I’m genuine believe this is Barron

New baby

About to watch Wuthering Heights, taking bets on if I’ll cry or not

I can’t find Hard Candy available to stream anywhere and I find that a little odd

Automatic draft registration: streamlined, efficient. Automatic voter registration: creeping deep state tyranny.

real long shot here but if you have any idea why melania is suddenly talking about epstein, reach me on signal at marisakabas.04 anonymity fully protected

a “ceasefire” that lasted 17 hours and killed 254 people in lebanon is not a ceasefire and referring to it as one is inaccurate

There is no ceasefire in Lebanon. Israel has been bombing Lebanon non-stop since last night. If anything Israel is expanding its war on Lebanon. You are being lied to

The gas coming out of this dog’s body right now is burning my nose hair clean off

NOW: B52 bombers are literally in the air on their way to Iran and hundreds of thousands of Iranians are in the streets waving flags and surrounding bridges & power plants. Difficult to imagine this has any precedent in modern warfare. (🎥 Al Jazeera)

Homemade simit for the best authentic Turkish brekkie

Every part of the lily plant is deadly to cats - even drinking water that lilies were sitting in can kill them. Other popular spring flowers like tulips and daffodils can also make them very sick, but there are plenty of beautiful and safe alternatives.

New babies

Oh this is a shoes-off house. Your sweaty feet help pick up the cat litter in the carpet.

Rice Kristie treats, but made with banana caramel Cheerios

Rice Krispie treat cookies

I need a live-in babysitter during my luteal phase

WE’RE LIVE COME PLAY GAMES WITH US

Thought he had a broken leg. Went to the vet. He does not have a broken leg. He just wanted attention.

Get uppied, idiot

Don’t make me tap the sign. Its support trans people or Harry Potter can’t have both

Tonight my Orange Cat stole a potato off the counter, chewed it in half, then left it like a corpse for me to find