little late but

as a neutral the spurs were infuriating to watch lol

average Maryland driver

greatest president on climate change in history

Sounds good, sir!

:3

“Bari Weiss” is an elaborate ploy by Russel Crowe to generate renewed interest in the 1999 classic The Insider to increase residuals. Wake up sheeple.

This is the most American soccer paragraph ever written

Wilkens-Robins Building. Baltimore, Md. 1871.

Insane that Baltimore continues to fail to get anything built adjacent to one of the busiest intercity and commuter rail stations in the country. 🤦🏻‍♂️

talking to American libs about FIFA's standards for host nation politics

'20 year old director' doesn't really hit with full effect until you chase it with '13 when Midsommar came out'

speaking of things that never happen. is falls road still completely destroyed around the old mill buildings

going downhill on baltimore street on the north edge of patterson park is white knuckle shit lol

SOMEONE STOP HIM

it is in absolutely everybody’s best interests to develop some hobbies aside from Phone

This might be my favorite New York Post headline ever

Meet the "pronatalist" couple on a mission to prevent population collapse.

The hottest new lifestyle trend is cooking and eating the food you have at home. It’s called fridgemaxxing

Happy Pride month, from VGAPride and my 60mhz Pentium running MS-DOS.

Tfw it's going well

people will complain about lookism being an insurmountable barrier to public participation in the age of TV politics but rightwingers still elect dudes who look like this for indefinite consecutive terms

I'm excited to announce that today we have filed to take Magic Beans, Inc. public. This is an important milestone for our team, our investors, and our customers. We expect to list in the coming weeks, hopefully before the general public discovers the Terrible True Cost of our beans.

Man, good for Scott Pelley. High profile talent standing up for other staffers is the type of solidarity that has often been missing from these right-wing media takeovers

Me when my boss asks when I’ll be done with work that’s two months late:

Candy Crush businessman

BIRDS/BUDGIE.GIF

Happy day before Pride from the NYT. Can’t believe this isn’t @nytpitchbot.bsky.social

Sorry, this is a classic Baseball Blooper, folks

Look, plantar fascitis sucks but I think this guy has bigger issues going on

Every other headline for weeks has been “Trump admin lies that ceasefire deal is close” alternating with “War obviously very much still on” and now they’ve begun to fuse.

July 1984 CBS News DNC Olympics Opening : 20463s

Congratulations to whoever got to write this headline

San Antonio and New York City are finally gonna put it all on the line and determine which city makes the best salsa

Day three of camping out for the new Star Wars, having a great time with fellow fans. There's no way this film could possibly let us down!

feed me

“To celebrate our founding, the President will dance to YMCA for an hour”

United Airlines gets it. We're all potentially future veterans so they just honor all of us just in case.

i do admire the commitment

Every BlueSky post is like "lol they got nothing on Talarico, they're so fucked his girlfriend is so hot" and then every poll is like "the race is within the margin of error with 8% of likely voters still undecided between the pedophile lover and the Democrat"

In a sign of my never-ending emotional growth, I have decided to forgive Baby’s On Fire for an underwhelming date and return there after many years. On further reflection: it was not their fault.

the name changing back thing is good on a petty level, and hopefully helps with artist booking since that was a sticking point for many but I don't even know how you realistically get that machine moving again soon with all the holes already in it

so glad for some positive-leaning news.... but all I can think of is everyone who already had to quit their jobs at the Kennedy Center or got fired

Vaxxed?