sorry for being so overly enthusiastic when you asked if I had any regrets

If you see someone crying ask them if it’s because of their haircut

cohort replacement FTW

well, well, well, if it isn't everything sucking ass again

A demographer I know once said ‘people don’t change, people die’ and I think about that a lot

so happy for peeps when they take breaks from bluesky and i imagine them skipping through meadows and living their best life but also how dare you

This is genuinely dope as hell.

We don't have time for this Millie

Make sure to stay hydrated with champagne

@mybloodyvinyltime.bsky.social Love the BoC avi!

Colorado needs a state holiday to commemorate blucifer

With some edibles

hey so did you know that there is no need for everything to be this fucking stupid

Some people just *really* fit their names

Polis should be impeached on basic principle

Uhhh let’s see I’ve lost track

😎

if a sign this like this triggers you, you're a piece of shit.

Mike Johnson makes me wish I had more middle fingers.

If you’re in or near the Denver area you should check out the creepy Himalayan salt-lamp moon

Rapidly developing into a mature organism

jesus, if i may be so bold, fucking christ

You have ordered your last new

This coffee could use a dollop of Nutella…

"we need more moderates," they said, whitely

Currently accepting thoughts and prayers in the form of sex drugs and rock n roll

you’d think i’d have a better jaw line with how often i’m clenching it

Garlic Parmesan Nutella

Costco should sell edibles

‘7 Habits of Highly Effective Stoners’

Being from Iowa one learns to drown their sorrows in ranch dressing

‘What the fuck are you doing?!?’ - Me, to my knees after standing up

*waits patiently for him to discover how Romanians dealt with their last dictator*

I walk around in public with the same facial expression as my cat when he sees the vacuum.

the older I get, the fucker the no

Advil should have as many flavors as Oreo

Spinach artichoke Nutella dip

I'm sorry for commenting "again?" on your pregnancy announcement

Woah, I’m so stoned -me when I’m stoned

if you throw flossers on the ground you’re a piece of shit

I'd like my obituary to include a scavenger hunt to find my body

Grew up in Iowa and it’s absolutely insane that land zoned for ag has no regulations. That’s why the water is shit and there’s fucking CAFOs everywhere.

Current circumstances exceed the functional limits of my medication

Always remember the First Rule of Fridays: never look at your office phone or it *will* ring and you *will* get pulled into some bullshit

Group chats? No no no BlueSky I came here to STOP feeling like a loser

Fuck memory foam, I need a pillow that forgets

Hoping to achieve pyrokinesis by meditating so I can burn it all down around me.

the summer of keeping things shallow

‘Meanwhile’

At least with group chats we can get our ol’ drug rings re-established