After 26 hours of delays and travel I have arrived in Dallas, TX

They should fire him before he can even speak to the press.

Not even one of the ten worst things that's happen to me in the past 48 hours

Currently experiencing a 1065 minute flight delay. Didn’t know that was possible.

Having an all time bad 48 hours culminating in having a flight cancelled on the deicing pad at 12:20am. Now I’m stranded at MSP and can’t get to where I need to go AND I can’t get home. Doubt anyone with AWD/4x4 fancies a late night MSP pickup?

Minnesota Third Winter says TRANS RIGHTS

March 30, 1981:

Me watching Musovski this season:

A bit I'm mulling over: make the baseless claim that Peter Kingston is Sean Kingston’s son

I haven’t seen a run like this from Paul(s) since Galatians-Ephesians-Philippians

At least Vancouver fans can cheer themselves up with the Canucks. They're only losing by two goals!

That was liquid Sounders'ing, including a massive whiff from Moose

OH MY GODDDDDDDD THIS RULESSSSS

I'm a big Snyder Brunell guy, but I'm not exaggerating when I say this has been his best 60 minutes in a Sounders shirt.

More like Paul Ari-goal-a folks

TWO NIPS!!!!!!

[youth pastor voice] What if I told you about another Jesus & Paul connection?

The Sounders should run the play where their own plays the stupidest back pass I've ever seen every game imo

NIPS OUTTTTTTTTTTTTT LETS GOOOOOOOOO

The Sounders are moving the ball extremely well until they give it away in the stupidest way possible

Cristian has been so bad tonight

I'm very pleased with the first 30. Thought the Ders would be in a shell against Vancouver but they've been the better team and on the front foot

The cool thing about having a bunch of kids in your lineup is your team can run for days. That rules

Windbreaker over turtleneck sweater is a weird vibe

Oh come on Paul

Osaze hive rise up, now is our time

This "Shot on a Nintendo DS" trend has gone too far

I think if you kick someone in the head like that you should receive a caution from the referee.

Go Sounders

Hope JJ McCarthy can beat out Kyler Murray OR I hope Kyler Murray is the next Sam Darnold 🤗

I wish I was actually as ambitious as the version of myself that signs up for a newsletter.

Finally an ice cream for us Wife Guys

Just finished making a deck I'm really proud of. Does that make me chopped? Am I unc? Are the police going to arrest me for using these words?

This is kinda like when my boss asks for a project update and I haven't started it yet

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Sunset over Cloud City

Oh my god Ferrari

This racing is real hoops

LETS GO CHUCK!

The Australian national anthem sounds like a christian worship song what the fuck

Go Sounders

Howdy folks! It's your old pal @mkstnr.bsky.social here to live skeet/tweet/post with you, just like the old days. How are we?

Having some of the most thoroughly redacted thoughts of my life.

I think MLS teams playing outside of their cities/markets is really stupid. I’m sorry if this offends.

See?

If you’re stressed out and your life is out of control you should get tattooed

I think the best way to describe how my life feels right now is that I’m at a 6-way stop intersection, the traffic lights aren’t working, and no one knows what the fuck is going on

I think I’m anti Geese. The bird. The band. Those jackets. Fuck em all

Being able to switch between Sky and F1 TV's coverage on Apple TV is pretty cool.