Beach Boys - Kokomo

(Minnesota stares into the camera)

An overconfident Team USA getting embarrassed by a much smaller country in front of a global audience is their last and most beautiful tribute to the American military yet

Tonight’s other dumb napkin cartoon…

It’s no wonder he was persona non grata in Hibbin’ for decades after openin’ his debut album with that.

Evergreen.

Oops.

Jerry’s solo on “Curley Martha” from Watkins Glen ‘73 is my all-time favorite.

Yeah, he’s planning to retire holding onto the “Dumbest Senator” title belt.

Except for the guy who’s been litigating it every goddamned day since November 2020, that is.

The fastest way to open up the Strait of Hormuz would be for the cabinet to remove Trump from power due to his dementia after which some fast diplomatic overtures rooted in "sorry, he's fuckin' nuts" ended hostilities, but obviously the big shoes brigade won't do that. bsky.app/profile/atru...

Hall of Famer Bud Fowler, born on this date in 1858

mom can you pick me up at the strait of hormuz, my friends are laughing at me and wont help

Heard Qatar gave one a plane

Cory Blaser deserves a full and fair investigation into why the hell he thought something 3-5” out of the zone was a valid strike. I hope his great union benefits help him with his eyesight issues.

Michael B Jordan proving he can win without Scottie B Pippen.

Surprise, the WBC was just a psyop to get everyone on board with the ABS system

Won it the American Way -- on a bad call

That sounded low.

Jesus when he comes back to Earth:

12-year-old me still snickers every time NPR thanks the Robert Wood Johnson Foundation.

Having a hard time believing this ides of March story, you're telling me senators did something other than send out fundraising texts

Sad to see the Ides of March becoming commercialised like this. I really feel like we're losing track of the true spirit of the holiday. It's not about how many knives you can stick in a tyrant all at once, it's about the whole community coming together to stab the tyrant as many times as possible.

You do not, in fact, have to hand it to the Savannah Bananas.

My eternal gratitude to the first reporter who says “The only vehicles we’re seeing out here are crews from other stations who are also driving around during a No Travel Advisory.”

Yes, because Ticketmaster showed us that people famously love dynamic pricing.

This is a long duration storm. Most of the snow falls tonight through Sunday morning. Wake up, be lazy, enjoy coffee and family time, then go shovel once. Shovel again before dinner, and probably once more before work Monday. Break up a foot (ish) of snow into chunks. Your back will be happier.

I like that Buck’s doing less of a salute and more of an ASL “c” with a “What are we doing here?” look at Judge.

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit.

If the government really is worried about Iranian sleeper cells, then it was probably a mistake to systematically reorient the majority of US counterterror resources toward arresting immigrant grandmothers and five-year-olds in bunny hats

Gonna have to give catchers a day off after a game with C.B. working the plate to prevent elbow injuries from patting their helmets that frequently.

Like her spouse with “smart”, if you have to tell people you’re a “visionary”, it’s very likely you’re not.

This isn’t what we mean by “No Kings”.

Marco Rubio carries it out in those big shoes.

Bell and Watson, reunited at last.

Say what now?

needless to say any other country hosting a sporting event would have hosting privileges stripped instantly if their leader said this about any athlete

But…but what if they were street brawlers TOO! That would be AWESOME!!1!

Get a mess kit then.

having trouble enjoying any nba games tonight because each point scored feels to me like a threat against the greatness of kobe bryant

Whoever is the next Secretary of State is going to have some big shoes to fill.

Always thought Vance was a lightweight, but DOJ confirms he’s an even lighterweight.

Oh, hell no. Can we please not refer to Austin Reaves as “AR 15”?

🎶 If I had a boat, I’d eat fish and chips out of it 🎶

Cite one (1) example of a minor getting gender reassignment surgery, Mike. Dudes that wanna slap the Ten Commandments up everywhere keep forgetting about that one about false witness.

A million Minnesotans just died of irony poisoning

Someone must have figured it out along the way.

First DST sunset absolutely killing it tonight.

I already knew what "the banality of evil" meant I didn't need some sweaty dipshit from Forest Lake to be a war criminal as a reminder