Everybody has to tell @bittersnail.bsky.social happy birthday OR ELSE

🛰Satle #330 2/6 🟥🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ satle.ca

You aren’t ready for a single second of this video.

Do not look up my old posts about Luis Diaz. Cody Gakpo was holding me hostage

All of these guys are pretty good, but none of them are Snyder Brunell good.

🛰Satle #344 5/6 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟩⬜ satle.ca

DR Congo are playing like 2009 Barcelona up until they get to the box and then they turn into 2013 DC United

4 coffee no breakfast

Europeans coming to Seattle and being exposed to the tarps off trend at the Mariners game is very funny to me.

Bluesky, the website where people will explain your own jokes to you.

Messi never scored a hat trick in the World Cup before he joined MLS. Makes you think.

ALGERIAAAAAAAAAAA

Thank god the hydration break is here to kill the excitement of this match

Ah, time for a France World Cup game. I'm excited to see 10 world class players and Adrien Rabiot for some reason

Seattle. Literally has a song written about it.

🛰Satle #306 4/6 🟥🟥🟥🟩⬜⬜ satle.ca

Even besides Starbucks, I can take you to a lot of places that have a bad cup of coffee.

Pretty smart by FIFA to schedule the European teams during work hours so we can watch the competitive games in prime time

Iago Aspas just rolled over in his grave. Their is a new mortal king to the ass corner throne

MOPOP. MOHAI. King Street Station. Kingdome. King Felix. Seattle was made for Mo Salah.

Inshallah

Kevin De Bruyne v Mo Salah in this game is giving '87 Finals Bird v Magic vibes

Maybe Salah will love Seattle so much he'll stay here forever

Getting a little misty-eyed seeing Seattle host a world cup game for real.

🛰Satle #356 3/6 🟥🟥🟩⬜⬜⬜ satle.ca

Joe Rogan looks like if Shrek had to dress as a human to attend a custody hearing.

General Lloyd Fredendall after the Battle of Kasserine Pass:

Really running the risk of over-romanticizing it here, but the most important takeaway is that no matter how hard FIFA or anyone else try to make the World Cup *theirs* it will forever be the people’s game, and the joy of the people outweighs the greed of the few.

Cody Gakpo plays like his operating system is running on Windows 7

The Lads @jeffrueter.bsky.social @timostlundfoss.bsky.social

Tony Bourdain taught us all that a place is full of good food, good people, and good experiences despite very shitty politics and I think it’s kind of classically American to have thought we were excluded from that Venn diagram

🛰Satle #338 1/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ satle.ca

SOCCCCCERRRRROOOOSSSS

Da Knicks!

I celebrated the broadcast interruption thinking It Happened™️

Alisson in his works at a vape shop era

Alisson looks like he’s been spending too much time at the Bubba Gump’s Shrimp Co. in Times Square

Brazil’s starting striker being a guy who plays for Brentford is an extremely weird vibe

To be fair, it's hard to decide which way to go as a goalkeeper when you see six penalty takers at once

Noon kickoffs on the west coast are bad. Put that shit on the east coast

eating in mexico as a european has gotta be like hearing music for the first time

🛰Satle #324 4/6 🟥🟥🟥🟩⬜⬜ satle.ca

My vision of why America is awesome is a kid born in Brooklyn, NY to Nigerian parents who grew up in London scoring for the national team. I think that rules. The fascists can’t take that from us.

I haven’t seen a Paraguayan defense struggle this much with an American attack since the Alfredo Stroessner regime was overthrown

This fit is perfect for when you have to coach the men’s national team at night but have a morning shift at Warby Parker

Pochettinho’s tricky lemon americans are cooking with gas

🛰Satle #260 4/6 🟥🟥🟥🟩⬜⬜ satle.ca

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That goal rocked. I loved that it took 3-5 business days to hit the net