goodnight, you beautiful city

Everyone should read this by (from) the Minneapolis poet laureate for 2025/2026, Junauda Petrus.

Ms. Bondi, My office received the attached today. It seems some asshole has been signing your name to stupid letters. Regards, Gov. Tim Walz

The mendacity of Kristi Noem is of world historical level - just a thoroughly vile and worthless henchwoman of evil.

Every pundit going on TV talking about how the administration & the Twin Cities can resolve this is missing the point that the administration does not want to resolve this. They do not care if the Twin Cities are safe. This is about punishing an area that won't bow down to them

Oh, good. We’ve reached the Mike Max is on the scene stage.

As one does when it’s -13°.

It's very cold across most of the country, so to counteract that, quote-post a favorite photo from a summertime baseball game.

ICE thinks Minnesotans will eventually give up, it’s like they’re unfamiliar with Vikings fandom

"Slavery was real" Tiny sign at the base of a brick wall that, until yesterday, held panels about the people enslaved by George Washington. Presidents House, Philadelphia.

Some thoughts: 1. The deadline for nominating a person or group for the Nobel Peace Prize is Feb. 1. 2. History professors are qualified nominators. 3. The people of Minnesota have been awe-inspiringly peaceful in the face of state violence. 4. He would be so mad.

My “US Border Patrol are experts in dealing with children” t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

Speaking of the Epstein files…

It’s like Mike Judge went all Disney and made a live-action version of “Beavis and Butthead”.

Is it just me, or is that realtor with the outstretched arms wearing a baseball cap in his ads now so nobody thinks he’s this dude?

You do not, under any circumstances, “gotta hand it to Jamie Dimon”.

“If the person is a U.S. citizen or otherwise lawfully in the United States, that individual will be free to go after the brief encounter.” Justice Brett Kavanaugh www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/24p...

It’s real that struggling businesses are taking the hit today for expressing solidarity with the victims of ICE slavecatchers. So for those with means, I declare the weekend Spent That Shit Saturday and Sunday at their shops and eateries to provide them some instant payback. #spendthatshit

Schools in Saint Paul were closed Tuesday and Wednesday as teachers prepared to do online and in-person teaching simultaneously due to safety concerns about ICE. Kids in my daughter’s school refer to those two days off as Evil Break. As in, “So what did you do over Evil Break?”

I utterly hate the military cosplay here, but applaud the Herculean effort it took to get gear in American Girl Doll sizes.

NO GODS NO MASTERS NO PAYWALL LET'S GET THIS STRIKE GOING

(Minnesotans stare into the camera)

As a buddy of mine says, time to bring the brass monkeys in.

If I could have one minor wish, it would be that pepper spray canisters leak at -10F.

These goons would arrest Hallelujah for crashing into the Easter mass.

Good luck with that at the Truth and Reconciliation tribunal, sir.

If you'd like to help folks in Minnesota being terrorized and you'd also like to tell ICE to fuck off in a song, then I have just the thing for you. $3k so far and I'd love to see it get to 5! jeremymessersmith.bandcamp.com/album/fuck-t...

Deporting children with cancer. Using a 5-year-old as bait. Shooting moms. ICE is beyond reform. And today the House is voting to bankroll more terror. Hell no.

The cognitive dissonance of getting an amber alert for a missing white child as the state kidnaps, brutalizes and disappears hundreds of black and brown folks…

She died from the execution bullet once the ICE agent was on the side of the car. This is murder.

We will allow non-Minnesotans to post one (1) piece of unsolicited advice about what we should be doing right now upon evidence that you have made at least a three-figure donation www.standwithminnesota.com

pepper spraying someone in the face from inches away while they are already restrained on the ground should get you fired and land you in jail, no exceptions

Tell us about “legal, ethical and moral” again, Bovino.

Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence. "I got this idea to record ten songs in ten days, and then just to release the tape as is, a document of ten days’ work."

completely unironically, this is how we'll know

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If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.

Dude is the John Henry of hammering himself in the dick. bsky.app/profile/dave...

It’s notable that the president can go on TV and be a total gutter racist, and somehow this isn’t news in the slightest. Says a lot about the sickness of American society right now.

"Almost violently" means nonviolently.

And remember that this list doubles as a great list of places to support on days other than January 23!

Nats’ mustache game improves.

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Boy, you’d think the DOJ would be too swamped getting those Epstein files released to waste time issuing subpoenas for governors and mayors.

"The correct response to Dachau was not better training for the guards."

Talk about the rabbits again, George

QFD, as the French say.