your braves mutuals are right

Americans: "Bro what happened to lowering the cost of living?" Trump: "Okay so I talked to Chris Tucker on An Island That Shall Not Be Named and he said he wants to do it again. He said he'd talk to Jackie Chan and Jackie Chan loves me very much. I don't wanna say too much but it's coming!"

since we’re officially in thanksgiving week, it’s time to get team ham started over here

the only thing i had on my list of things to do this weekend that i actually did was sleep

ideal newsfeed/social media algorithm

Land doesn’t vote.

buddy, just throw some money your university’s way and stop this public humiliation kink

Crockett on MTG resigning: "Honestly, I was like, you got to be kidding. You're on the other side of the president for one week and you can't take the heat? Imagine what it is to sit in my shoes."

Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City

i am someone’s dream and someone’s nightmare and both my own dream and nightmare or something

apparently we have a football coach

breasts

i know just the place for him

every day, people get on an app on their little phones and etc they’re fingers type out some shit that contains so much information about who they are as a person that they didn’t have to share.

if you ever in your life find yourself typing anything remotely similar to this, you desperately need to rethink pretty much everything that led you here

Still can’t get over how weird it is that Brian Kelly noped out of his own son’s senior day.

do not comment on the light bulb that’s out. i have bigger priorities right now—like taking pictures while waiting for my bathtub to fill up.

I hate when people say “act like you’ve been here before” bc no. Pimp the shit out of your achievements and accomplishments. Especially a full count 12 pitch walk. If you don’t flip that bat smfh

gonna give y’all a hint- the women in your lives will appreciate you if you just sit down to pee so that, even if you have great aim, you’re not splashing it all over the place.

i hate that i have to go to twitter to get morsels of razorback rumors

Georgia Tech fails the "go for 2 down 8" test, I THOUGHT YOU GUYS DID MATH

🐝👀👀👀

My stadium that is always full of OutKast played Toby Keith and that’s your bullshit not mine

sometimes the timeline provides immediate feedback

kinda glad i didn’t give emily the opportunity to have me drive across the country last night to go to the bees game today bc i probably would have done it if i had put it enough into the universe

important!

i deserve this 🤗

the kind of hamstrings you can see through my leggings

my football team might suck, but i’m still strong as shit

Oh that’s something new for the pain bank

i hate it

cool. defense got their pb&js at halftime and took a nap

what i hate most about this team is that they do just enough to not let you leave.

i wonder what it's like to be a fan of a team that has a defense you can believe in?

holy shit we forced a punt?

love to absolutely bust on coverage every other set of downs.

i miss when we had a wingo

i don't think arch has even had to move to a second progression today. love this team.

sark scheming against this defense is going to get ugly 🤷‍♀️

it's about that time to be disappointed. let's football.

That's one word for it

Such a weird own goal. They absolutely did not have to say shit about this.

back when they were Southwest Missori State, my coach went to a clinic they put on and brought back a drill for us and that during that drill one day is when i/my team/coaches learned i could dunk a basketball. anyway- that's my lore.

when the girls at wendy’s fight over who get to fill your chicken nuggets order that day. my brand. i was just called a traitor bc someone learned i went on a shift that wasn’t hers. 😭😭

He meets with Mamdani one time and immediately tries to step his swag up

just a test

Another reason we need to be more openly hornt is so we can shame the actual weird behavior. Normal: wanting to fuck and expressing said desire Not normal: whatever the former couple with all the z’s in their names is doing

it’s really bullshit how going to bed at 10 and being asleep at 10:30 allows you to wake up feeling all kinds of refreshed and good about life.