i would let you set the date on my time machine bb

Who else is waiting with bated breath for the GG Allin biopic with Michael Cera??!!

If you're going to slide into my DMs, the floor is slick, so wear socks. You'll slide better.

Spending Friday night with the fireflies

I know it's called Moscow Pennsylvania but why are there more Russians in this grocery store than Americans? Seriously though...

Sha-Na-Na at Woodstock is when the second timeline started

Can’t spell homeowner without meow

Drop some wings

little shop of horrors implies the existence of a big shop of horrors and i think that’s where we’re all at rn

Drop a scene you could watch a hundred times and never get tired youtu.be/ZFKJuzrCGj4?...

Drop some wings

What does it mean if your therapist gives you money to leave?

Drogonfly

Maybe just maybe does anyone want a shirt? Testing the waters

rudytuesdaydesigns.etsy.com $16 #artists #deadheads

knock knock go away

Those posts you make with images would probably get more likes and shares if they had alt text.

When you realize what today begins. #Gfest

Study of cat

Share one of your all time favorite actors

Piss is our brine and we are the pickles.

ever be putting dishes away & you’re putting stuff in the up above cabinets & then go to the below the counter ones with something, having not closed the up above doors & when you go to stand up you end up smack your dick right into a bowl of oatmeal?

Hey there strange slow rolling motorcycle circling my neighborhood, you sound lost. You also have a fucking computer that makes phone calls in your goddamn pocket

Following this handsome dude around my garden

You know whats sexy? Tacos

Dog: I have to watch you eat. If I don't, who will? Me: Nobody HAS to watch me eat... Dog: I don't even know what you're saying right now. Me: Dog: I'm just a dog. Bork bork or whatever.

Ok, now do no sports for a week.

Helios in the chariot with his horses. #photography #sky #sunrise #mythology #landscape

jesus christ dude 19 more days of this ?

When's the soccer tournament over?

after this i don’t ever want to hear about fifa again. with peace & love

sitting in the rain about it

I'm going to eat your eyelids, 1st chance I get.

One big tree took out 3 others from the close up look of it

Storm damage

Mr bat is not happy about all the noise in the sky right now

My Founding Fathers

My founding fathers

Lee Cronin's The Mummy is infuckingsane

Fire crack this bitch

In waiting… #photography

Is this a new feature of this app? Where images and videos don't load at all? Nice

I could really get used to this *everyone around me dies of heat exhaustion

i’m gonna go sit on a patio and drink sangria and eat nachos if u don’t mind :)

Make sure to stay hydrated with champagne

What's your name who's your daddy is he detached just like me

It's the time of the season for disassociating