“Can you have possession of a football with your knees?” is a question I had never thought about.

37.5% - In penalty shootouts in all competitions for #NWSL teams, Aubrey Kingsbury has saved 37.5% of the on-target penalties she has faced (9/24). All other goalkeepers have combined to save just 17.2% (20/116). Different.

Holy shit.

Lol, that Indiana catch was so good that the Penn State player signaled the first down.

Did they just… repeat the same trivia question?

Added a third screen for Indiana-Penn State because Dylan loves me.

Dvorcek just referred to it again. Stockton's athleticism is only "sneaky" if you just parachuted in for today's game and ignored every game he's played.

What is happening with this outfit?

Absolutely wild to say that any college football player is “sneakily athletic.”

WHAT A CATCH.

70% humidity is disgusting. I am so sorry to everyone there.

Currently double screening Georgia football and Washington Spirit soccer. Feels like the epitome of sports queer.

A foggy start to the day! #lincolnmemorial #dmv#happysaturday @capitalweather.bsky.social

Bought at @streetlightlily.bsky.social’s recommendation.

Do your parties not have an educational lecture?

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

It’s amazing how the smallest amount of cooking generates so much mess.

Meg: Perfection

Having spent several hours organizing, I do think that three is the correct number of drawers to store my lingerie. I do think my preference is hanging, when possible, but I just don’t think it is in my current closet.

HELL YEAH.

I am making a hot dish tonight for our 50th anniversary of the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald party tomorrow.

Call me crazy but no one should live in poverty in a world which is capable of ending it, regardless of their employment status

Maturity means that I draft a mean reply, sleep on it, then draft a nice reply.

No, I don’t think that’s right.

I involuntarily made a disgusted face.

Welp, looks like Virginia is for they/them.

The ESPN app has started sending me push notifications for every Adam Schefter article, and I will delete the ESPN app before I allow this to continue.

Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest. The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says. "I could smell the onions and mustard."

A very specific and heartfelt good morning to Natalie Maines

Just what he needed

can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.

thank you for all the support; the statement from our union is now live here with some more reporting. now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.

I am less and less confident that there is a non-violent way for any of this to get better

I don't want AI. I want to stop filling out my entire medical history every time I go to the same doctor

FACT: you should be sappier with your friends and loved ones. there is no reason not to be.

I believe in asking for what you want, which is why when my girlfriend posts about being unable to buy a ridiculous holiday decoration because she isn’t getting paid because of the shutdown, I buy it for her.

Crows at my office today. How do we think juries would feel about me if they catch me hanging with the crows?

Alright, I guess it’s finally time to watch KPop Demon Hunters.

One thing about me… i do support the dolls!

Arkansas doing some real Bobby Petrino performance art

Florida killed that man’s grandpa and he didn’t forget it

Some bullshit officiating happening here.

The ADHD is combining with the desire to FINALLY be settled, and I’m halfway through at least six different little projects at the moment.

Wow, just having a bit of anxiety for no reason???? Brains are so dumb.

Just ordered myself a wine advent calendar, and I have no regrets.

Instagram convinced me to checkout monkey hooks to hang all my stuff, and they are in fact very easy. Except when you hit a stud. As I have done three times.