Harbaugh’s play sheet is just the Rose Garden Club menu.

Everyday they jump the shark

It’s finally autumn. 🍂

Streak of winning seasons about to come to an end. Thanks Elias.

Parents, your kids are probably not going to be playing professional soccer. Act accordingly.

planting trees on greenmount ave this morning with treekeepers and midtown baltimore and folks keep driving past honking and shouting "ayyyy" at seeing us planting trees here 🫶💚

Pink Floyd: Dark Side of the Moon

Today, Maryland took additional actions to protect COVID access: - Issued a standing order so vaccines can be administered based on guidance developed by medical professional societies instead of the federal government - Confirmed they have joined the Northeast Public Health Collaborative

Maryland joins regional public health coalition as federal panel reviews vaccine policy

Just a reminder that if you ever visit an Atlas Restaurant Group location you are putting money in the evil Smith family's pockets

If you haven’t already cancelled your Baltimore Sun subscription, today would be a good day to do that.

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

This quote has always stuck with me about the battle of Antietam, and the insanity of the combat in the civil war. Time to get up and charge directly into a wall of musketry!

In Baltimore City we’re tearing down buildings to expand surface parking in the year 2025. Ffs 🤦🏻‍♂️

Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score

Go Birds

🧵 September 12, 1814:

Ask me about the 1814 defense of Baltimore. Need to clean up the timeline with Baltimore history skeets.

When the British fleet arrived off the Patapsco River on the morning of September 11, 1814, the militia that had been assembled for the defense of Baltimore took to their positions along a line of entrenchments east of the city. The strongpoint was along Hampstead Hill, now Patterson Park.

Leave it to Beavers! #birdland

Tied it up!

It’s almost Defender’s Day, getting close to switching over to War of 1812 skeets.

It’s a wacky walk off, but a walk off nonetheless. Put a bird on it. #orioles

Orioles hit a sac fly challenge:

❗️ATTENTION ❗️ 3 Zoning Reform bills have been scheduled for public hearings in the Land Use & Transportation Committee! Learn more about and RSVP for the hearings on 9/11 and 9/18 here 🔗 baltimore.legistar.com/DepartmentDe...

But did Northfolk Southern agree to not derail their trains at low speed?

Please send a quick email in support of three bills being heard by the Baltimore City Council Land Use and Transportation Committee this month: secure.everyaction.com/81AL1uY6R0a7...

The third bill, scheduled for September 18th, is no less significant. It will permit the construction of apartment buildings up to six stories high using a single staircase. This makes it possible to build much more creatively, and densely, on small or awkward parcels.

The bills up in committee this week are big. 25-0064 increases the building space flexibility in all residential zones. 25-0065 eliminates ALL parking minimums citywide. Please, if you haven't yet, smash that link and tell the council: support these bills. secure.everyaction.com/81AL1uY6R0a7...

Two more historic structures that CHAP demanded be preserved in any Superblock redevelopment plan are coming down because of the fire. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Harbaugh is going to end up having a lot free time to spend at the Rose Garden Club if he keeps this up.

I’m so grateful my kids have shown zero interest in lacrosse. Dodged that bullet.

Holy Fucking Shit. I can’t believe they won that.

No Hitter No More

The president of the United States just declared war, actual military war, not a metaphorical one, on a major American city, and one governed by his political opponents. In any other period, this would be impeachment-worthy.

This is frankly one of the worst things Donald Trump has ever posted, which is really saying something

The President of the United States is threatening to go to war with an American city. This is not a joke. This is not normal. Donald Trump isn't a strongman, he's a scared man. Illinois won’t be intimidated by a wannabe dictator.

BASALLO!!

Mateoooooh no!

Nice lead

No Do better

So is Trump going to get us into a war with Venezuela before or after the mid-terms? What are the odds on that?

Genuinely embarrassing to be an American right now.

In their brilliance they’ve gone from DOD to DOW, Died of Wounds, which is an apt description of what this country is going through at the moment.

Concerned Towson residents, seemingly just realizing there is a major university next door, would like to speak with Captain Buzzkill of the Fun Police.

Heads up @mta.maryland.gov Metro riders. We need to have a shutdown on Friday evening and Sunday to allow for testing of the new vehicles. We will be operating on Saturday and Metro is a good option to get around during the Maryland Cycling Classic!

A deer strike? But that section of the metro is elevated.