Routing like this is what killed Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, & The Big Bopper.

MLB rule suggestion If you run out of mound visits, you should be able to meet at home plate but the hitter gets to eavesdrop

Had some extended AWOOs here in the near north ‘burbs. Maybe marking the anniversary of the ‘65 tornadoes?

It’s the liberty insurance kid

10/10, no notes.

I already wanted both parties to lose this lawsuit, and now I want everyone betting on it to lose, too.

Huh. So it's possible to not use that ridiculous font.

Of the 10 scorers? Not one is named Boldy, Kaprizov, MacKinnon, Necas or Makar.

Potential for the longest thread in Bluesky history.

The Foligno Brothers!

I hope this mid-game interview with Landeskog throws off his game like Faber’s seemed to.

What a move by Tarasenko!

A+ alt-text.

Thou shalt not interview players in the middle of a game, especially in a post-season game.

Someone ought to inform the scoreboard crew that the Twins still have two ABS challenges.

Yes, there is a Polish sausage under this. Sadly, it lasted longer than the Joe Ryan Experience today. 😬🤞🤞

A friend asks: “Has it occurred to anyone that the MAGAs think you have to show IDs at restaurants because they’ve been eating all their meals at strip clubs? This isn’t even an unreasonable theory”

Slightly diminish a book: Kinda Bright Creatures

So, friends: I promised I'd tell the story. Now I shall. Let a (former) psych nurse tell you the true (gods help us) story of a night in a big-time NYC emergency room: and the arrival of The Man With The Bloomingdales Bag. (1/n)

I will always be wanting everyone to belt out Randy Newman’s “Old Kentucky Home” instead.

Splooter alert.

Damn right he is.

Having all the cards is, famously, not the goal in Uno.

Many people likely do not know where "Rhode Island" is so I have prepared a map to illustrate this bullshit

I think letting SNAP recipients have hot rotisserie chicken is good, actually.

(repeat)

WILD WIN, NORM GREEN STILL SUCKS!

BOLDY!

if you own a knicks jersey and are waiting to score a basket against the atlanta hawks, stay in line

Man, this fuckin guy never misses an opportunity to this fuckin guy.

Live look at the Twins’ bullpen.

Angie Craig doesn’t appear to be taking “no” for an answer.

Charles' inner monologue: I can't wait to get back to my tasteful castle.

Delightful thread here.

Trump: I’m not a king. Official White House account:

No matter what happens over the next month or so, there will be a three-time Walter Cup champion. Every team in the PWHL playoffs has a player who was with Minnesota the first two seasons.

Happy 15th anniversary to my banner pic.

not entirely sure the Trump administration has thought through this “50 percent of Americans disagree with him so he’s gotta go” stance

Matt Wallner should be out of challenges for the rest of the season.

It is now.

"Lighten up, Francis."

That font is a cry for help.

This "The Straight Story" sequel stinks.

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

I’m going to wait to post until one of their books comes out and tells what actually happened tonight.

Even Mary Tyler Moore would say this was a nothing day

Ran an errand around noon. While every day seems to be Dudes Driving Like Assholes Day on the interstates, today appears to be TEAM Dudes Driving Like Assholes Day. TWICE I saw a pair of cars doing 10-15 mph above the posted, squeezing between other cars, one even passing on the left shoulder.

The Target Center renovation looks awesome but I’m skeptical they can get it done by next March.

Minnesota Wild guys thinkin’ “How come when I hit one off the post it *doesn’t* count?”

Supporting our troops…by flying them on Spirit?