If a man ever talks shit about Audi Crooks to my face I’m going to separate his nuts from his body with a rusty spoon. Fucking losers who never accomplished anything so they comment bc they’re jealous of a girl in her early 20s.

It would be hilarious if Bo Nix won a Superbowl before Burrow or Allen tbh

I’m just over it. I miss baseball.

Tomorrow is my 6th day in a row and I do not know if I can make it

The Red Sox are in the bottom 3rd in % of revenue spent on payroll. And they have the 4th highest revenue in the league.

When you have an opportunity to hire a coach who got fired for facilitating the hazing of multiple players 2 years after firing another HC for sexual harassment and 7 years after a prominent doctor at your university was convicted of sexual abuse of dozens of athletes, you just gotta do it.

Never forget that people were killed so that Donald Trump could fake an assassination attempt

I’m having such a great morning at home why would I ruin it by going to work?

Remember when everyone in MO was guaranteed paid sick days?

The heat is set at 66 and I don’t think I’m strong enough to keep it there

FINAL | No. 1 Nebraska sweeps Ohio State to become the first Big Ten team to go 20-0 in conference play since Penn State in 2009. The Huskers enter the NCAA Tournament at 30-0.

Where is a place that isn’t windy?

I appreciate the mustache trend bc you can see the uggos for they are without being fooled by a beard hiding a weak chin

Shout out to the man who stood up and said loudly “You are amazing, I can’t believe everyone doesn’t tip you, what is wrong with society?” And then several more folks left money lol

These lights piss me off so bad and aren’t worth the cost of extra electricity. Not festive 0/10, go to hell.

Wonder if I’ll ever get that tax return? Sure would come in handy.

I’m sure that profanity thingie uses AI and I don’t fuck with that and no on is beating me in the use of swears. I fucking win.

gotta be one of the top two catches against Penn State in conference play

Stop working myself to an early grave and make home repairs

top notch mascottin'

Holiday travelers are absolute cunts

Lauritzen Gardens in Omaha has 6 Dambo trolls until May 18th and it’s extremely important I go see them

And every single one is an absolute banger

And one more other thing I’m seeing now, that Northwestern unsurprisingly didn’t mention in its statement, effectively banning gender affirming care at NU school of medicine

Fucking sick

Today’s assholes of the day are the parents of the 10 year old who had a bloody nose and left the bloody napkins all over and directly on the table for someone else to clean up. I hope they lose every dollar they ever make in a ponzi scheme.

Have we all come to terms with Matt Rhule sucking for life?

I think I’m sick. Either that or extremely deregulated. I hate everyone today

This is a great deal(hoodie sells by itself for $95) that I’m going to likely buy and split up amongst my children and myself-if you didn’t get Merch due to pricing here you go-Also Eras Tour merch is on sale on Taylor’s website including hoodies for less than $40

I’m so exhausted and I don’t want to go to work and I still have 4 shifts if you count today and I need money so there’s no calling in please god let someone fall in love with me who is near death and extremely wealthy

Just to be clear, "denaturalize migrants" means stripping US citizenship from people.

Stephen Miller is a balding, short, pasty white man whose wife fucked Elon Musk. He’s not superior to anyone yet they let him call the plays.

The weirdos are here and ruining my Bluesky experience

My dreams are ruining my life

How did I start liking sports and why? Why is this my life? I’d kind of like a do over.

Andy appears to be losing weight and I’m going to blame this shitty season on him being hungry and also Meghan Trainor

I can barely watch the season where Murr wears Q’s hair made into a wig bc it freaks me out

The more I think about it the more I wish I had said fuck off

Ballgame

From where??? Go to hell.

Absolute fucking bullshit

Great job Hollywood

A long off season could do some good along with firing a lot of coaches

Wide fucking open omg

Travis

Damn it all to hell

Damn

Absolutely the fuck not

Gabby just said “he’s so fucking fine they’re distracted” after that TD 😂😂😂

Holy fucking shit what a catch