Going to be an exciting competition between this and mixtape for the coveted fredo "least favorite game of the year" award

I hope it's not woke

Extraordinarily funny how some peabrained Christian author shit out this Facebook grandpa post and it became the most incredibly prolific thing he ever did, a million times more relevant than all of his stupid books combined, his legacy forevermore, what a fuckin dope lmao

Soup of the day: Gold

PRIDE MONTH??? Uh excuse me but what about pride for being a STRAIGHT WHITE HETEROSEXUAL MA- *the earth opens up under me as I am dragged directly into the deepest fiery pits of hell by a group of grotesque wailing demons*

Was just casually referred to as "son" by a guy who looked to be about 20 years my junior, maybe more

As I get older I find this kind of question more interesting because it says a lot about someone's game preferences and how they might be informed by that person's experience as a player. This combined with "less popular games you like a lot" often paints a pretty interesting picture

While you were out partying I was just kinda chilling out at home watching stuff and playing games cuz I didn't get invited to parties but I don't really mind cuz it's not really my vibe for the most part, plus these days I do have a lot more friends so it all worked out for everyone I think

wait, what the FUCK???? Are you SERIOUS????? I thought pentium 1s started at 75 mhz, didn't realize there was a 60 mhz version

now watching, I hope it's not woke

Soup of the day: Rainbow donuts

Fredo's Game-Os: Luna Abyss This one is quickly becoming a big sleeper hit and I can absolutely see why. It's a very unique first person shooter that plays like a hybrid between modern Doom, Returnal or Saros, and Metroid Prime. There's not much else like it!

Quote posts are disabled so I'm going to screencap and share because this reminds me of a little Dr. Fredo bit you might find interesting. One depressingly consistent finding is that people often express different opinions for a term versus the definition of that term

Soup of the day: Maple syrup

Sometimes heartbreak feels good in a place like this

Hmmm looks like a recent update (assuming a windows update??) automatically switched edge to my default browser and also set the xbox app to automatically launch on startup with no way for me to change the setting (when I click the option, nothing happens) seems bad, to me

Been a little while since I posted a thirst trap...

Waiting for the light, traffic in the opposite lane, dude goes to turn in front of my and blocks the intersection so I'm stuck. I launch 2 missiles at his car, instantly obliterating it. After the intersection someone cuts me off without using a signal. I fire my plasma cannons

If I was responsible for someone bring wrongfully convicted of murder and spending 20 years in prison, I would follow in the footsteps of something awful founder Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka

Soup of the day: baguettes

Now playing, I hope it's not woke

Dr Fredo Presents: The Fundamental Attribution Error, explained When I don't follow someone back, it's because I have a lot of notifications and a lot going on and it just got lost in the shuffle When someone else doesn't follow me back, it's because they are a bad person

Soup of the day: Ricola™ cough drops

So I'm watching TV and I see this Denny's commercial for the new He Man themed menu and I'm like damn that He-Man Battle Burger looks good as hell, but I don't think there's a Denny's around here! So I look it up and lo and behold, it turns out there IS one by me! So I look up the location....

Fredo's Game-Os: Strange Antiquities Here's another really interesting one! This one is the sequel to Strange Horticulture from a few years back, and it's a really cool sequel in that it retains a lot of the cool elements of the original while doing something that feels pretty different

Soup of the day (submitted by @alsvid.bsky.social): Gas Station Boner Pills

*working heel* Your local sports team is bad!!! They lost an important game to their hated rivals!!! BTW that rival city is better than this one

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Same thing is now happening with Mina the hollower, anti-wokes in shambles

Soup of the day: Garlic confit

Soup of the day: Rotisserie chicken

The anti-woke discourse around 007 first light is in an especially interesting phase right now - feels very much like the first few days of baldur's gate 3 where the early impressions are extremely positive so you start to see them scale back because they know they're not going to win this one

The Forza Horizon games are each a love letter to their setting, featuring all sorts of notable landmarks, flora, fauna, and bits of culture from their environment. 6 takes place Japan so you've got all sorts of neat stuff related to that

Every time one of this guy's posts blows up (which is increasingly common), I think about the time I made a thread about professional bad take havers where a bunch of people mentioned him in the comments and he showed up to defend himself after presumably searching for his own name

Meal prepped soup today. A vegan coconut curry corn chowder & a turmeric lemon miso chicken and rice. Bomb. @fredo.bsky.social sound off

Now watching, I hope it's not woke

Soup of the day: Tacos

It's always funny to see the first 5 minutes of the original star wars where the stormtroopers are presented as actually competent, followed immediately by a 50 year run as the most prolific incompetent goons in the history of fiction

Rip to mark Davis who fuckin died

This is objectively correct, research exhaustively shows that hitting kids is associated with myriad negative outcomes including a propensity towards physical abuse Anyway, my take is that if you hit your kids you should be publicly drawn and quartered

wondering if this has now happened enough times that I can officially declare it another prophet fredo victory

Soup of the day: Grits

*waving gun around* IF I DON'T GET SOME DELICIOUS FRIES RIGHT NOW THERE'S GONNA BE PROBLEMS

You know, I generally try not to get into that "people are getting stupider, no one has critical thinking skills anymore" thing but holy shit

I just get so frustrated sometimes because it's so, so obvious that all of these guys are complete fucking imbeciles in addition to being inveterate sociopaths

You ever notice how none of those guys every expressed any interest in the odyssey or talked about it at all before it was bad & woke? You ever notice how those guys never talk about video games outside the context of them being bad and woke?

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Thanks to @kschwenky.bsky.social I am now getting alerts on my phone for the Las Vegas hockey team, which I did not know existed until this week

Soup of the day (selected by Mrs F): Macarons