They just let anyone teach anything now

i think we entered the bad timeline in 2013 when the miami dolphins took the helmet off their little dolphin in the logo

Microsoft Wine Guide (Windows 3.x, 1995) #Windows3x

People often forget about the most essential Microsoft products.

?????

Never change, NYT headline writers

Meanwhile bike fuel prices have not changed at Costco.

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to put on a tactical vest and go to the newark airport at 6 am on monday. your order is to wander around like a confused oaf. when a mom drops her sandwich at jersey mike's and scares you, pull out your gun and start shooting. good luck soldier

Whatever you’re thinking, stop. #WorldBollardAssociation

At least I get to repost the greatest headline the Independent has ever run.

"The Much Diminished Satan as of Late"

no 🤓

(and *only* baltimore city schools, naturally. enabled by the baltimore-based senate majority leader. sure why not)

This maze was easy to get out of. you'd just move the mouse

I think it would be cool if I could find housing in Baltimore just once that does not have a neighbor who regularly screams themselves hoarse in arguments with their SO.

lord help me but I find scott bessett incredibly funny

Why is the treasury secretary doing tv hits about this

The explanation, btw, is that this mouse is from the pre-optical era, when mice usually had a ball. This one instead has two feet, which glide on the surface and detect motion.

Good morning to everyone except the worst computer industry promotional pin.

CNBC Commercial Breaks(11/20/2006) : 149s

BIRDS/HOTDUCK.GIF

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Shen Yun: America before gamergate

Isn't this just embarrassing? Aren't these people embarrassed to say things like this?

this morning anya taylor-joy was hit with a question that has never been asked before in the history of the universe

AFROMAN CLEARED IN DEFAMATION CASE OVER POSTS AND VIDEOS - BLAW

Rebranding as Metta World Peace

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social i ate some raisins | | View full thread | LinuxGlen @linuxglen.bsky.social I didn't say Daniel Tiger was feudalist. I said *the Neighborhood of Make-Believe* is clearly aligned with paleofeudalist thought. | Neil Media @neilmedia.bsky.social You're still accountable.

anyone hashtag onhere been to those thursday video game nights at ottobar

baseball. the sport of venezuela

Hilarious to go from this to another sleepwalking week of spring training baseball.

ah. a gunnar pinch hit. in case u needed more discourse

Incredible performance here from Charles Barkley. He ignores a question from Bruce Pearl, says he's glad he's not in the studio because people are looking for him, and that TNT security is so cheap that everyone has the same code in the building.

i’m assembling a very confusing team

Who's excited?

lol I hate self styled thoughtful principled conservatives like john roberts and larry hogan so much

it’s never been more university of baltimore joever

Aw yeah that’s what charts were designed for

Checks out

god being out of work is just incredibly ham. today I spent all afternoon on the most egregiously unnecessary bike modification I could possibly have ever done. and got confused and mad. and then figured it out and felt like a genius. why does anyone even work