What a game.

The Fiesta Bowl used to mean something

Today's news in "local elections matter a lot." The town council of Franklin in western NC voted unanimously to return a piece of town property to the Eastern Band of Cherokee. wlos.com/news/local/t...

Trigger Warning, obviously, and do not watch this if you do not have capacity, but I found this to be an incredibly clear breakdown, as someone who was in a deposition and unable to check news all day yesterday.

Some days I feel like I am really good at my job. Today was not one of those days.

Texts I love to receive: Harford county school superintendent was robbed by a prostitute while on a work trip to New Orleans and had his school issued laptop stolen during the robbery. Local media, man. foxbaltimore.com/news/project...

say it with me: Cleveland Browns head coach Mike Bobo

Late last year, the second season of Nobody Wants This came out, and I mentally flagged it as “save in case of emergency.” I spent several months wondering if that was a foolish amount of pressure to put on a show, but I gotta tell you: I do feel like it delivered for me when needed.

Todd come back to Athens you’d be greeted as a liberator

Not wrong. They are the most stressful part of my travels.

my hot take is that I don't think it's this website specifically that's toxic. the Circumstances are toxic and nobody really knows what to do about it so they come online and scream. and if I may offer an alternative: actually going outside and screaming feels better.

Absolutely nuts how much better I feel after a good shower.

You know what I did with this? Absolutely nothing because I realized at 4:30 that I hadn’t eat today.

Before I forget, a happy latest sunrise of the year to everyone around my latitude.

Fitbit says I am 100% ready today, and I assure you that is not the case.

But I don’t wanna go to work today

This represents 12 classes a month for 12 months! She cute!

okay but having a boyfriend *is* embarrassing, you’re not 16, you should have a lover, a paramour, a gentleman who calls on you, if you insist on men

Can’t believe this got past DMV.

This represents 12 classes a month for 12 months! She cute!

I’m getting really excited about my trip to Turkey!

What’s the last car you stopped to take a photo of? They’re so proud to be a notary!

repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally

We’re hornymaxing all of 2026

Listen. We are ignoring our problems and watching a musical today.

like, it's not that this isn't terrible or I'm unconcerned, it's just so overwhelming my brain short circuited

Shitposting is a valid coping mechanism for how awful things are

Remembering when I interned for the Narcotics and Dangerous Drugs Section of the Criminal division of DOJ, and the first thing they had me do was a deep dive into the long arm jurisdictional statutes we used. No reason.

So fmr Honduran President Hernandez voluntarily surrendered, and was duly extradited, tried and convicted for drug trafficking, and Trump pardoned him 6w ago. And this morning, Trump illegally attacks Venezuela and abducts its president and his wife purportedly to try them for drug trafficking.

What a cool and normal day to wake up.

I would like a grotto with different temperature pools and also a lazy river and a lot of plants so I fed like I’m in the jungle.

Me, trying to decide what to have for dinner: BITCH, there is duck jollof in the fridge, why is this a question?

I want you to know that squirrels eat mushrooms

Kill. Me.

Can’t believe I’m doing this sober. Just… raw dogging Georgia football??? Unhealthy.

Oh, so NOW we’re calling holding?

HOLY GOD.

WHAT WAS THAT PLAY CALL.

Defense has gotta STEP THE FUCK UP HERE.

Kill. Me.

Are you fucking kidding me?

The scream I screamed!!!

Over/Under on how long it takes them to fix the possession indicator on the score bug.

Alabama and Ohio State losing on consecutive days is Christmas, Part Deux

I’m already sleepy, which does not bode well for the rest of the evening, since my game doesn’t kick off for another two hours.

I also have an expressive face that I am often moving in ways I’m not totally aware of, this is representation for our people

What an incredibly stupid series of plays.

A message for you all to carry through the year