Baseball vampire

holy shit

Ears are out and wiggling. Stripe is going to be a big boy. Might be a longhair.

Seven-word death punch

good thing fertilizer is cheap, now let me take a big ol swig of coffee before checking the price of fertilizer

Sonnet is backlit perfection this morning. His flu has almost cleared up and we're organising his adoption! (He won't leave until he's flu free however)

i saw a tiktok about how bullying in childhood is a sign of Bimbofication and i can't stop thinking about it

jungle cat

extremely funny that it took an American dealing with our insane health care system to get to the Vatican and be like "God told me Aetna is the devil"

We Are The Bad Guys Of The 21st Century, Part 69,420

Help this shit has me in tears

New season of Past Lives starts now! Introducing Bodily Experiences - every episode focuses on the life of a person we know through their remains, like skeletons and mummies. Thanks to new archaeological tools, we can understand past people in ways never before possible. www.pod.link/1852618120/e...

authentic frontier gibberish from Barnie Sandler

i need a young priest and an old priest

this goes for so much of the right wing ecosystem. the same guys who scream “DEI hire” would sink to the ocean if they weren’t kept afloat by their far right sugar daddies

EVERY FUCKING TIME.

It is actually very easy to no longer consume Harry Potter content. My wife was a huge fan growing up, but no more. Being unable to move on is uh, troubling behavior for my fellow millennials. There are other "special wizard boy saves the world" books, I promise!

At chili’s

Tomodachi Life has no filter in it btw

full of piss and vinegar today!!!!!

You have no chance to survive. Make your time.

Another great thread for identifying these goobers without masks

Tv Guide is one of those things that just silently stopped being important but until then it was always in my parent's house

Deltron 3030 mentioned

Hey guys is it good that our president is being fed Iran war slop to influence his oatmeal brain, I bet this is good, great even, let's give the administration one quadrillion dollars

Good morning to everyone except the worst computer industry promotional pin.

Amen

The post is factually inaccurate, I get that, but the more pressing question should be why is someone who's only accomplishment in life (playing a very unconvincing zombie and completely destroying the department of education) posting about the PSP? 🤔

My entire 401k is filled with Vibes. I was told it was full of Money. i cannot retire on Vibes plz hlp

the only thing that will make our Big Wet President stop blowing up Iran is Fox News showing graphics like these. Until then, keep feeding troops into the Strait, I guess

Society went downhill when we stopped throwing tomatoes at shitty people

wolf 3-d mania!!!, dos (1994) archive.org/details/wolf...

thought of a brand new way to be off-putting today if anyone needs to borrow it: insisting on referring to vacuuming as "cuuming"

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i worship the ground this cat’s little paws walk upon

That's not true; the other good thing he did was surrender and thus end the Confederacy

Oh lol, lmao

YOU CANNOT BE A UNITED STATES SENATOR IN PRIVATE

It is a professional obligation for many of them to be Cool, after all. That's how they get funding, audiences, etc. But Cool isn't necessarily politically prosocial. It is uncool to believe in possibilities actually before you as opposed to things which are only hypotheticals or might-have-beens.

The problem the modern, especially Online, Left has is that they want - need - to be Cool, far more than they need or want to win.

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i think they should keep this up, definitely try to hide from tens of thousands of people in plain sight, each one with a camera. good job, idiots

Trump take plastic

He made the team and my dreams come true. LFG!

On the 7th Loco, God rested, for He was wasted

Hoald on tihgt to mumy

This is embarrassing. She will be 88 years old on Election Day this year. Retire. www.politico.com/news/2026/03...

Hot take: Congress critters shouldn't ever get a special service desk. They're just people we elected to serve our interests. They are not gods, or our betters. They put their pants on the same way we do. Ohh, Fetterman doesn't like flying coach? Damn that sucks, tots n pears senator shrek