Ryan O’Hearn got a sac fly: Fuck Yeah! Realizing it’s 2026: Ah Fuck!

Thirty-one years ago today, the New Orleans-based alternative rock band Better than Ezra released its hit single “Good,” marking the first-ever Good Friday, which has now grown into a major holiday celebrated throughout the world.

Cars ruin everything.

He sounds 106 years old.

This is just a complete bonkers speech.

President pop-pop is up past his bedtime.

It’s such a shame Jim Lovell didn’t live to see this. None of the Apollo 8 astronauts are left alive.

THERE WE GO!!!!! ARTEMIS II THE MOON!

Going back to the Moon! 🚀

Dudes posting their Ls in prime time.

Ok Baltimore… What Baltimore stuff is Artemis II commander Reid Wiseman taking with him to the Moon?

Back in the win column!

Nice, Beavers! 🦫

Slammin’ Sam Basallo!

"Trump v. Barbara, then, is a stark reminder that the struggle over constitutional meaning involves the entire nation. The revisionist case rests less on new evidence than it does on Trump’s claim to embody the nation and its desires." -- @jamellebouie.net www.nytimes.com/2026/04/01/o...

Back at it tomorrow. #birdland

Pete goes deep.

Eflin out

DC "failed to build the streetcar correctly, and rather than fix it, gave it up at the first opportunity." @beyonddc.bsky.social on the disappointment of the DC Streetcar that closes today.

Me to the wife when the mail arrives: “Of course I bought an out of print issue of a scholarly journal on eBay for niche research, why do you ask?”

Given the opportunity, SCOTUS will choose allowing for discrimination in the name of the 1st amendment every time.

Ahh rolling over and dying after falling behind early in a game. It’s like the 2025 Orioles never left us.

[Orioles sad fart sound]

Gunnar

CSX is the worst.

Never gets old to hate on Duke.

…aaaand breathe

Leave it to Beavers! 🦫

2026 Orioles Season Current Status: It’s So Over.

I don’t think you’re supposed to strike out that much through two games.

There's no mention in this piece that this violates federal law. It ends with an implication that Trump can do this all on his own: "It’s unclear when exactly Trump will sign the order or how long it will take for workers to get paid as a result of the president’s intervention."

Voting for any democrat who promises to take his name off of everything and pull currency with his likeness and signature out of circulation.

CHONKY BIRD BUT EVERY TIME THE ORIOLES WIN IT GETS CHUBBIER 1-0

For the first time in 2026! #birdland

Nice job Mayo!

Big strikeout, crisis averted.

Already!?

2026 Orioles Season Current Status: We’re so back!

Oooooooo!

We are so back

It’s finally here, O’s fans!

Elizabeth Banks

Baltimore friends, it's time to go spend some dollars at Charm City Books.

…and it’s already dead.