No one’s rich like Gaston That’s the pitch for “Gaston” No one’s complex and tragic yet kitsch like Gaston He’s a circle that begs to be squared It’s a tentpole, a four-quadrant hit Yes his backstory’s moving and layered And it’s starring a CGI de-aged Brad Pitt

the January 6th pipe bomb guy was a brony who faved over 300 pictures of a nazi my little pony character on Derpibooru, the fandom's largest image site. @derpibooru.bsky.social

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There's a guy on Twitter who posted about Rob Reiner's perfect run of films and included North. Every time someone calls out North, he says "Not the time, 2 people are dead." It's making me laugh until I cry, and I'm confident Rob Reiner would have found it hilarious.

Huh. Ian Kennedy Martin wrote Mitchell. He basically cut-n-pasted the "Buzz off, kid!" scene from a script he wrote for The Sweeney. Having seen the #MST3K version of Mitchell a million times, seeing this scene in a British context with two different actors feels like a fever dream.

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It’s so cool that every website is just Like This now. We used to send guys to the chair for putting pop-up ads on their sites. Now if I want to read something I have to read single lines between autoplaying video ads that use so much RAM they force the browser to reload every 5 seconds.

I’m trying to remember the last time someone so drastically overestimated their own public appeal Michael Bloomberg?

This is the sort of thing you’d see in a classic Simpsons episode.

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kinda gross that whenever i get a new job they don't treat me the way everyone is treating pete alonso ngl

that is the most republican looking man i have ever seen

lmao why my state DOT acting like j edgar hoover responding to a congressional inquiry

interesting

Eggo Raisin 'n Spice Waffles (1980-1982): Frozen waffles made with "juicy California raisins" and a cinnamon-spice blend. They appear to have been marketed and sold exclusively in Canada

This sites lack of edit button is actually killing me

This looks exactly like the Street Fighter movie I imagined in my head as a kid, which is not necessarily a good thing

This is so fucking funny dude.

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why the fuck are fenders in north america a thing held on by a thin piece of metal that can easily get bent and now your fender is rubbing against the wheel keeping it from spinning freely. what are we doing

for those late nougatmachine christmas present buyers

Eric Adams is an incredibly strange man

I was expecting a way more exciting payoff from phil bump's "here's a true story" thread given the length of it and how many of times you all boosted it lol

the rare and highly sought-after double-sidewalk-and-bikelane crime might i suggest not doing that @bmorecitydot.bsky.social

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If you are near Philadelphia, have 123 dollars, and roughly 28 cubic feet of space to store 1,600 VHS tapes in reasonably climate controlled conditions until I can get up there, I will retrieve this collection of almost guaranteed vital archival value and digitize its entirety.

A nice piece on algorithmic pricing worth your time. A question I got frequently when I led BLS was why the agency went into stores and didn’t just collect prices online. My answer, “prices online are often different than in the store, so we do both” often surprised people.

The story of the 'Hot Dog Stand' theme. www.pcgamer.com/software/win...

I’m sure that the fans of the Philadelphia NFL franchise are having a completely normal day.

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i'm not allowed to do drugs

a few days late but

Searching for a new litterbox and dying laughing at this cat who looks like a toilet astronaut.

Two golden retrievers, not a thought in the world

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Today is the 10th anniversary of one of the stupidest tweets ever written

Mark Kelly here, reaching out one more time to test how many fake spam numbers you will allow me to text you from before you decide to block an American space hero

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.

One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.

bruh why is stallone yassified in the oval office pic lmfao