Moon 🫵

name the movie from its 1-star letterboxed reviews

The lies linking me with Trotsky need to end today

@icbymmwt.bsky.social vindicated again

Michelin Star ratings are car infrastructure send skeet

Alright I'll bite. What is The Moon

This is my favorite read in years. So, so, so good.

The tamales lady just came thru the bar and my husband bought one from the stage while playing guitar, literally threw his wallet at Rosas daughter and she took the bills out and put it back on the stool with his tamale

Anyone have eyes on Elliott Engen or Walter Hudson

They Buscemi-fied the Trylon

Pre-angry for when they film the MN parts of the inevitable Springsteen biopic in Canada

Google isn't helpful anymore but it can be funny on accident

always saying this

Your band has a gimmick? I'm in

ICE wearing their bulletproof vests PAST AIRPORT SECURITY is the silliest cowardly bitch behavior

Looking at the news every day like John Wick rewatching videos of his dead wife cannot be healthy

This crisis has been pushed off for several months

Please talk me out of getting into vinyl

Yes, and also literally

Good night, sweet prince.

Got a new piece I helped with dropping on Racket tomorrow. Some say it's the piece I was born to write. 👀🦉

St Paul fans will see this guy and think "I wish I could go to the dentist in him"

Only 11ish months until Stump Party.

"The Metaverse" outlived the confederacy lol

The Minneapolis “dirtbag lawyer” challenging ICE detentions—and winning

Yorgos is only going to make Emma Stone do weirder stuff now

I'm in the bisexual lighting blizzard freaking out about the neighbor's dog. I'm Thingmaxxing

Pixar's Blood Meridian

Iowa PBS put out a documentary called TRACTOR WARS II, in case any of you have the same affliction

Nice argument, unfortunately for you I've already portrayed you as the meager, slim burrito, and myself as the plump and overstuffed burrito.

On my bullshit

If you order the St. Paul jacket to a non-St. Paul address, they send a guy to kick your ass

Scenes from a Stump Party

Taking a break from Korn on Feb 29th

Zipline

When are the fuckin' up that abandoned CVS

A few Stump Party snaps, the first of way too many

You met me at a very Stump Party time in my life

So uh…made some stickers. These will be available tonight at STUMP PARTY V 🪵 for $2 each while supplies last with all proceeds going to the Immigrant Law Center of MN

ICE Agent slipping on ice ASMR 10 hour loop for sleep

Canned 4-18-22, drinkable.

Free business idea: Two Minute Tours

Choose your fighter

One great stump.

Clocking in

Big Upgrade to the Red Hatchet Trophy thanks to @djgloverepair.bsky.social, an Official Sponsor of Stump Party V.