Damn. A guy can get CTE standing on the sideline?

Gonna need a Nisswa jury for today’s dog-and-pony show to go anywhere

DOJ announces list of Minnesotans who will never pay for their own drinks again

Tabasco sauce. Do not like Buffalo wings.

excited for Canes vs. Knicks

The ghost of Dabney Coleman at left is sending me.

The Reverse Bartman.

Victor Caratini 3-for-3 on ABS challenges in the top of the first.

Ugh. We’re headed toward “Smith/McAfee 2028”, aren’t we?

Happy. Incredible bandwagon to be on. And very relieved that we can all put the unnaturalness of cheering for New York behind us.

🚨Breaking News 🚨 DOJ now asking the court for hydration breaks.

Internet dads taking a break from their “We needed this rain” work.

More viewers than “Comics Unleashed with Byron Allen”, I’m guessing.

Seeing Brooks hit the go-ahead dong to right, has anyone hit one into those pontoon boat seats yet?

My vision of why America is awesome is a kid born in Brooklyn, NY to Nigerian parents who grew up in London scoring for the national team. I think that rules. The fascists can’t take that from us.

Thank you, birthright citizenship, for that goal

The video, via NYT reporter Lauren McGaughy.

“The most doctors. No one’s ever seen anything like it. They come to me with tears in their eyes and say, ‘Sir, it would be an honor to examine you.’”

Yes, indeed. Doctor Who was on first, Doctor What is on second. (Beyond that, I Don’t Know.)

This is the first famous loss in San Antonio history

The ending of that Blake Shelton ad for the car repair insurance outfit is bugging the hell out of me. “Someone should help her!” Well, you’re standing there in the middle of the street doing nothing, you clueless oaf.

Wayne Gretzky in an exhibition game at Maple Leaf Gardens, Mickey Mantle in his penultimate season homering at Met Stadium. (Griffey Jr., Ichiro, Shohei in the mix, too.)

Currently reading @kellybarnhill.bsky.social’s “When Women Were Dragons” so when we watched this last night, I saw that red thing coming out of Emily’s back and thought “Whoa, she’s dragoning!”

Billy: Man, you fuck *one* cousin…

One down, one to go for the broken clock.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha(wheeze)hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…

I am yet again tapping the sign.

My mayor’s Muslim The President’s stinko My Christian’s Dior Los Knicks en cinco. -JF

My header: My wife and me on the scoreboard on a 48°F day at Target Field just after TC Bear reached out of the Twins Pub window and tapped her on the shoulder.

Them raccoon penises ain’t researchin’ themselves.

“I couldn’t even eat it all, so they put the leftovers in a Cava bag for me to take home.”

“Excuse me a sec. I’ve been informed by my pants that my fly is open.”

Damn, they’re still sad about the series loss to the Spurs.

Molitor keeps calling the Twins’ manager “Sheltie” and it’s making me think of the dog breed.

Really disappointed that the penultimate pitch of this AB wasn’t labeled as the “eephus” it clearly was.

You do not, in fact, “gotta hand it to Scott Pelley”.

Just do the news on TikTok, FFS.

We call it “having your gray ducks in a row” here.

Oh man, this one really hurts. Thank you for Giles, and then for decades of playing oily bastards who were nothing like Giles and clearly having a ball with that. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Damn. He was such a good actor that I believed West Ham United was a good football club.

30th anniversary edition of this album drops today. I hate that we’re still dealing with “Hitler remedies” three decades later.

Let’s play fast, guys.

Kimmel had a pretty good line last night about “60 Minutes” being replaced by episodes of “Reporters Unleashed”.

🚨🚨🚨Late AWOO🚨🚨🚨

Only the best people.

That could fix me.

Nice win, Twins.

These dopey anti-Peggy ads sure went into heavy rotation quickly. Not a lot of info about the PAC on their website other than them supporting Angie Craig for Congress.

And 49 years later... www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/vi...