people think my best twitter bit was hating dansby when it was actually an annoyingly long time of giving unwavering support to will smith, the pitcher.

This does work in the positive direction as well. Brian Snitker became The Bullpen Whisperer in October 2021 and never agian even came close to that level of tactical brilliance lmao

work kicked my ass so much today that i bailed on lifting. treadmill only.

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the username.. she’s a star.

Watch this Titans TD, TRUST ME. You cannot predict ball.

wizard frog is insane

The media trots out the "deplorable" comment from a decade ago to castigate the left. Once a week now Trump implies that the military should destroy democrats, and it is just how things are.

the blue jays on their way to proving that canadians are way too nice

Two dudes whom despite their best efforts have no power in Canada.

we really needed a good toronto blue jays baseball team when vaccine mandates were still a thing. imagine missing a world series game bc you didn’t get a shot?

there truly is a trump post for everything

vladimir lmaooo

Playoff Max Fried 7 IP, 1 R, 3 H, 10 K -or- 3 IP, 6 R, 12 H, 1 K There is no in-between, take your chances.

“fuck off you dumb cunt”

the amount of fragility is amazing to see

Trump is now 40 minutes late and counting. Naval cadets still standing around in total and increasingly uncomfortable silence.

I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win

this thread is perfect. no notes.

was messing around while stretching out at the gym yesterday and my triceps caught me. anyway- please appreciate my triceps. thank yew.

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

Anyone who sees the sadistic violence of ICE agents which appears before us daily and still believes common ground can be found with Republicans on immigration policy has forfeited the right to be taken seriously. This is the most basic test of humanity and you're failing it miserably.

green space = good space not only does it help with absorption of the sun, it also helps with absorption of rain water. a ton of flooding issues in the states are caused by the never ending desire to fill every bit of a city limits with pavement, either for more roads or more parking.

"Fuck ICE" is a patriotic sentiment. Perhaps the most patriotic in this moment.

did i just work from 11pm to 3am on a saturday night? sigh.. more to finish tomorrow.

“the nightshift is ready”

once

Always the important question to ask: If they're willing to show you one horror, what horrors are they unwilling to let you see.

this is why he’s not afraid of lightning

we’re 3 plays in and carson beck is already fighting for his life.

LMAOOOO THAT’S WHAT YOU GO TO ON 4TH AND THE GAME?

taylor on my ears and chappell roan on the gym speakers. a good day.

nothing that says we’re not living in a real world right now like vandy having one of the best football teams in the country.

cubs folks freaking out over a six-run first. your first time? come talk to me when it’s ten. twice.

4TH DOWN FULLBACK PASS BY AIR FORCE

"just upload a scanned image of your drivers license no big deal"

I think its very cool that the moderation team is completely at odds with the morals of the majority of the users here and also actively hostile about it

weird how the actual answer, "he has been a habitual liar his entire life," is never considered here

bye weeks are so fun bc guess who can’t hurt me tomorrow?

I’m wheezing they actually posted this

yeah, being harassed sucks.

one of the best things that’s happened to me/for me in a long time is being able to reconnect with an old friend this week. idk. i’m just a big fan of collecting, or recollecting, good people. feels good.

hell yeah 🐗♥️

This is literally directly across the street from an elementary school.

president businessman has done it again, what a brilliant dealmaker

1. crash an entire industry 2. it on the previous administration 3. return everything to original baselines 4. get praised for it the djt way™

What's going to be really wild is when 7yo and all her friends are singing about Travis Kelce's dick. They won't know, but all the moms will 🤣