♊ + 😞

I love you 😍

If you read this you look great today

people.com/brand-of-gar... My God jeezus today!!!!

My robot vacuum keeps making this noise like someone’s knocking on the door and I really don’t care for it

I kinda love going to the doctors I only see once a year so I can be like I GOT A DIVORCE when they ask me how my year has been lol

Had some questions about this one. I have one (1) more that I can dye: a size 3XL (Comfort Colors). Hmu if you want it. 90 shipped 🫡

If you want a long-winded critique of business environmentalism in water conservation, natehousley.com/posts/The%20...

I want everyone to know that I conquered this

If we could just ❌❌ him outta there this would be a perfect song youtu.be/GVOqbskGeBs

I misspoke about something totally inconsequential yesterday and I won’t be able to rest until I clear it up

I am beautiful and wise ☺️

Always zoom in on maps and look at the random things. I found The Elusive Chicken Tender Man just this morning.

There are only ten people at this 6am Monday movie screening. Checkmate you woke pussies you’re going to prison for wire fraud.

being 86 years old

me to the interviewer

New playlist THIS WAS SUMMER 1998, taking you back to the summer when everyone only wanted that thing, that thing, that thiiiiing 👙 Spotify open.spotify.com/playlist/2sw... ☀️ Apple music.apple.com/us/playlist/... 🏖️ YouTube www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Made a good decision to not skip my doctors appt to see the odyssey today, and moved my ticket to august. I get a gold star for responsibility! ⭐️

Tree dweller

My charm was on 10 today

it was @ignoramoose.bsky.social

What texture would he be to eat, do you think? If he’s just a lump of fondant, that’s criminal.

the aliens trying to get me to take my worm medicine

Absolute worst possible form of this man

Return of the Mack is a perfect personal theme song. Period and end of all discussion. 🤣

It's no comfort that a majority of the people who are virulently anti-trans today will be lying about this fact in a few short years.

this could be us!!!

I really and truly hate to say it but a feelings wheel is super helpful

We need Gilgamesh and Enkidu fucking on screen tbh!

I’m out of my fruit ice 👎👎👎👎

She loves feet

Text me

I get that a lot of you don’t like Gracie and I get it buuuut that’s my girl for this song, and I Told You Things

One of my gaming bros is super annoyed at another gaming bro and I’m getting all the gossip 😍🤫

The most polite snake is rattlesnakes. No other snake even comes close.

In February, USA Rugby banned trans women from all levels of one of the world’s most inclusive sports. What happened next was telling. Across the country, teams refused to comply. The story of the Baltimore Ferals, who are pushing back: www.thebanner.com/sports/rugby...

Like, we did that to jimothy. We did that with our poisons in everything, our pollution. 😭

Sometimes I take work breaks to co regulate with my cat

This is art, to me.

Dune shirt dyed for a respected mutual 🫡 (this one isn't for sale, but I can dye you a similar one for $85 shipped. Printed on Comfort Colors by Night Channels, Small to 4XL available. DM if you want one 🫡)

Was telling someone this weekend how my plants thriving is a visual representation of how I’m also pouring that care and feeding into myself and it’s just so nice

new policy just dropped

ugh my shit is all fucked up today

doggie

It’s always interesting when the vibes are so good but so bad all at once.

Please Hammurabi Don't Hurt 'Em

1.5 pots of coffee please!