every week is a year if you're even vaguely aware of politics in the Trump era it was the most draining thing about his first term and it has been ratcheted up to 11 in the second term, fuck all the people who don't pay attention and decided to subject us to this again

Remember when Carney said re: Trump “soon the truth will out and Americans will understand”? Can he at least give us like a hint or something?

The dooming on this site is getting out of control. Every time you post anything about politics some rando condescendingly wonders how you can't possibly know that elections are over and all hope is lost. If you've completely lost hope, I'm sorry, but shut the fuck up, OK? You're not helping.

Ibuprofen is my co-pilot.

I’m aging at about 10 years per day right now

It says a lot about the state of health care in the US when the automated message that you have to sit and listen to has “actually talk to a real person” as the last fucking option

Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?

I’m sure there are plenty of John Roberts out there who are good, decent people but the only two I’m familiar with are complete shitbags

Just. Ask. Them. The. Damn. Question. Again. And. Again. "You swore an oath to the country & Constitution. The president is breaking the law & violating the Constitution & appears mentally unfit. Why haven't you fulfilled your oath yet by voting for impeachment (implementing the 25th amendment)?"

L fucking O L

C’mon guys.. does ANYONE remember America’s safe word ?

Democrats should be blasting ads with video and images of this literal and metaphoric desecration in every television market in America.

and I put on underwear for this?

Maybe it’s time for a Tennis Court Oath

The court is comprised of insurrectionists and people who lied under oath to get appointed. Always remember that as they continue strip our rights away.

Ahhh yes it’s all the Starbucks they’re buying that’s why people can’t afford houses. For millennials it was avocado toast that was holding us back. These people are so gd out of touch with reality.

Fun fact: cats can swap places with each other in an instant, defying all laws of physics

In a world of lollipops. Don't be a sucker.

Just think of how much better my posts will be after he’s dead

The "hugs not drugs" crowd obviously never tried drugs

It's time to play another round of "Idiocracy or Trump 2.0?"

FYI :“Destruction of federal property is a federal crime. 18 U.S. Code § 1361 defines the crime as willfully injuring or committing any depredation against U.S. government property. If the damage exceeds $1k it is a felony with a fine, up to ten years in prison or both.” Awaiting law enforcement.

Got my cardio in by briskly walking past the fresh produce aisle

Isn’t it wild that you can simply ask, ‘Is he dead yet?’ and everyone knows who you’re talking about.

A growing number of artists have boycotted the service over its founder's investment in military AI.

Where's this memory loss they promised me?

Democrats should be drawing up legislation right now, this very minute, to bar Trump from helping himself to $230 million in taxpayer funds from DOJ. Challenge Republicans to hold a vote on it. Push this so hard in the media that every GOP Senate and House candidate is pressed to comment on it.

This is the asymmetry in our politics and media. If this was the other way around, Biden had pardoned someone then charged with trying to kill Trump, it would be the biggest story in America and every Republican commentator, congressman, news outlet, would be screaming about it in unison.

I'm "went to typing class drunk in high school" years old.

if you start reading books again, you’ll feel at least a little better

A haunted house but it’s just someone saying “Let’s go around the room and share one fun fact about ourselves.”

The upside to everything being terrible is that my socks are lasting a lot longer since I quit sliding around on the wood floor with joy.

treat yo self!!!

Up late rubbing tomorrow on my gums

Erik, ante merīdiem

Here's a gift link to the New York Times' coverage of the initial Tea Party rallies in April 2009 which inspired the media to treat it like a massive movement. Check out how tiny the crowds were: Philly: 200 DC: "several hundred" Boston: 500 Austin: 1,000 Houston: 2,000

I am not asking you to put "shit" in the headline, but at least do "feces" or something. Don't insult the intelligence of whatever subscribers you have left.

Cancel SPOTIFY. They are running ICE ads. F them. www.snopes.com/fact-check/s...

Some folks were worried that they'd sic thugs on the protestors or declare martial law. Instead they posted AI videos and complained. These people have no juice. Their supporters are cowards. They are are all bark and no bite. They collapse when we push back. Remember that.

No Kings Denver speaker Joe Salazar (fmr Dem state rep) tells me they estimate 25-30k gathered in Denver today, similar to the No Kings protest earlier this year. This view is from photographer Cheney Orr for the New York Times. #copolitics

The Declaration of Independence specifies 27 grievances with King George III and Britain. Donald Trump and his regime have committed at least 20 of those same offenses highlighted in yellow. #NoKings

MSNBC Grandmas in Skechers seamlessly reclaiming the frog from 4chan Nazis in about six weeks has gotta be the political upset of the century.

When the Trump admin uses "antifa" as a boogeyman at least that's a reference from the current century but Mike Johnson is trying to get Americans scared of the Communist Party like it's 1950 lol

#NoKings rallies in solidarity with the US. 1.) Stockholm 2.) Amsterdam 3.) Paris.

Weiser appears to be the only prominent Colorado Democrat who has used any medium to encourage people to attend today's massive anti-Trump rallies. I can't find any communication from any of the state's six congressional Dems to the same effect.

#LateNiteVinyl #NowSpinning Gettin zen, chilling out, prepping for tomorrow ✌️ Getz/Byrd - Samba de Uma Nota Só

I took a tolerance break so now I’m 2am stoned at 11pm…

Songs for tomorrow ✌️ #NowSpinning “No man born with a living soul Can be working for the clampdown”

See, what you have to understand about Joe Rogan is that he’s incredibly stupid