Couldn’t do #TTT on account of the time difference, but here’s me in Istanbul yesterday!

And some of us are lazy and do not enjoy chopping veggies!!!

oh no someone defaced the banner of Dear Leader in Logan Circle, Washington, DC

“Every single photo of the group, you’re like, ‘I’m the model,’ and everyone else is just standing there.”

It was empty, of course.

My black hellebore plant is very protective of her blooms, but now that they are starting to set seed and mature, she tells her children to fly into the world and do their work. So I gently picked a few and used them in a protection spell for others who are currently vulnerable. #WitchSky

Only exception is the robot at the hotpot place who brought me dessert and sang happy birthday.

It was empty, of course.

Day three. Water marbling workshop and a street food tour.

“You feel bad about everything. I feel bad about nothing.” “That’s because you’ve had a lot of therapy.”

Me, at 3pm: I am so tired, and we still have so much to do. I simply must have an afternoon Diet Coke. Me, at 11:30pm: Goddammit.

This story is an excellent read.

Palace mirror selfie.

In a jewelry stall at the Grand Bazaar, and I made this man fix my bracelet for free.

Is he blaming South Africans

What’s good for the goose is good for the gander. What’s good for the gerry is good for the mander.

They think you're stupid.

Learned that they put in a special request to give me a room with a bathtub. 🥰

There is nothing more powerful and more meaningful than just choosing to help someone else, in whatever way you can. Every little bit matters, but when we all do it together, no hatred or malice or cruelty can stand in the way.

Yes, I did just go to a hamam yesterday, but that did not stop me from getting in the bath with a bath bomb this afternoon.

“Let’s move a little more quickly, please!” “Why?” “Fight.” “Oh? I wanna watch a fight!” “Not this one. That man just got a pipe out of the trunk of his car.”

Tile details from inside the Rustem Pasha Mosque.

First order of business was food and caffeine. But second order of business is visiting a hamam.

Good morning, Istanbul.

Me: weird that he didn’t ask for my number. Me, the next morning: oh, right, he already had my number.

Gotta love with the TSA Agent is like. “You travel a lot, don’t you?”

I’m pretty.

is this good

lol at a man messaging me, “you are very much type,” and then his profile says his turnoffs are make up and plastic surgery. Bad news, bud!

A beautiful spring sunrise www.markalanandre.com/blog/the-sun... #dcphotography #washingtondc #dcwx #landscapephotography @capitalweather.bsky.social @popville.bsky.social

Attn: Democrats running for office! Coming out strong on AI regulations will only make me want to vote for you harder and tell all my friends to do the same.

Last night I was listening to come meditative music while doing some tarot. My playlist ended, so Apple Music was like. 9:30? That’s when you usually listen to fucking music. Here’s some fucking music. Went from “I am alive and well,” to “I just need some dick.”

I am going to unfortunately have to get someone to buy me the boujee microwave popcorn that’s been in my Instagram ads for my birthday.

Recently one of my coworkers told me that she was trying to step up her work wardrobe, and I was someone she thought of as always looking put together. So that was nice.

Ladies want to see those thighs my guys. Don't wear these

Oh my god, I made the right choice to save The Pitt until there was more sunlight, I am sobbing in the bathtub, holy shit.

No, but really.

On first dose of ADHD meds and I'm sorry have you people been walking around just able to "concentrate" and "do things" your whole lives you sons of bitches why was I not informed

Big VA politics news this morning. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/16/u...

Linda, when someone calls her dumb

It’s a good thing I’ve got tomorrow’s #TTT locked and loaded because I have been picking at my face.

In five days, I’m gonna be in Turkey with one of my best friends.

Spent a minute staring at myself in the mirror, trying to like a pair of pants, before giving up and putting them in the donation/clothing swap box.

Barre is playing a dubstep version of Landslide, and I might die.

Our receptionist just said that she doesn’t have home Internet????

AND HE DID

Twice in three days that a man tried to see me on no notice and I was busy. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Showering before my Vyvanse kicks in is an endless series of “where did I put…” “did I already…”

Lucy Dacus just trying to handle this is amazing. But I, too, would ultimately accept whatever Janelle said