4 years later and I miss the laugh and the hugs the most

Branch is a little fucking bitch

PATRICK MAHOMES DO NOT RUN TO A FIGHT

Too bad Buttfucker couldn’t kick it out of the end zone last week

Is this an inflatable?

Not saying it has been perfect but holding a team scoring 35ppg coming into the game to just 17 so far is very impressive

This will come in handy

Omg holy shit the emotions

FUCK YES

Omg we get Rice back next week

HURRAY HURRAY HURRAY

Would’ve been fun to have that one point Butt licker

What the fuck was that pro Israel commercial

Almost 90% sure that I was given a 100 and lost it. May the universe bring it back to me. Please. I’m poor.

Take your pick of parts from this specimen

FUCK YES

Pretty sure I lost $100 bill so kill me

My boyfriend Fred Warner is out for the season???? NOOOOO

Alex Gordon’s forearms!

Patty!!!

This I like

What a stupid ass play call

Lololol

Absolutely losing by one point.

Going to go home bc I still have 2 days of work and those mother fuckers were DRANKING but I’ll be staying for the MNF game

Every fucking week that POS

If one more boomer tells me how to make their drink I’m going to kill someone. So many old people today 😩😩

Pro tip: if your neck is hot you don’t need to put an ice pack contraption that looks weird you could just put your hair up. It might help.

Dolphins lol

That return was way too good god damn it

Chargers lol

Let’s do your little spells and incantations and prayers and vibes for money to come to me today. Whatever you prefer. Mama needs new tires.

I’m starving and can’t eat for 5 hours bc I thought by eating breakfast and lunch I wouldn’t be starving already

I just want a million dollar buyout

The fun thing about coming so early is I’m basically just chilling at Arrowhead alone, like I own the place.

I just feel so justified knowing I was right in what I got from my Catholic teachings and they are what radicalized me

👇👇

Didn’t work at the airport this morning like I usually do on gameday, maybe I’ll stay for the game tonight.

I have to be at work at noon. The tailgate doesn’t open until 3:20. It takes me less than 45 minutes to set up. This is nonsense.

I’m so fucking tired of seeing my pasty ass legs but here we are on Oct 12th getting ready to work outside and try not to sweat to fucking death

The anxiety is looking to kill me today.

Another home Chiefs game, another almost 90 degree day. This is fucking bullshit and I’m tired of it.

Stop using ChatGPT as a dime store Cyrano de Bergerac. JFC.

Is anyone on pizza dough flipping TikTok?

They screamed "The Biden Crime Family" for four fucking years because of nepotism from the Obama years.

You guys have no idea how many times I’ve watched Baby Boom

Salvation Army seen feeding ICE today. For anyone who doesn't already know about their bigotry, here is more, No need to give them your money this Christmas, or ever.

Whew