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Wemby from half a mile away, you gotta be kidding

wow

Denvis

why does victor wembanyama not just eat the other smaller players

A lot of people are getting freaked out by this but I see the possibility of the world's greatest domino effect if you can hit the last person hard enough

had a dream there was a 2000 dollar cut of meat called “the butchers pussy” and anyone who ate it would throw up uncontrollably and fall remarkably ill for several days. one guy was hospitalized to the point of doctors pleading with the family to euthanize the patient ,

The thing about Pete Davidson having a daughter is that she will probably be fine but there's still an above average chance that she gets put in a microwave at some point

Gary oldman vs Gary newman

Little league home run for Shohei Ohtani at his old home stadium in Anaheim

Speaking of Joey B

You'll never have this problem with nerdcore rap. Those people are for sure definitely nerds.

here's a fun one. woman posts in a Bad Dates Facebook group about dumping a guy for being clingy. he sues her, her parents, meta and the admins of the group she posted in. Dismissed. He appeals despite no grounds for reversal... except what he gets from AI hallucinations. BTFO by the 7th Circuit.

my enemies if i win this auction

HAHAHA Bruce Springsteen WAS NOT HAVING IT with Chris Christie. SNUBBED!

I'm not sure why you wouldn't worship the devil. At best, he would leave you alone and target the Jesus freaks. At worst, he just fucks with you as much as anyone else. I think god would be too nice to mess with anyone regardless. Gotta play those odds

Not sure I really understand that samson and Delilah story. What's the moral of that one? Don't trust women I guess? Anyway I bet that rocked someone's socks the first time they heard it

Making a website called Gocker

The Mandalorian and Grogu have been found dead in what is believed to be a murder-suicide pact.

Spurs look pretty tough

Ironically, her main advice to the city as Heat officer was don’t let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat.

I of course want the cavs to win, but if it becomes apparent that they have lost the series then I want Jarrett Allen to elbow Duncan Robinson in the face

They just showed Ronda rousey hitting a heavy bag on a Castrol oil commercial and I have downgraded her from "definite win" to "likely win" against old ass Gina carano who probably won't make weight anyway

Victor Wembanyama has been ejected from game four of the Wolves - Spurs series First ejection of his career

Dave Chappelle (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a special): On May 8, 2026, Grogu, my friend, died. He fucking died.

Jamaican spiderman and he goes by Spider Mon

It must feel weird to be tried for crimes against humanity by… *checks notes* Al Qaeda

Once again milf hunters will be honoring mother's day with the traditional amnesty

A wonderful sentence from this story, describing the video of the man who threw a rock at a seal for no reason getting beat up by a local: "Meanwhile, an unidentified gentleman begins wailing on him."

Signs of a strong economy

Hey @dril.bsky.social 👍

Meeting Antonio Brown and you keep calling him Anthony

Incredible halftime show

This dog was a three term mayor of Whoville.

I've been seeing a lot of disrespect for our beautiful mods who lay their lives on the line every single day to protect us from mean jokes and nasty language and any knowledge of them liking loli porn at work and other things like that. Enough!!! Respect the mods!!! WE LOVE OUR MODS!!! 🫡

being alive in the present time

I bet getting away with murder is a lot easier in places that have alligators

just call the oklahoma city thunder my moms pussy the way they’re so deep

One thing that I really hate is getting punched in the face

After Game 1: “that alien can’t stop everything” After Game 2: “Damn that alien got hands”

Now that they have AI porn how can I tell if I'm jacking off to the real Shrek

Begging pleading barfing for anyone employed at blue sky dot app to Google "Streisand effect" because now I know the trust and safety team jorks it hard and doesn't want anyone to know about it

One of the best deals I've ever seen. I give you a penny, you give me 6400000x that amount back