Mark Kastner
@mkstnr.bsky.social
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After 26 hours of delays and travel I have arrived in Dallas, TX
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They should fire him before he can even speak to the press.
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Not even one of the ten worst things that's happen to me in the past 48 hours
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Currently experiencing a 1065 minute flight delay. Didn’t know that was possible.
1 day ago
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Having an all time bad 48 hours culminating in having a flight cancelled on the deicing pad at 12:20am. Now I’m stranded at MSP and can’t get to where I need to go AND I can’t get home. Doubt anyone with AWD/4x4 fancies a late night MSP pickup?
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Faith K. Falkner
3 days ago
Minnesota Third Winter says TRANS RIGHTS
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March 30, 1981:
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4 days ago
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Me watching Musovski this season:
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4 days ago
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A bit I'm mulling over: make the baseless claim that Peter Kingston is Sean Kingston’s son
4 days ago
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colton
4 days ago
I haven’t seen a run like this from Paul(s) since Galatians-Ephesians-Philippians
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At least Vancouver fans can cheer themselves up with the Canucks. They're only losing by two goals!
4 days ago
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That was liquid Sounders'ing, including a massive whiff from Moose
4 days ago
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OH MY GODDDDDDDD THIS RULESSSSS
4 days ago
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I'm a big Snyder Brunell guy, but I'm not exaggerating when I say this has been his best 60 minutes in a Sounders shirt.
4 days ago
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ian
4 days ago
More like Paul Ari-goal-a folks
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TWO NIPS!!!!!!
4 days ago
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[youth pastor voice] What if I told you about another Jesus & Paul connection?
4 days ago
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The Sounders should run the play where their own plays the stupidest back pass I've ever seen every game imo
4 days ago
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NIPS OUTTTTTTTTTTTTT LETS GOOOOOOOOO
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The Sounders are moving the ball extremely well until they give it away in the stupidest way possible
4 days ago
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Cristian has been so bad tonight
4 days ago
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I'm very pleased with the first 30. Thought the Ders would be in a shell against Vancouver but they've been the better team and on the front foot
4 days ago
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The cool thing about having a bunch of kids in your lineup is your team can run for days. That rules
4 days ago
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Windbreaker over turtleneck sweater is a weird vibe
4 days ago
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Oh come on Paul
4 days ago
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Osaze hive rise up, now is our time
4 days ago
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This "Shot on a Nintendo DS" trend has gone too far
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4 days ago
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I think if you kick someone in the head like that you should receive a caution from the referee.
4 days ago
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Go Sounders
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4 days ago
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Hope JJ McCarthy can beat out Kyler Murray OR I hope Kyler Murray is the next Sam Darnold 🤗
4 days ago
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I wish I was actually as ambitious as the version of myself that signs up for a newsletter.
4 days ago
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Finally an ice cream for us Wife Guys
5 days ago
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Just finished making a deck I'm really proud of. Does that make me chopped? Am I unc? Are the police going to arrest me for using these words?
7 days ago
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This is kinda like when my boss asks for a project update and I haven't started it yet
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7 days ago
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These suspensions are brought to you by DraftKings, the official betting partner of Major League Soccer. If you use codes YEBOAH or JONES now, you'll get $100 in free bets after your first $5 bet!
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7 days ago
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Wes Burdine
8 days ago
Sunset over Cloud City
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Oh my god Ferrari
9 days ago
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This racing is real hoops
9 days ago
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LETS GO CHUCK!
9 days ago
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The Australian national anthem sounds like a christian worship song what the fuck
9 days ago
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Go Sounders
9 days ago
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Sounder at Heart
9 days ago
Howdy folks! It's your old pal
@mkstnr.bsky.social
here to live skeet/tweet/post with you, just like the old days. How are we?
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David_j_roth
9 days ago
Having some of the most thoroughly redacted thoughts of my life.
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I think MLS teams playing outside of their cities/markets is really stupid. I’m sorry if this offends.
9 days ago
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See?
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9 days ago
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If you’re stressed out and your life is out of control you should get tattooed
9 days ago
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I think the best way to describe how my life feels right now is that I’m at a 6-way stop intersection, the traffic lights aren’t working, and no one knows what the fuck is going on
9 days ago
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I think I’m anti Geese. The bird. The band. Those jackets. Fuck em all
9 days ago
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Being able to switch between Sky and F1 TV's coverage on Apple TV is pretty cool.
10 days ago
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