this mf said "Jesus was vandalized to restore an image and hang it in your heart."

I got served this ad for a church on IG and it's so weird. I have a lot of nits to pick. www.instagram.com/p/DYvlz71uItu/

I obviously don’t live in LA but this Spencer Pratt situation is making me despair in a very real way

thank you Mr Ice

Nostalgia guys will always say “I miss when people kept their political beliefs to themselves” you were 8, why would someone talk to an 8 year old about their political beliefs

the sheer volume of baseball that you all consume is so wild to me. baseball games every day! Posts about someone named Colton Cowser every DAY!

*attention: this vehicle makes frequent stops* (to gather illegal we buy houses signs)

The World Cup is about celebrating exotic host nation cultures

not me in a text argument with this scammer

Their new girlfriend is women

Illegal We Buy Houses yard signs in MY neighborhood? either the scammer got lost or we’ve got a maj recession indicator on our hands

the most surreal thing about this era of open yelling about masculinity is that, if you grew up anything like I did, you were exposed to several sets of standards of masculinity and would be hard pressed to identify which of them the Paxtons and Millers of the world are living up to

William Donald Schaefer Stokes Conaway (D)

I made a (fixable) mistake at work today therefore I am the worst idiot loser to walk the planet please jeer at me I deserve it

while we were waiting in the long line we saw a cormorant wrestle and then choke down a water snake or eel or something that was still wriggling. it was very cool but seemed like an omen?

I feel a kinship with everyone here

going to see future islands now because I like it when singers sound like they’re burping :)

I don't live in that district but I’m glad that Bill Ferguson has to hustle this year. I don’t like him or his goofy ears and I don’t like that his pitch is “you HAVE to vote for me 😡“

I can literally feel it in the air that it’s Budget Season

looking up the location of the federal courthouse because I have federal jury duty every Monday in June 😵‍💫 and saw this review and just would like to take a moment to invite Brandon to fuck off

one of the great miracles of life online that I wish for all of you is when you see somebody complaining about an inescapable and exhausting Discourse that you have fully never heard of. Like watching a rabid dog run right past you

In Baltimore there are two Reisterstown Roads (IYKYK) and nothing lays that reality more bare than tonight’s double feature at PIKES diner.

and if I know The Democrats, they will be apologizing for this profusely in the next 15 minutes

This is what happens when a toddler takes over the white house

talafreako is a cool nickname

any time I see the name "cory mccray" my brain finishes the sentence with "... threw a chair."

"the other hand to god"

if you own a $1 million 6 bd house one short block from a train stop and you are organizing to oppose upzoning then unfortunately you are going to hell. ⬆️ I need to workshop this sentiment to put in an email to a person/organization that I am rejecting as a client. suggestions welcomed

It’s always sunny in Philadelphia ☀️

help mom come quick they're listing 3bd rowhouses for a half a million dollars in hampden :(

and they were right to observe this

takin the bus to the baseball game like we live in a real city or something (famous last words, I fear I’ve jinxed it now)

if you cowardly try to sacrifice your friend, NPS will simply send a second bear

these people suck so they should give me this sign, I need/want it

got a fire going in the woodstove on memorial day weekend :)

Keep laughing imagining Don Jr glancing toward the door of the wedding chapel to see if Dad changed his mind. And instead it's just Rob Schneider walking in wearing a porkpie hat

its day 2 of a rainy artscape, at least 3 significant car crashes last night, the baltimore banner: DID YOU KNOW THEY ARE OPENING A GAS STATION IN VIRGINIA

Happy Saturday. Let's do this, everyone.

SHUT DA FUQ UP

insane. as someone with bad parents and a trans sibling. just devastating. parents, you do not own your children.

update: comment section on the banner is gone for this article

I’m sure there’s no way the banner could have found this out though

rending my garments

had to switch from phone to laptop in order to properly tell the banner to fuck off along with all my buddies on here

I feel like the authors of this story are trying to tell us something with this family photo

disgusting article

do other professions require you to take annual classes on avoiding substance abuse or is that just us

No it wasn’t. That isn’t true.

according to the internet bezos pays 1.1% in income tax... so let's 20x it and see what happens. it might help the teacher in Queens! let's see!!!