It’s not high on the list of things wrong with America right now but nobody calls anybody O. G. mack anymore and it’s really shows

“If the Star Wars is live action, do not give it to the Filoni faction. If animated the Star Wars be, let the Filoni cook free.”

Why has “turtleneck & chain” been running roughshod through my mind for an hour?

Goddamitsomuch I just got grazed by the dog tiddy discourse not I have to apply pressure to stop the brain bleed

Developing a new epidemic I like to call “long cold”

You should watch this one

Inventing a new type of climate where it’s swinging between sunny and torrential downpours every four hours. I call it “hygge 2.0”

the time of yearning for ego death is over Now is the time of cultivating a strong sense of self

Took an early evening nap against better judgment and now I’m gonna be awake forever

Days after his third dementia screening in six months the president of the United States, who is an open pedophile, abducts a foreign head of state

Who else up taking down a sourdough baguette on their own

Feeling it www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8y7mNSB/

C’mon man

Gonna let autocorrect post for a bit

There was a leak but not to the media

Are we supposed to call our reps and tell them we don’t like when the president engages in overt war crimes, or can we trust them to get there on their own?

I think it goes without saying that I ain’t reading all that and am happy for you/sorry that happened

I think 2026 is the year I finally get around to making a dating profile.

When asked why they jangled, the keys continued to jingle at our reporter for another 10 hours

I don’t care about his diet actually

12:05 am: peace out beeches!

Crossing the finish line to 2026 like

I think I’ll learn to love me in 2026. It’s been a hard few years and this year felt like rock bottom. So yeah, I think it’s time I leaned to love myself so I can learn to accept the love in the world

Only a few more hours to turn in your 2025 thirst traps ladies and gentlemen

College sports should have a “Double Dare” option for after really clutch plays

I think harassing local daycares might get your ass kicked or worse. Bunch of people are not gonna play that

DEPLOY TSAR BOMBA

I like you goofballs but a legitimate resolution I’ve written down is “go outside more”

Truly Universal Outlet xkcd.com/3186/

Pluribus (2025)

Look, long story short a lot of you got put on mute over the holiday

Last new years opened with multiple mass murders and a half assed cybertruck exploding so, ya know, the bar is set pretty low already

The United States to me is 90% too large fix it please

Becoming obsessed with the options in Dispatch

Money Crab Grind

Anyone else just not feeling it like they used to?

I got a sense of humor for Christmas but it takes like 6 D size batteries so I don’t want to use it on here

How’s everyone disposing of the lifeless husk of 2025?

Watching way more YouTube shorts than I expected at this stage of my life

This makes sense because the week between Christmas and new years is all about reheating leftovers

Just wow. @pluralistic.net.web.brid.gy came out swinging in this article. He's right though and that's the coolest part.

Like easily 60% of people interacting to posts on here are a version of this guy

Time to put on the annual holiday viewing

Hey man, nice post Nice post, man