I get to do butt stuff* next week *colonoscopy

I came back to the US for what again?

💛

I fed a bird a pineapple rind at the pool and it was beautiful

Erik, 🇲🇽

Trying to give this pineapple slice a tracheotomy with my biodegradable straw

Pool music

The mai tai’s are speaking through me

Pineapple heart, which means you’ve reached the bottom of your cup o’ booze

Pool

Me & You & the Universe Next Door

This is my 4th night in Mexico and it is my 4th night eating sushi because it so effing good here 🍣

I’ve noticed my dreams are weirder when I’m at sea level

Just woke up even angrier. Impeach, convict, remove. Draft articles now. Either we have a representative government or we don’t. Do not shut up about this until there’s a vote.

Going into 2026 like

I often worry that the intended inflection of my posts will not be interpreted correctly

Oh that’s right

But that’s my emotional support crème fraîche

Just keep up that self-care routine gramps

…. I’m ready for 2027

Fuck it I don’t care anymore

I'm spiking the new years punch with whimsy and poison

Be kind, rewind your vinyl

Spatchcocked, for your pleasure.

2026: Fresh Opportunities for Fresh Hell.

Down to my last hour of work for the next 13 days 🥳

Sorry 2025, but it's time to break up. It's not me, it's you

I wanted the metric system for Christmas but alas…

Hope everyone at the NYE party likes my chicken bacon blueberry muffin sliders

It’s fun watching the best post you’ll never post self-destruct in front of you while still composing it

My internal clock seems to be running on Auckland time

Some of you make my left eye twitch

I’d just like to point out that Ranger Rick did not prepare me for any of this

Here’s to 2026

Late late-nite vinyl #NowSpinning If the ‘whrrrrr-click’ of the slide-projector sample hits you in the feels we should be friends Boards of Canada - Kid for Today

Weed is a dangerous highway to my fridge

You've just opened up a Star Trek themed restaurant. What are you calling it? “There Are Four Fries”

ok ill bite what’s avatar

Charging their batteries, getting ready dance on my face at 4 am

Thought today was Monday so totally on Tuesday am time

Late-nite vinyl #NowSpinning

I asked Santa for a Canadian visa this year so 🤞

I enjoy finding festive ways to get stoned this time of year

THC tomato basil soup

Don’t forget to leave a pre-roll out for Santa

Way too many blue wave liberals on here sharing AI images making fun of Trump or whatever. Please stop.

Pretty sure if I went to Texas I’d spray blood out of my eyes too

I feel like we’re one universe away from the really good shit

I do this thing and reassure myself it’s okay when it’s not.

Is there anyone at the DOJ with enough integrity to speak out against the cover up or are they all bootlickers?