of course i'm a prison abolitionist and of course i have a huge glaring asterisk on that for the gulag we need

I don't want to watch a video of ICE killing somebody.

reporter: donald trump has announced that americans must evolve into a race of hardy metal men via mandated injections of liquid mercury. your response? klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business

I hate you

an important thing about being an adult is that you never ever "have to listen" to a podcast

One thing about a woman… they finna know something

this is my sleep data from the past week - can you spot which night Loop missed the field goal

just went off in the family (in laws) group chat about harbaugh why am I like this

Steph Curry Finally Finishes Eating Mouthguard

John Harbaugh to join Harvard’s Institute of Politics.

1. no. 2. why does his head look like that, it looks squished in the middle

trump screaming at siri, asking if he is allowed to pardon a head coach firing

Baltimore Ravens Head Coach Stavros Halkias

a hearty RIP BOZO

🤲🏿

I worked in Baltimore politics until a few months ago and that's how it still worked and it SUCKED SO BAD :) governance by whoever's standing in front of me

Zohran just went out and fixed the Williamsburg Bridge bike entrance. Just did it. No faffing, no nonsense. Bam. Fixed.

Amazon invented a problem: "we're gonna leave millions of valuable packages just laying on the side of the street every day" and then was like "oh no look at all these disgusting criminals taking advantage of you, here, buy this surveillance camera" and like 90% of Americans said "cool"

sometimes when I don't feel like working out I think WWDHD. what. would. derrick. henry. do. and so I go work out. and that's why we have similar physiques

when pastor @solomonmissouri.bsky.social is Harbaugh-posting, you know it's serious

Lord please allow the Baltimore Ravens to fire John Harbaugh

Derrick Henry!

my last two brain cells

trying to lift spirits like a mom with a depressed teen: hey remember when cheney died? remember when that guy got kirked? remember when that guy said you wouldn't last three seconds in his dead moms pussy? what we did to fallon? you used to have so much fun here c'mon

it's probably a coincidence that our government is in the hands of antivax freaks and our nation is experiencing waves of serious communicable illnesses

got multiple BIG LAUGHS at church small group tonight, I love being the class clown

I think it was kinder to put the Ravens out of our misery now anyway. We weren't going to the Super Bowl this year. Farewell my sweet princes.

Ravens stop the Steelers to end the half

🧠 maybe we shouldn’t fire harbaugh

SUCK IT

why is this announcer so horny for Aaron Rodgers

the experience of watching thee ravens is excruciating :) even when we’re winning

stop trying to force Derrick Henry to eat cake. HE DOESNT EAT CAKE.

the most braindead kind of take in these situations. we've had the unquestioned power to turn most countries into glass parking lots for most of our lifetimes. who on earth is still impressed by this?

lol at #93 high fiving the ref

walked past a couple Dudes talking about the Ravens game - “all we can do is watch at this point! 🥴🙏” buddy how were you contributing previously?

every single night as soon as the sun sets (5pm) my old grumpy dog starts stomping around the house and glaring at us, trying to convince us that we should all go to bed. Honestly he has a point.

it happened to me: the new years yoga class was over full and when I moved my arms I accidentally touched a stranger 😖

If you're trying to keep your heart focused on the work that you're best-placed to do, it is, unfortunately, a great day to use this procedure @kateschapira.bsky.social and I worked on. I'm going to add a few ideas and songs that I find helpful in this process. Thanks to all who contributed ideas!

I passed some volunteers cutting English ivy this Saturday morn by the Jones Falls and I knew in my gut due to Baltimore Magic that I had to know at least a couple of them, so I stopped to check and yes I did. Did I help them? No. just said keep up the good work, buddies - don't get poison ivy.

ummm... is it chill if I take a break from social media for a bit or is that Bad and Irresponsible because I'm supposed to be watching along live as our demented president commits illegal acts?

I have spent almost no time in the deep South and I don't follow college football so I learned today for the first time that Ole Miss's mascot is the Rebel? as in... Confederate? in 2026?

There are multiple national political commentators who earnestly predicted that Eric Adams would be a legitimate presidential candidate and a national figurehead of the Democratic party by now and those commentators still have careers somehow.

HELL YEAH buddy let’s get those sodium levels UP!