DFW airport Terminal D has a giant sculpture of a clitoris and it’s nerve endings

Not sure if I can convince myself to read this but I’m very interested in hearing author explain their research methods, perhaps at a family dinner when their work comes upb

Isn’t this one of the pro life guys

> looking at tech sector layoffs > ask the hr manager if the layoffs are from ai or from the end of zirp > she doesn't understand > pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is ai replacement and what is zirp > she laughs and says "they’re good layoffs sir” > check the data > its zirp

I think my new bit is going to be pronouncing Dallas with Spanish language orthography and if corrected just say it’s too hard to pronounce otherwise

What gives me hope? There's a black woman who wears glitter driving the 69 truck in NASCAR. Nice History Month

On the left is an Onion headline from March. On the right is Reuters, today.

I wonder if the guy that has a shirt with the words “tap me if you need prayer pro life education” at this Willie Nelson concert has ever listened to any Willie Nelson songs

This is what happens when there's historically low trust in the Presidents of the United States of America

This is the plot line of the romance I’m writing basically it’s just missing a fight about GitHub’s lack of websockets and using Apache Kafka

Remembering from very distant past that reporters will typically first call/contact people who they know will pick up/call back, now wondering if the guy with the Hormuz quote is the same guy who was so happy in late 2024 he could say certain words again?

RIP freud. you would’ve loved whatever this is.

“This is the romance our times need,” i delusonally say to myself as I write a romance where they don’t even smooch and somehow Apache Kafka plays a minor plot point.

I’m not the right kind of girlie for this but I am curious if the jewelry girlies know when the sideways cross (instead of like pendant on chain) became so popular and design and why

how is the white lotus still in business

I don’t have any proof but Professor Oak feels like the kind of guy who publishes his books with “Samuel Oak, PhD”

It does feel like a relevant question these days

yeah we know

I know everything is terrible, but “Medellín, Colombia has seen a 542% rise in bookstores over the past 70 years. The city of 2.5 million has over 110 bookstores and 25 libraries, many of which were once prisons and police facilities.” www.unesco.org/en/articles/...

Harper Collins is the publisher as opposed to idk Ignatius Press

I texted my therapist about something my mom did and she, a professional, said “oh fuck!” I’m getting very close to winning therapy I can feel it

It has arrived

Hahahahahaa

Deep in enemy territory with men talking about a fight with a wife

Come on bbs we can do the same to AI

It is *fascinating* to me how quickly some people have gone completely from “we all must work in the office! human collaboration is vital and only happens in person!” to “I can replace all these pesky people with chatbots!” Definitely some commentary there about our society and who gets to choose.

Hi! The Onion and Bluesky are throwing a party at South By Southwest in Austin on Saturday. It's free and spots are limited, so sign up nowish. We did this last year and only a handful of people died, so we're hoping to keep those numbers down once again! anormalfuckingparty.splashthat.com

if anyone has never seen the gemini doomloop it looks like this

Why are there dots in the sea?

if you are the person who put their dot in texas, please email me at [email protected] if you are available for an interview

"The reason why I chose to run for state government … [was because] state government was stopping us from being innovative, was stopping local government from governing. And the state government seems to be, on whole, pretty comfortable with devolving into a survival of the richest."

Did not know this was a career option and I do feel I’ve missed my calling

I’ve progressed far enough in therapy to finally recognize other people’s poor communication and boundary issues, damn

2026 basically

Adulthood seems to be that all my best friends are in my phone like “Emily Bicycle Riverside Beer” or “Amanda Wichita Falls Baking Home Improvement”

I’m at a coffee shop and there’s an adorable knitting group here and one of the women just said: “I used to have an aquarium but then I had the daughter and the son and the cat and the dog and the husband and it was just too many things to keep alive” and like ma’am dump him

My therapist last night told me I’m her most traumatized case ever lol

for sale: readme, never read

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.

Nina Simone avoids making political statement during her performance of "Mississippi Goddamn."

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

Bad Bunny’s closing messages during his Super Bowl performance: “The only thing more powerful than hate is love” “Together, we are America”

Ocasio gang rise up 🙌🏽🇵🇷

The March for Life bringing measles to DC feels like another thing that would be written for a satire but since satire is dead it's reality.

Bad Bunny isn't an immigrant. This shit is cooked through. 150 years of being a newspaper and now you're a 4chan comment thread.

This took me far too long but it’s Woke Settlement now