All of the verbiage used in these kinds of stories about when these right-wing jackasses REALLY MEAN IT when they use slurs and hateful speech vs. when they're just joking could be avoided if New York Times reporters simply talked about what people did rather than trying to divine their intentions.

Fun to see the Blue Sky-ers who made it into this story. bringmethenews.com/minnesota-li...

“I’m afraid you’ve got a bad case of Mike Johnsonitis, Senator…”

schrödinger: cat with a gun: I said get in the box

It was that night that the Cities 97’s DJ fell asleep Her name was Shawny or Maddie or Lonnie or Smitty She said she was from Minneapolis but she was really from Arvada

Shari Lewis and Lamb Chop are BACK.

The Current really just rubbing it in with their ability to change songs

It's C# and F# if you'd like to play along at home.

interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years? me: [picturing a bleak post-apocalyptic landscape in which i compete with my neighbors for scraps of food] management

I named my fists Hall and Oates because they mean War, Babies.

Is this confirmation that the club’s doing a rebuild?

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No, no, no. Egg first, THEN flour.

So a single Afghan man that Americans trained in combat tactics has supposedly shown himself incompatible with "Western Civilization" and now all Afghanis are unwelcome. Cool. Someone tell Trump about all the angry white male Americans shooting folks in bunches. Toss them, we're really in business.

Gotta keep the pause button handy when watching a @kentremendous.bsky.social show.

it is going to be a big weekend for Republicans being too busy to read Trump's posts

Maybe today’s Native American broadcasters could teach LaPanta the Ojibwa word for “rink-wide”.

I’d ask someone at Wheeler College’s Oates Hall School of Music to write one.

really went dark for the sequel

When a 22-year-old white man was accused of assassinating Charlie Kirk, did the Trump regime investigate all the 22-year-old white men in the country? Or is collective punishment only a thing we do to people of non-European descent?

Hegseth is a cold-blooded murderer. There's no way to dress it up. He's a criminal. And his was precisely the kind of illegal order that those Dem members of Congress urged the military not to follow. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

Just got to this excellent sight gag tonight.

You’ve just died. 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you. Must’ve been electrocution since I didn’t need a ladder to put these up.

Love that the NHL app shows a little Zamboni next to the intermission countdown.

Subset where Side 1, Track 1 on their debut album is so perfect that everything else in the band’s catalog is downhill (though not *steeply* downhill) from there: Son Volt - Windfall

Love NE Ohio greaseball pics.

I really wish we'd stop calling them climate "skeptics" or "vaccine skeptics", if you jump off a cliff we don't call you a "gravity skeptic"

Person who only knows about paintings from The Picture of Dorian Gray, seeing a Jackson Pollock: "Holy fuck what did this guy do?"

Yes, apple pie and key lime pie are bad. Hand me those slices and I will (ahem) dispose of them properly.

I’d have Mark Harmon make and star in a Christy Mathewson biopic.

“Rt. 440, Jersey City (Nr. Two Guys)” Merged with Three Guys a few years later and the rest is history.

Not that you asked, but here's a thread of intriguing (real!) food facts to amuse/bore your friends and family. Great for gatherings when you need to change the subject!

I agree. I appreciate Variety’s boldness here but there’s no way the Zapruder film should be at number 1

1. Everyone pees before we go. 2. “ “ “ every time we stop. 3. “ “ “ “ “ “ “ . . 33. “ “ “ “ “ “ “

Thank you for your service, Keith.

I love holiday weeks. Send a reporter to the airport: “It’s busy, and going to be busier as the weekend progresses. There’s bad weather somewhere that’ll cause flight delays and cancellations.”

Two things can be true: You should not take off your shoes and put your feet on the chair ahead of you. The Secretary of Transportation is not a serious person

As we all know, men in suits never treat people like shit.

(Jack Frost. Montage of sunrises and roosters crowing.) Man, Peter must be walkin' around denyin' everybody this morning.

Dammit. (puts a piece of tape over webcam)

The feed sometimes…😳

Your first musical event went quite well, Heights Coffee Bar.

Nice start on a mullet. Needs more “party in the back”.

So many flags being thrown in this Gophers/Wildcats game that some of these officials may require Tommy John surgery.

Pete Davidson consulting Alexa on what he should call himself isn’t really selling me on the benefits of AI.

When I’m walking down the street jonesing for a donut

Meet you any place…

This is an accidentally honest answer. What she's saying in code is: "The President is a misogynist, petulant bully. You've all seen him be a misogynist, petulant bully. And lots of voters out there are also misogynist or petulant or bullies and that's why they like him."

I was worried when Louie wasn’t at the MN State Fair bandshell shows in August. So glad to hear he’s doing better now.

Trump could shoot someone on 5th Avenue and Mike Johnson would say they deserved it