If you're trying to keep your heart focused on the work that you're best-placed to do, it is, unfortunately, a great day to use this procedure @kateschapira.bsky.social and I worked on. I'm going to add a few ideas and songs that I find helpful in this process. Thanks to all who contributed ideas!

I passed some volunteers cutting English ivy this Saturday morn by the Jones Falls and I knew in my gut due to Baltimore Magic that I had to know at least a couple of them, so I stopped to check and yes I did. Did I help them? No. just said keep up the good work, buddies - don't get poison ivy.

ummm... is it chill if I take a break from social media for a bit or is that Bad and Irresponsible because I'm supposed to be watching along live as our demented president commits illegal acts?

I have spent almost no time in the deep South and I don't follow college football so I learned today for the first time that Ole Miss's mascot is the Rebel? as in... Confederate? in 2026?

There are multiple national political commentators who earnestly predicted that Eric Adams would be a legitimate presidential candidate and a national figurehead of the Democratic party by now and those commentators still have careers somehow.

HELL YEAH buddy let’s get those sodium levels UP!

uh holy SHIT?

who is repeatedly whacking the president on the hand

Eric Adams they will never make me hate you, you little demon!!

can you not be evil and funny? Our Thin Blooded President proves that you can every day

🧪A few more hours to go…

happy new year to all my extremely online friends

Loser ass country can’t even win a war against itself

I didn’t realize how often I call myself a stupid bitch under my breath while I work until I spent an afternoon working from home next to my spouse and he was like 😒 CAN YOU STOP?!

fyi evangelicals really believe that there has been a nationwide ~revival~ after Charlie Kirk’s death

well its not like you guys don't know what to do about it

cicada is adopting the stance of the old goucher community association Eye Arr Tee anyone who takes suboxone, apparently. in my fucking house. after all the harm reduction we’ve taught them

fancy maître d asked us how many years of marriage we are celebrating tonight, we reply “19” - he visibly starts and says ”IIIIIIIIII was not expecting that”

wow

no one's ever gotten mad at me here because I am the first and only person to ever have perfect opinions :)

ya girl is a licensed PA attorney finally 😎

a wintertime mystery: I can drink water and herbal tea all day and still feel thirsty.

i'm over the Lamar discussions. come on man, focus that anger on Harbaugh and launch him into space...

oh… my god

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man people outside of Maryland do not care about or remember Martin O’Malley FYI

yes, but i also took a long shower afterwards

Sauron was not only evil, he got distracted and his defenses failed

evangelicals might be the largest grifters to ever exist in human history lol

Ravens

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whiny old bitch!!!!!!!! retire

2025 ravens season part 17: the torture continues?!?

it is extremely funny that RFK both does not believe in the germ theory of disease and is a lab leak truther

oh my goddess I do hate Aaron rodgers

in Seattle - left church early to watch the Browns and now I’m in a sports bar with the Seattle game on every screen except one (muted) and this is a very confusing way to watch

go browns I guess (with the deepest sigh and eye roll imaginable)

Derrick Henry went OFF with the Ravens' season on the line 🔥 ◽️ 36 carries (career-high) ◽️ 216 rush yards ◽️ 4 rush TDs (ties career-high) He has the most 200+ yard rushing games in NFL history (7), passing Adrian Peterson and O.J. Simpson.

he good 👍

my husband just said to me “what if we win this game, the Steelers lose, then we beat the Steelers, then we go to the playoffs, then we win the Super Bowl, that'd be cool”

I have had multiple west coast family members ask me “if that Baltimore bridge is fixed yet” …

yes I do “play like a raven” (fall apart at the slightest inconvenience, do not learn from my successes or my mistakes)

yet again we are watching the Baltimore Ravens TF

the patriarchal urge to pull together all of your progeny in one room and hold forth about life lessons and proofs for the existence of god and the true meaning of Christmas and your family can’t leave or talk back or roll their eyes due to societal norms

Speech has never been freer! Not performing for the president is now illegal.

oh shit has anyone heard about this