Jennifer Schaffroth
@jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social
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I'm hard to explain and even harder to figure out
https://marymayijewelry.etsy.com
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oЯbe!
about 7 hours ago
if i ruled the world, today would be international chinese take-out day.
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Max Normal
about 6 hours ago
The Earl of sandwich was called John. John Sandwich invented sandwiches. Now when any of my kids ask who invented stuff I'm going to tell them it's John and whatever the item is. I.e. John Cardigan invented cardigans. Being a parent is finding new and unusual ways to amuse yourself.
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Fat Gay Tarot
about 6 hours ago
The
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#tarot
#tarotcards
#cardoftheday
#gaytarot
#queertarot
#tarotsky
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DB Bond
about 8 hours ago
Happy Tink-sgiving!!!
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
about 9 hours ago
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Marjorie James Keenan
about 19 hours ago
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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If you want your family to leave early, passive aggressively leave on the Family Massacre marathon all day, they'll get the hint.
about 9 hours ago
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Deeks 🫶
about 18 hours ago
My reposts are doing much better than my posts are tonight. Sounds about right
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Turk-E
about 10 hours ago
Happy Thanksgiving to those who partake. Merry Thursday to those that don’t.
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Gobble Shop Boy
about 20 hours ago
The plural of "deer" should be "dire."
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Secretly Jay
1 day ago
Hot Take: The best Holiday pie is actually Pizza with pineapple on it.
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How I'm rolling up to Thanksgiving
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1 day ago
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We get it you're a middle aged milf who loves sex who is also snarky, there's literally thousands of you out there you're not special
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Holy fuck I went to bed at 8pm and slept all the way to 5am are pigs flying too??
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Erik with a K
2 days ago
Ahh Iowa, where the rain smells like manure
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Max Normal
2 days ago
Might throw my phone in the sea to prevent me just posting this nonsensical stream of consciousness all night
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Max Normal
2 days ago
Mama told me not to come - Sigmund Freud
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jason.
2 days ago
The perpetual rain and daylight that ends at 4:30pm isn’t ideal, tbh. However, sometimes it makes for solid passing moments. 📸: Newport, Oregon
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You'll be visited by three spirits The three spirits:
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fungible thadius🍥
2 days ago
you wouldn't know my shitposts, they go to another social media site
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Most time consuming dishes done, with the exception of the creamed spinach which I will conquer tomorrow. Thanksfuckinggiving yo.
2 days ago
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Gobble Shop Boy
2 days ago
Thanksbutnothanksgiving
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A couple carrots for spike
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Hair of the Hound
2 days ago
If any upcoming tech genius wants to make an absolute fortune, create an app that blocks all AI and you will be a squillionaire overnight. Please can I have 10% for the idea thanks.
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Scrambled eggs at 530am in bed because why not
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Bukkakechristmas party (free link)
3 days ago
You wouldn't survive a day in my mom's vagina, Charlie Brown
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3 days ago
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Had a nightmare so I'm up now I guess
3 days ago
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Void Destroyer
3 days ago
Urinating in the corner of the grocery store while showing my teeth to passersby to establish and maintain dominance over fellow shoppers
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
3 days ago
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Sam 🇵🇸
3 days ago
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Gen Existential Crisis
3 days ago
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Wilbur72
4 days ago
Any room can be a panic room if you have enough anxiety
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strange ranger
4 days ago
Two, four, six, eight, how do we dissociate?
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The Ghost of Future Xmas Past💙💛
3 days ago
Absolute Wonder Woman Art by John Timms 2025
#DCComics
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A movie that takes place where you're from
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3 days ago
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Hecubus
3 days ago
HAY EVERYONE MY DOG WANTS YOU TO LOOK AT HIS ASSHOLE
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Max Normal
5 days ago
Some absolute fucking Quilk just accused me of making up words.
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Jo Wolff
4 days ago
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
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Wilbur72
4 days ago
So many guys out there still thinking I’m going to like their mundane response when they didn’t take 2 seconds to like my outstanding skeet.
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Brock
3 days ago
"That's it, slather and baste it like a Good Girl." -Me encouraging my wife on Thanksgiving
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Wilbur72
4 days ago
Utah and West Virginia have very different meanings for ‘sister-wife’
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧
3 days ago
i like to think that godzilla would be my friend
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Dan Cerinthedark
3 days ago
cute morning
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The receptionist at my Dentist laughed at me when I told her I swallowed my temporary bridge, so I guess that's a good sign??
3 days ago
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The last time I saw any of my immediate family was 25 years ago this Thanksgiving, so for me it's a personal independence day and it's still my favorite holiday.
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Gobble Shop Boy
4 days ago
Try or try not, there is no do.
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Reminder that 20lb turkey needs to come out the freezer today.
3 days ago
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iStarglow
4 days ago
No you shut up I made a Japanese style curry from scratch* yo
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