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If I could murder a social media site, it'd be a tough choice between Twitter, Facebook, and LinkedIn. I think Facebook would be the bigger global impact, while Twitter would be the best for America, while LinkedIn would just personally make my life better

MAGA faithful reading his Rob Reiner reflections

Same way I found out about Epstein

Returning to twitter to minister to the hogs and do my part to improve the conversation. Fixing Andrew Tate's heart by talking about the NBA with him. Replying "Are you watching Plurbus" to a Rod Dreher post about demonic possession and kicking off a healing round of good-natured discourse.

God's creation is so perfect that literally the only patch note since Genesis 1:1 was "There's too much skin on your dingers, get trimming"

These boys are gonna have a great rivalry. Both Chet and Victor moving in ways people that tall shouldn't be able to move.

WINTER NIGHTS I GO OUT AND DRIVE AROUND WITH MY INTERIOR CAR LIGHTS LIT UP. NO SHIRT. BLASTING FULL HEAT. It isn't distracting to the other drivers. I just want everyone in the opposite lane to pay attention to me. I like the attention. Pull over. Come party. No sexual stuff. Let's just hang out.

When online incel nazi nerds shit on “The Last Jedi”

lol, come on Vic

Wemby absolutely ate Chet up

ICE agent on booze/coke carrying a loaded gun around and flashing it all over the place, throws a huge tantrum when the police are not cool with him and arrest him, and then gets put on admin leave 😢 anyway then he kills himself. probably an all timer in terms of bodycam videos.

going back in time to assassinate charlie kirk sooner

Yeah, this man is in his flow state this season. #NBASky

THEY DID THE MEME THEY DID THE FUCKIN MEME

Happy flat fuck Friday to those of us in the eastern time zone

im always asking this

hand looking extremely normal sir mr president

linkedin job history Chief AI Officer Dec. 2024- Present | Chief NFT Officer Feb. 2023 - Dec. 2024 | Chief Metaverse Officer Jun. 2022 - Feb. 2023

I am the Grim Reaper For Fucking Pussys like you . I will hit you in the mouth. Do not ask me questions

Is this the FBI? I have a tip for you

santa baby is a song about the world's hardest working infant

You don't even want to know what that elf is doing while he's on the shelf

Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”

MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry

I asked ESPN Research and they asked Elias Sports Bureau and they looked back as far as they could (to 1978) and it would appear Jalen Hurts is the first player to ever commit two turnovers in one play. Isn't history beautiful?

Healing your mind and body

If Ariana grande stepped to me, I would be able to kick her ass

Asking Michael Jordan who is The Throat GOAT

out: “t slur” IN:

fuck marry kill: acchiles, tommy john, lizz frank

Making a new national draft but it's for making people play professional sports

Live fast, cum hard

Real Children Of Men hours baby

Appropriately, he did it at the free throw line

The new paw patrol Christmas movie has a black santa which is great because 1.) it's gonna piss off conservatives, and 2.) it's gonna piss off people that get really stuck on official paw patrol canon

lmao

Cum is the forbidden fruit that gives you eternal youth if you consume it, but everyone who knows that is just trying to stop people from stealing their loads. The wealthy are building sperm banks to scam cum from the working class.

Same @realgdt.bsky.social

They're coming out with a huge new machine that fucking sucks

Making an AI girlfriend company that gives you a free trial for a month or two and then threatens to kill your AI person unless you pay for a large subscription

Editor like: do we have a picture where the guy’s face is clearly visible? Fantastic publish it immediately.

Love that Joker

if you ever feel bad about where you are in life remember this: Thomas Jefferson drafted the declaration of Independence at the age of 33. kick-starting one of the world's most evil empires. at least you didn't do something like that